| Oct 10, 2007 @ 7:57 PM |
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Pete73052
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We have so many brilliant people here - We're all just so full of... um... knowledge, yeah that's it. We can answer any question (It might not be the right answer - but we can overlook that detail). The answers can be as technical, comical or as silly as you like. So here's how this game goes:
ANSWER THE QUESTION ABOVE YOU - THEN ASK A NEW QUESTION.
I'll start:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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| Oct 10, 2007 @ 8:08 PM |
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EternalFlame
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14 1/3 cords per day in the summer. In the winter they sleep a bit longer...it's cold, yanno...so they can only do 9 1/4 cords per day.
That nonsense about he would chuck what wood a woodchuck could is just a load of crap.
Why does a dog love to stick his head out the car window, but gets pissed off when you blow in his face?
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| Oct 10, 2007 @ 8:09 PM |
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Pete73052
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Um... Bad breath?
What causes thunder?
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| Oct 10, 2007 @ 8:11 PM |
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Angel178
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Angels bowling
Do you get a really big shock if you install a light bulb and the switch is on?
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| Oct 10, 2007 @ 8:13 PM |
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Pete73052
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Yes - You shouldn't be screwing alone.
How do they get the tomato in the bottle?
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| Oct 10, 2007 @ 8:16 PM |
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EternalFlame
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They put the bottle over the tomato while it's growing
How do they get the ship in the bottle?
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| Oct 10, 2007 @ 8:21 PM |
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Pete73052
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Put the bottle over the ship while it's...  um... I don't know ... the ship in a bottle thing always struck me as being a little gay anyway.
Who put the bump in the bump sh-bump sh-bump
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| Oct 10, 2007 @ 8:22 PM |
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Angel178
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They blow the glass around the bottle
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| Oct 10, 2007 @ 8:23 PM |
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Angel178
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They blow the glass around the bottle
And you...the cooking queen of CA thought that was gay? 
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| Oct 10, 2007 @ 8:24 PM |
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EternalFlame
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The same person that put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
Who wrote the book of love?
(psst...actually, the ship is completely collapsible. It's folded flat, slid into the bottle, and then stood up)
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| Oct 10, 2007 @ 8:25 PM |
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Pete73052
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The book of love is still writing itself... 
Why do birds suddenly appear?
(pssst... I knew that...  )
They blow the glass around the bottle
Don't you mean "around the ship" Baby? 
[Edited on 10/10/2007 8:27 PM]
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| Oct 10, 2007 @ 8:27 PM |
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ColdinWisconsin
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honey...I'm the Queen in Wisconsin. As for what I rule over...you'd have to come find out...But I'm not gay. Well...unless it's Pammy or Loreli.
Why do they medicate the children and not the adults? 
Cripes I'm slow. sorry about that!!! 
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| Oct 10, 2007 @ 8:28 PM |
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Angel178
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EF....having fun proving me wrong tonight?
Baby, you just couldn't let that go? 
I'm out of this thread....have fun 
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| Oct 10, 2007 @ 8:29 PM |
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Pete73052
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Adults usually self-medicate.
Why do cheeseheads suddenly appear?
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| Oct 10, 2007 @ 8:31 PM |
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ColdinWisconsin
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Because cheese MELTS!!!
Why is Angel ditching you?
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| Oct 10, 2007 @ 8:32 PM |
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Angel178
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Cause Angel is not up to thinking anymore tonight!!!
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| Oct 10, 2007 @ 8:32 PM |
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EternalFlame
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Aw Angel, no....I just saw a youtube video the other day that showed it being done. I thought it was pretty cool....I was just sharing the info
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| Oct 10, 2007 @ 8:32 PM |
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Pete73052
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Because I'm very ditchable...
What's the shortest distance between point A and point B?
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| Oct 10, 2007 @ 8:33 PM |
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Angel178
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No, It is OK EF....I was just remembering something from a field trip from when I was little.....they were actually blowing the glass aroung the SHIP (Pete)....it was cool!!
Baby, you are def not ditchable 
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| Oct 10, 2007 @ 8:36 PM |
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EternalFlame
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If point A is your zip code, and point B is MY zip code, it's 339 miles
When is a door not a door?
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