| Dec 28, 2008 @ 12:16 PM |
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graywolf
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 maybe you could wrtie her CPU since you are there and could visit with her,  
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| Dec 28, 2008 @ 12:42 PM |
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Curious1
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Hello the mysterious stranger!
When I considered, your structure I had a desire to get acquainted with you.
Looking through your structure, I have a little learned you. But I would like to learn about you more.
If you not against I would like to communicate and learn with you each other better.
It seems to me, that we can pleasantly communicate. I shall leave to you the E-mail olgapolitewa at y/a/h/o/o dot c/o/m
If you want to communicate with me write to me. I necessarily shall answer you.
While!
Hmmm.. I didn't know my structure was showing.. 
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| Dec 28, 2008 @ 12:56 PM |
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CPUfan
Posts: 7,987
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You're going to have to get past the structure thing I see, Curious... If they think your structure is great, don't say anything to disappoint them...
Pssst I see you got one from my old flame Olga... She was bending my structure out of shape weeks ago... Didn't realise she was still here...
You necessarily should tell her to pzzz off... in her current circumsizes...
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| Dec 28, 2008 @ 8:36 PM |
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kywonder
Posts: 2,087
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Hi beauty
It's has been a great deal for me to see such a beauty like you here,i liked your profile very much..you sounded sweet and it was nice reading it.when i joined this place i never expected to meet a woman of your type, because you soo adorable and beautiful.i really would love to meet u in person. i really don't mean to force u into things sweetly but i will be happy if i meet such a pretty woman like you are.i don't like to play head games....i'm a kind hearted guy who wants to please everyone ..make you laugh till it hurts..lol.i would want us to get going so if u are such a person then lets chat Princess.I'm one of the nice guy a lady like you would like and want to meet... and hope is the same with you...well... who knows if it's the will of God that we could succeed or something better can come out of this letter that i am sending you then Baby..i will be the happiest man in this world....if not then the saddest man. i hope u will take ur time and think about it and let as get to know eachother somemore.
i would love to tell me more about you.. and would like us to trade yahoo id's so we can chat via messenger ID or better still you also can ask and i surely will let you have mine.
Till then take care and bye for now.Do you have a yahoo IM by Chance..?I only use the Messenger when I want to chat with my son...It will be much easier if we get to talk on there also since due to security reason's I can't call your for now......Hope to hear from you soon..my ID (email removed)@yahoo.com
He couldn't have read far because I specifically requested no email addresses and yet there it is in black and white, his email address to me. 
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| Dec 29, 2008 @ 12:44 AM |
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SpiritOrnery
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Hi my name is elvis I look and sing like elvis my pic is on my web www.blahblahblah.com I,v lived in kc.mo for 8 years and I have my own tour bus,and been on t,v, a lot and sing in big show,s we can talk and meet for coffee thank you  |
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| Dec 29, 2008 @ 5:59 AM |
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CPUfan
Posts: 7,987
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Sounds like a Japanese karaoke Elvis...
"Since my baby reft me, I've had a new prace to dwerr, been riving the end of ronery stleet in Healtbleak Hoter...
Could be so ronery, could be so ronery, could be so ronery, I courd die..."  
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| Dec 30, 2008 @ 1:22 PM |
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kywonder
Posts: 2,087
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Hello!
my love one i am a man of 38 years I found you on this site . and was unable to resist my interest to you.
My name is is prince justice I wish to be in love relationship with you
and May be we can be able to meet as real partners for life. Please write
me with this my private e-mail address;; so that i can send my photos to you, (blah, blah, {email address removed})and tell you more about my self
I would like to see a good response from you
Thanks from my heart
Yours in love prince justice.
this is my love to you
Sorry, just a tad too young for me. I got one from his sister yesterday, she was a princess something or other, I have already forgot her name.
"Since my baby reft me, I've had a new prace to dwerr, been riving the end of ronery stleet in Healtbleak Hoter...
Could be so ronery, could be so ronery, could be so ronery, I courd die..."
CPU, I love this. that little ditty made my day.
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| Dec 30, 2008 @ 5:38 PM |
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BandTMom
Posts: 39,515
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I got it 3 times, KY
Hello!
my love one i am a man of 38 years I found you on this site . and was unable to resist my interest to you.
My name is is prince justice I wish to be in love relationship with you
and May be we can be able to meet as real partners for life. Please write
me with this my private e-mail address;; so that i can send my photos to you, ({email address removed})and tell you more about my self
I would like to see a good response from you
Thanks from my heart
Yours in love prince justice.
this is my love to you
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| Dec 30, 2008 @ 6:52 PM |
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kywonder
Posts: 2,087
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I do believe Mom that you and I get the same emails. Some of them are so comical that it is not even funny. I had one tell me he used to be the in the family of the King of Nigeria. I mean if you are in the family, how do you get to be out of the family. No matter what happens, you are always in the family you are born in. Crazy, just crazy.
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| Dec 30, 2008 @ 6:52 PM |
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kywonder
Posts: 2,087
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. im sorry for not been onlin to talk to u since.........i wonder if ud be tinkin .how does this guy look?and why dint he bring up his pics outta here.yes i did it intentionally bcos i only wanted to be here online wit only a divoted girl that is ready for the right man..and to tink of havin a future readily..........id like to have u talk to me thru my instant messenger so we have great talk out there ,bcos i like there ok?(email address removed) at yahoo dot com............i guess u get it that way.ok?id be happy to tell u more there and prpare to tell me all out u there....u can make me happy ...i tink
Dr steve
Becuz I jest luv hit wen thy spel is so ahful
[Edited on 12/30/2008 7:20 PM]
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| Dec 30, 2008 @ 6:54 PM |
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Winnie4010
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Y'all are still getting all the good stuff
I guess I'll just stick with the ones that say....
how r u ?
