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| Jun 8, 2007 @ 2:35 PM |
The New Name Game
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bunnybiz
Posts: 4,557
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Don't Laugh Until You Find Out What Your New Name Is
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. Especially when trolls come around. 
Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as
Dorky Gizzardsniffer!
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey,
in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobi e
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
(Of course, I think these threads give plenty of laughter and excitement
but little bit more won't hurt.)
I will go first.
My new name is Snotty PottyTush
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| Jun 8, 2007 @ 2:38 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
Posts: 13,791
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Sloopy Dippin Hiney 
Thats not at all true! 
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| Jun 8, 2007 @ 2:44 PM |
The New Name Game
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bunnybiz
Posts: 4,557
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Tink - it looks like we may be related.
Dippin Hiney and Potty Tush
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| Jun 8, 2007 @ 2:47 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
Posts: 13,791
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looks that way! 
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| Jun 8, 2007 @ 6:50 PM |
The New Name Game
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definitelydi
Posts: 12,602
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Snickle Lickin Hump
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| Jun 8, 2007 @ 8:10 PM |
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1stsignofspring
Posts: 16,194
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....Doombah Pottysquirt.........What the heck??? 
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| Jun 8, 2007 @ 9:57 PM |
The New Name Game
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blueyes101
Posts: 8,307
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Fluffy Farkleboob 
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| Jun 8, 2007 @ 10:15 PM |
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1stsignofspring
Posts: 16,194
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Blu.. You have boobs???
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| Jun 8, 2007 @ 10:33 PM |
The New Name Game
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blueyes101
Posts: 8,307
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Nope, but if I'm really lucky I get to borrow them for a while..........well I used too......  .............. 
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| Jun 8, 2007 @ 11:09 PM |
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1stsignofspring
Posts: 16,194
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That's ok...you can borrow my doombah...??? 
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| Jun 9, 2007 @ 6:34 AM |
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sthnhylander
Posts: 3,511
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doombah farkletush.....
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| Jun 9, 2007 @ 6:34 AM |
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definitelydi
Posts: 12,602
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Ok, I have to try this with my maiden name too!
Snickle Wafflebutt
Wow, I'll keep the first one I did! 
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| Jun 10, 2007 @ 9:19 AM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
Posts: 13,791
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I tried the maiden name thing too...
Mine was:Sloopy Chicken Face
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| Jun 10, 2007 @ 9:26 AM |
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katydid438
Posts: 6,769
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my maiden name was better
tootsiefarklesniffer
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| Jun 10, 2007 @ 4:49 PM |
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bunnybiz
Posts: 4,557
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Hi Tink and Katy,
I am glad you like your maiden names better than
your other names. I on the other hand, can't switch
being never married, I am stuck with Snotty Pottytush.
I don't think I am snotty. I am very nice. 
My last name well ...
I do have a tush that never mind..
I not the only tush in here ... 
Blue your new name is winner of unique award for Fluffy Farkleboob. 
so far. If others got in on the fun I would like to see
what names we come up with.
Who do you guys think has the most unique (funny) name?
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| Jun 10, 2007 @ 6:16 PM |
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Palomino
Posts: 7,503
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Current Name
Dorky PottyBrains
Maiden Name
Dorky LickinShorts
Nickname and other ex's name LOL
Boobie ChickenDunkin
I think the first one describes me pretty well.
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| Jun 10, 2007 @ 9:54 PM |
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bunnybiz
Posts: 4,557
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Hi All,
Since I not allowed to edit, I have a correction to make on my name:
It is Snooty (not Snotty) Pottytush
and with that I am not snooty either but
that is my correct new name.
Thank you to that person that pointed this out to me
about my first name being wrong. 
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| Jun 10, 2007 @ 11:21 PM |
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blueyes101
Posts: 8,307
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Di, wafflebutt....... You must find something else to sit on besides a milk carton.....
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| Jun 10, 2007 @ 11:34 PM |
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graywolf
Posts: 40,137
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sleezy bubble lips
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| Jun 11, 2007 @ 7:47 AM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
Posts: 13,791
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^^^^
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