| Nov 28, 2006 @ 3:11 PM |
Stupid questions that make you go "hmmm", imponderables!
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DwainP50
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Examples would be:
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?
Please feel free to add your imponderables!!!!   
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| Nov 28, 2006 @ 3:26 PM |
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grumblebear
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"How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"
why would we wonder about a woodchuck chucking wood, if a wood chuck can't chuck wood?
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| Nov 28, 2006 @ 3:39 PM |
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sierramist710
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grumble....You've done it once again. I can't believe it. All morning, my daughter and I have been saying, "Peter Piper Pecked a Peck of Pickled Peppers."  This really MUST stop.
So, If Peter Piper Pecked a Peck of Pickled Peppers., then How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper Pick?
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| Nov 28, 2006 @ 4:12 PM |
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DwainP50
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The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?
Hey Bear & Sierramist !
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| Nov 28, 2006 @ 4:14 PM |
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sierramist710
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I hate to say this, but the first thing I thought of was "LUCKY" 
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| Nov 28, 2006 @ 4:17 PM |
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DwainP50
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| Nov 28, 2006 @ 4:18 PM |
Stupid questions that make you go "hmmm", imponderables!
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grumblebear
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"If an Irrestible Force came across an Immovable Object what would happen?" d'uh... the Irresistable Force would slam into the object... "Nuff Said"
howdy Dwain lol, and Sierra is another thing that makes me go.. "hmmm" 
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| Nov 28, 2006 @ 4:20 PM |
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sierramist710
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How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
He drives VERY CAREFULLY!
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| Nov 28, 2006 @ 4:58 PM |
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grumblebear
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if olive oil is made from Olives, what is baby oil made from?
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| Nov 28, 2006 @ 5:27 PM |
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sierramist710
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If the Professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, how come he can't fix a hole in a boat?
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| Nov 28, 2006 @ 5:30 PM |
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DwainP50
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Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?
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| Nov 28, 2006 @ 5:31 PM |
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sierramist710
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| Nov 28, 2006 @ 6:35 PM |
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armswide0pen
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Sorry sponge I just couldn't resist this one
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
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| Nov 28, 2006 @ 6:47 PM |
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EyesofBlue72660
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What if there were no hypothetical questions?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
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| Nov 28, 2006 @ 6:53 PM |
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donna65806
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which came first the chicken or the egg 
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| Nov 28, 2006 @ 6:58 PM |
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armswide0pen
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Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
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| Nov 28, 2006 @ 7:12 PM |
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sierramist710
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If croutons are stale bread, then why do they come in vacuum sealed, air-tight packages? 
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| Nov 28, 2006 @ 9:49 PM |
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Danceanddream
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*Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
*If you jogged backward . . .would you gain weight?
*Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
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| Nov 29, 2006 @ 11:09 AM |
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sierramist710
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How come we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
If chopsticks is the easiest song to play on the piano, why are they SO hard to eat with?
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| Nov 29, 2006 @ 10:11 PM |
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Lee_Danger
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Why do we use a clock with 12 hours on it twice a day when we could use one that had 24 hours on it instead? 
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