 
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| Dec 31, 2008 @ 12:26 AM |
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kywonder
Posts: 2,087
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Hello there,
How are you doing today? I really have to stop by your profile and drop this very short message,just to let you know that you are really pretty and good looking .
After a long period of a searching tour in order to find an Angel,here i came across your wonderful profile and after a thorough look at it ,i find you to be an interesting person that i will like to get to know more about .
I am really new to this dating thing and is so surprising that i came across your wonderful profile .
i will like us to get started by meeting one another on yahoo messenger ,so we can get to meet ,so we can have a chat to get to know more about each other.Dont worry about the distance am ready to relocate soon .
You can reach me with this email {email address removed}, and i will be glad to meet you there .Please dont forget to send me your phone number,so we can get in touch from there as well.
I am having problems in uploading my photos ....i have mor pics and will send you anytime you request.
My name is Mark Stegmeier and once again is nice getting to meet you and i will be glad if you respond this email with open heart.
Talk to you Soon.
MARK
Yeah right, like I am giving him my phone number. So long sucker. You have been reported as spam.
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| Dec 31, 2008 @ 12:35 AM |
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SpiritOrnery
Posts: 25,646
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Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !@!@!1 ; D,
Im JoHn. well I saw ur profile and u seem like a great girl n i was hoping we can talk. How's the year been for u gorgeous? Whatcha been up to this past summer? how was ur Christmas?
i've just been doing work, school, basketball/football, hangin out, visiting the beach, movies, music, clubs, HIN car show, road trips and celebrated my bday. well, have a fun n safe rest of ur year, Have a great rest of ur Holidays!!
Uh, right! I wrote him back and told him...
this time REALLY read the profile. The name really suits you.
It was a 'dumb' name
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| Dec 31, 2008 @ 2:06 PM |
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CPUfan
Posts: 7,987
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How r u Winnie, SE, Mom, KY ?
R u getting all the good ones now, Winnie? lol
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| Jan 1, 2009 @ 2:54 AM |
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TallBlonde1
Posts: 466
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Got a goodie today:
good morning, of perfect mind and a good condition of love. By way of sites datants today, I regained consciousness your contour that I find personally interesting and delightful and incontestable drop you few lines only to say greeting, I search a long-term report in a woaman of your kind which unerderstands the need to like and be liked. I took time to see the age difference is us but it really in my choice of range of age and I have no problem with it celine dion says that the love back not asks why but never explain only I like it me find you sincerely and only I read of your very interesting contour at the moment and I shall like to know and to hear to more you. Including here with it is my address of by which you can attain me. I really look forward to hear your urgent answer. Thank you
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| Jan 1, 2009 @ 3:48 AM |
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kywonder
Posts: 2,087
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Tall, you should get an award for that one. Priceless.
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| Jan 1, 2009 @ 5:51 AM |
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CPUfan
Posts: 7,987
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There U R, U C Tall, you have CONTOURS whuaaaah 
HAPPYNEWYEARANDCANTHESPAM
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| Jan 1, 2009 @ 10:07 AM |
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TallBlonde1
Posts: 466
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 Thank you, thank you both. I'd like to thank all my wonderful MD friends, I never could have gotten this award  without your support. You are fabulous and I love you all. (buwahahahhaha!)
Happy New Year CPU!!! Wishing you all the best for 2009! 
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| Jan 1, 2009 @ 11:06 AM |
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BandTMom
Posts: 39,515
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The scammers took last night off, but they're back today.
hello angel,
i have been a member of this site for a week and i quit searching through profile because all the women on this site seem to be dull and lack the spark and vitality i look for in a woman. i just decided to give this a last shot today and i am glad i did. you are the first real woman i have come across on this site. women like you are hard to meet these days and i sometimes wonder if the world still has your kind. the kind of woman that is an instant attraction on sight and also leaves a lasting impression after the first glance. i am really glad i logged into dating site today. your pic and profile have really given me hope. maybe the world hasn't lost its best ladies yet. i will love to know more about you and will love you to know more about me too. i am not used to dating online so i wont know what to say. please feel free to ask me anything you want to know about me. i will like us to chat so we get to know each other. this is my yahoo ID {email address removed} so add me to your buddy list so we can chat. you can give me yours so i add you too. take care for now angel and i think you should know.
Jeff
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| Jan 1, 2009 @ 7:00 PM |
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kywonder
Posts: 2,087
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Hey Mom, this makes three times I have gotten this one and from three different men. They must be reincarnating. I see you have the same one as well.
hello angel,
i have been a member of this site for a week and i quit searching through profile because all the women on this site seem to be dull and lack the spark and vitality i look for in a woman. i just decided to give this a last shot today and i am glad i did. you are the first real woman i have come across on this site. women like you are hard to meet these days and i sometimes wonder if the world still has your kind. the kind of woman that is an instant attraction on sight and also leaves a lasting impression after the first glance. i am really glad i logged into dating site today. your pic and profile have really given me hope. maybe the world hasn't lost its best ladies yet. i will love to know more about you and will love you to know more about me too. i am not used to dating online so i wont know what to say. please feel free to ask me anything you want to know about me. i will like us to chat so we get to know each other. this is my yahoo ID email {email address removed} so add me to your buddy list so we can chat. you can give me yours so i add you too. take care for now angel and i think you should know.I love your smile
Jeff
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