| Oct 7, 2007 @ 10:56 AM |
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Pete73052
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Limericks only... I'll start:
There once was a fellow named Pete
Who paid attention to somebody's feet
She said nobody knows
About my erogenous toes
It's information that's best kept discrete
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| Oct 7, 2007 @ 11:16 AM |
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Angel178
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The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical
But the good ones I've seen
So rarely are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
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| Oct 7, 2007 @ 11:20 AM |
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Pete73052
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I was starting to think in my head
That my limerick idea might be dead
And then someone quite brilliantly
Livened it so resiliently
That it seems that we now have a thread 
There was once an MD'er named Jim
Who liked his women to be slim
To one woman he bade
That she drink lemonade
Poor thing slipped through the straw and fell in
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| Oct 7, 2007 @ 11:37 AM |
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Pete73052
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Some girls are here for the dating
Still others are hoping for mating
I tried phone sex with one
And I thought it was fun
'Till she kept putting me on call-waiting
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| Oct 7, 2007 @ 11:38 AM |
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Lee_Danger
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 There once was a MD poster named Lee
Whom for quite a while you all didn't see
She took a walk on the other side
and ended up taking a wild ride
Now no one has to wonder what happened to me
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| Oct 7, 2007 @ 11:38 AM |
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Angel178
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Sorry, it was funny....on topic....ummmm 
Edited for Pete...not you Lee 
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| Oct 7, 2007 @ 11:41 AM |
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Angel178
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Jester just had to meet her;
He thought that no one was sweeter.
They had sex on the phone,
And when they were alone,
They played games like "Swallow the Leader".
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| Oct 7, 2007 @ 11:41 AM |
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Pete73052
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But Lee, you know - wonder we will
Some of us thought that you might be ill
Until some of us found you
With naked men all around you
And those images are haunting us still
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| Oct 7, 2007 @ 11:45 AM |
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Lee_Danger
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Then shame on you for taking a peek
at the naughty things I went to seek
you sought them too
cuz I also saw you
that's ok though, we all know flesh is weak
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| Oct 7, 2007 @ 11:48 AM |
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Pete73052
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Oh, the flesh was certainly willing
Though the competition was very chilling
After much contemplation
I prefer masturbation
When it's good, it can be quite fulfilling
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| Oct 7, 2007 @ 11:50 AM |
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Angel178
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There once was a GibsonGirl
Who searched all around for a pearl
She got lucky one night
While chatting on site
Now her love life can unfurl
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| Oct 7, 2007 @ 11:53 AM |
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Pete73052
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I know her - she met someone named Blu
Who professed that his love would be true
Now that love they have found
They just still hang around
Being mushy - but then so do me and you
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| Oct 7, 2007 @ 11:57 AM |
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Angel178
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Some people do doubt
The sincerity you spout
But I have found
By sticking around
That I want to see how this plays out
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| Oct 7, 2007 @ 11:59 AM |
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Pete73052
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I am nothing if I'm not sincere
To find love is why I am here
And now that I've found it
There's no getting around it
To neglect it would make me quite queer
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| Oct 7, 2007 @ 12:05 PM |
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Angel178
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There once was a woman named KAOS
Who considers herself to be boss
Sadian can jest
But he's really quite blessed
Without her friendship he would be lost
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| Oct 7, 2007 @ 12:06 PM |
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Pete73052
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A young girl with some imagination
Disliked the term Californication
But her boyfriend secured her
And with Sea World he lured her
'Till she agreed that she needs a vacation
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| Oct 7, 2007 @ 12:08 PM |
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Lee_Danger
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It appears while I was gone away
Pete decided to not be so gay
If Angel fell for Pete
That is really neat
Do we all get to attend the wedding day?
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| Oct 7, 2007 @ 12:10 PM |
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Pete73052
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There's no question I've always been a man
Though I see how you could misunderstand
I seem like a gay molester
Because I go after Jester
But trust me - things never get out of hand
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| Oct 7, 2007 @ 12:27 PM |
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Angel178
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There once was a woman named Pam
At first I thought was a scam
Then reading her posts
Which sometimes are gross
It's fun she dosen't give a damn
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| Oct 7, 2007 @ 12:31 PM |
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pamdemonium
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Though many thought I was phoney
A profile that was purely bolonga
I never asked for money
Just wanted some funny
And tried to be careful, with ya honey.
Oooh.. that needs work...
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