| Dec 22, 2005 @ 4:25 PM |
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soulless_spirit
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What a woman says, what she really means...
I need = I want
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper...
I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
I was wrong = Not as wrong as you
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important!
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 4:27 PM |
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swingpup
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Spoken as a true women by a true woman   
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 4:30 PM |
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ruready4me2luvu
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That's why you men know how to say YES DEAR so very well. Makes for a much more peaceful life doesn't it guys?
I'm easy to get along with, as long as things go my way.
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 4:35 PM |
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soulless_spirit
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 4:36 PM |
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KenInBoca2005
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That's why you men know how to say YES DEAR so very well. Makes for a much more peaceful life doesn't it guys?
I'm easy to get along with, as long as things go my way.
You have never been more correct!
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 4:39 PM |
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Always_Striving
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 4:42 PM |
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ruready4me2luvu
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Ken agrees to keep the peace and all the others tucked tail and ran. Matt, Taboo, Spongey, Pete, Lj, Silver, buncha wusses
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 4:44 PM |
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soulless_spirit
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 you to funny
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 4:50 PM |
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greenizenora
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Ken agrees to keep the peace and all the others tucked tail and ran. Matt, Taboo, Spongey, Pete, Lj, Silver, buncha wusses
Terri--you are so going to be in trouble. . .think I'll stick around for the show. . .
But they are MIA. . . very interesting. . . 
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 5:00 PM |
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soulless_spirit
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lol havent noticed ...
soulless
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 5:03 PM |
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ruready4me2luvu
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Nora these guys don't skeer me. Tell em bring it on!  I think they're skeered
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 5:04 PM |
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MischeviousAngel
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{chuckles} I don't think sponge, pete, silver, et. al. are online at the moment.
Speaking of tucking tails though makes me wonder.........
Hmmmmmmm will have to send out a few emails...
Angel
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 5:07 PM |
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ruready4me2luvu
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Ruready likes TROUBLE
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 5:10 PM |
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soulless_spirit
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lol you stay in trouble ... sounds familiar
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 5:21 PM |
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KenInBoca2005
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I am betting the 2 of you wouldnt know what to do if you werent in trouble. 
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 5:29 PM |
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ruready4me2luvu
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Are you a gambling man Ken? Willing to lose your pants on this deal?
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 6:10 PM |
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redriversaddle
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again, there is nothing wrong with a man wanting sex all the time
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 6:33 PM |
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ruready4me2luvu
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I want more than sex
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| Dec 23, 2005 @ 9:00 AM |
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evil_Lollipop
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Just that easy its always the opposite of what they say how simple is that LOL
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| Dec 23, 2005 @ 9:28 AM |
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soulless_spirit
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Lol yeah but dontforget when you think opposite we change our mind and think opposite
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