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| Dec 1, 2008 @ 3:26 PM |
The Hysterical Spam Thread... :O)
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CPUfan
Posts: 7,983
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What is the most hysterical spam you have ever received?
This week I received 8 notifications of million dollar lottery wins - PLUS three West African bank accounts whose contents were bequeathed or promised to me!!
That was a total of 18 million dollars!!!
I'VE NEVER, EVER BEEN SO LUCKY!!!  Any girls like to marry me now??
I'm thinking of buying out Fanny Mae!
I just have to pay retainers of several thousand dollars to get the funding released to me in my very own account!! ... If anyone would like to help me pay, I can GUARANTEE them FIVE TIMES THE RETURN !!! 
Any takers? SO what is the most hilarious spam you've ever received??
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| Dec 1, 2008 @ 3:32 PM |
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iglooo101
Posts: 6,058
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hot off my spam filter:
- Free Dish, Free Installation/ DISH Network. Most channels! By DishHDFree
-Human Resources19 You're Hired Check for positions in your area
-MilitarydotcomEmailOffers One-click access to Schools awarding credit for Military service!
-American Ex-Debt Legally Erase Your Debt As Seen On MSNBC!
-American Ex-Debt Walk Away From All Your Debt - As Seen on MSNBC!
- American Ex-Debt American Express Gets You Into Debt, American Ex-Debt Gets You Out! really funny and inventive 
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| Dec 1, 2008 @ 3:35 PM |
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CPUfan
Posts: 7,983
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Yeah, but what do you WIN!! I need WINNINGS, I'm on a ROLLLLLolol....
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| Dec 1, 2008 @ 3:38 PM |
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iglooo101
Posts: 6,058
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well
I already cashed my TRILLION DOLLARS and i am getting more and more everyday.....TRILLIONS and TRILLIONS....
all what i had to do
give the guy.../... the mob my SIN and bank account
I am sure they deposited like....Gazillions of $$$
they only took 25%....fair is fair......
after all, I did not make any effort...just my birthdate, SIN and bank account
and they did the rest.....
YEAH RIGHT
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| Dec 1, 2008 @ 5:40 PM |
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CPUfan
Posts: 7,983
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Spam mail makes me feeel gooooooood.... You can be a winner too!
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| Dec 1, 2008 @ 6:29 PM |
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Cynbaby
Posts: 1,375
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Are you in Ghana or Nigeria now? Do I need visa to visit you there? Alex This was sent to ME today!!!
can you imagine?
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| Dec 1, 2008 @ 7:08 PM |
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BandTMom
Posts: 38,041
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Ah gee. I just deleted the one where I was called a River Queen.
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| Dec 1, 2008 @ 8:11 PM |
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BandTMom
Posts: 38,041
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hello,
i just browsed throught profiles of women seeking LONGTERM RELATIOSNHIP/MARRIAGE,and
yours vert intersting and enchanting profile caught my eyes,
Remember those great symphonies,just like love,
they began with just one note,
As like many, an inspiration Can start from just one quote
Look at fine great paintings, Some started from just a dream
View the rivers, lakes and oceans began from some tiny stream,
i wish to know more about you 'cos we both seek and desire the same thing dear,
i think you have what and all i need in my ideal woman,match and soulmate,
AGE,DISTANCE wont be a problem,,i am prepared to face any occurrence against all ODDS.
WE COULD START BY BEING FRIENDS AND SEE WHERE IT LEADS US,
I ;OVE TRAVELING AND I WILL LOVE T MEET YOU SOON,
I JUST SUBMITTED MY PIC,ITS STILL PENDING APPROVAL..IT'S GOING TO TAKE A FEW DAYS FOR IT
TO APPEAR IN MY PROFILE,
BUT in the lights of the above dont deny me this unique opportunity for true love,its my hope,
feel free to ask any question you need answers to.
kindly write back soon,
I AWAIT YOUR URGENT RESPONSE,
KELLY BLAIR HARRISON.
So what do you think...should I deny him?? 
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| Dec 1, 2008 @ 8:21 PM |
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Winnie4010
Posts: 2,641
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Gosh....y'all always get the good emails  ...Add him Mom!!!
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| Dec 1, 2008 @ 8:23 PM |
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BandTMom
Posts: 38,041
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You can have him.
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| Dec 1, 2008 @ 8:28 PM |
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Winnie4010
Posts: 2,641
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...You're so sweet Mom, but I don't want him either 
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| Dec 1, 2008 @ 8:31 PM |
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BandTMom
Posts: 38,041
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Sheesh...I give you a gift and you throw it back at me.
Christmas is ruined!
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| Dec 1, 2008 @ 8:39 PM |
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Winnie4010
Posts: 2,641
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Sheesh...did you send him my way?....I got got the same one
Awww, we're even now Mom 
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| Dec 1, 2008 @ 8:45 PM |
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BandTMom
Posts: 38,041
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Did you get it twice?
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| Dec 1, 2008 @ 8:57 PM |
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Winnie4010
Posts: 2,641
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Got got 
I only GOT it once
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| Dec 1, 2008 @ 9:01 PM |
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BandTMom
Posts: 38,041
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I must be special. I got it twice.
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| Dec 1, 2008 @ 9:25 PM |
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SpiritOrnery
Posts: 24,138
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Hm, I see my mail blinking now. Maybe I got it too.
Yeppers, I got him, too. I am getting tired of torturing them.
The funniest ones are the guys that actually READ my profile and it pisses them off because I am here and tellin em to fk off. They RANT at me. And I laugh because I know they are the type to shoot their emails off in the first email.
[Edited on 12/1/2008 9:35 PM]
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| Dec 2, 2008 @ 2:20 AM |
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CPUfan
Posts: 7,983
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One good trick with the scammers I heard is to keep their email addresses and dish them out to new scammers with a reply like "I look forward to chatting to you on MSN Messenger latah ;o? Pssst I'm a little shy to start with..."
"I'm very much concerned with Third World countries like (Illinois..., Scotland... or wherever they purport to be from) and consider people from there to be more real)" etc.
"Please write me some poetry on MSN as it gets me in the mood... "
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| Dec 2, 2008 @ 7:37 AM |
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graywolf
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| Dec 2, 2008 @ 11:59 AM |
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iglooo101
Posts: 6,058
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 this one, will bail me out......
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Banks Got Their Bailout. Now Its Your Turn!
From "Loan Modification" xxxx
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