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| Nov 2, 2006 @ 2:01 PM |
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emperorguy
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After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing
on Earth,
St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings.
"Tell me, St. Peter, what have you found out?" God asked.
"I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people are behaving in a
sinful manner. There's drugs, alcohol, murders, you name it-a regular Sodom
and Gomorra. But the worst is this obsession with oral sex. According to
my survey, 88% of the population is doing it. I'm afraid it has reached
epidemic proportions."
"Hmmm," God said thoughtfully, "do you have any recommendations as to what
should be done to put an end to this sexual perversion?"
"I think we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engages in oral
sex. The contents of that message should tell them exactly what will happen
to them on Judgment Day if they do not stop this type of activity." Replied
St. Peter.
"That is an effective solution," God stated, "but I think that instead of
punishing those who practice oral sex, we should reward those who refrain
from it. Let's send a letter that's personally signed by me to each one of
these good people."
And so they did.
Do you know what the letter said?
No?
Hmmm, So, You didn't get the letter either, huh?
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| Nov 2, 2006 @ 3:43 PM |
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luvmycats
Posts: 10,208
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 No letter in my mailbox.
Things that make ya go hmmmm... or 
 No news is good news?
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| Nov 2, 2006 @ 4:46 PM |
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ToucherinSparks
Posts: 6,699
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Oh well, so much for the Godhead.
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| Nov 2, 2006 @ 5:30 PM |
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Lovinheart445
Posts: 953
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Didn't get any letter either...Maybe that's cuz I'm such a "expert" on pleasing the women?  
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| Nov 2, 2006 @ 7:37 PM |
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momma24
Posts: 410
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<---I got the letter!! 
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| Nov 2, 2006 @ 7:46 PM |
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Danceanddream
Posts: 5,828
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I know I'll NEVER get that letter! 
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| Nov 2, 2006 @ 8:41 PM |
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Loreli
Posts: 25,413
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nope-no letter....
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| Nov 2, 2006 @ 9:55 PM |
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mogrl1000
Posts: 258
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No letter for me....
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| Nov 3, 2006 @ 2:43 AM |
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st93
Posts: 303
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yeah! I got a letter... 
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| Nov 3, 2006 @ 8:42 AM |
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sweet_n_small1
Posts: 753
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My mailbox is empty.......
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| Nov 3, 2006 @ 10:19 AM |
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luvmycats
Posts: 10,208
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Ok lets see...St93, got the letter, mark him off the list. 
Op is keeping too quiet XX him out.
Touchin' just thinks too much.
That leaves Lovin'  come on over here you sweet thing you, we need to talk about not getting mail...   
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| Nov 3, 2006 @ 1:55 PM |
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mabell7849
Posts: 5
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My mail box is empty too. Glad I'm not on that list.
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| Nov 3, 2006 @ 1:59 PM |
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unluckyinlofe
Posts: 61
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Nope no letter for me either 
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| Nov 3, 2006 @ 4:38 PM |
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st93
Posts: 303
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well you are all missin' out coz the letter contains the winning numbers for next weeks state lottery
Barbados here I come!.....
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| Nov 4, 2006 @ 11:36 AM |
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candylily
Posts: 1,347
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Even my son's hamsters wouldn't have gotten that letter.
She loved it too
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| Nov 4, 2006 @ 11:41 AM |
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luvmycats
Posts: 10,208
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/\/\/\/\
Now that you brought that up Candy, guess my dog didn't get one either. She can do it herself though. 
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| Nov 4, 2006 @ 11:49 AM |
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candylily
Posts: 1,347
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Well it seems to me that if even hamsters like it, and we all know how much dogs like it then God must not have anything against it either. 
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| Nov 4, 2006 @ 11:58 AM |
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twotall911
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| Nov 5, 2006 @ 7:49 PM |
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jamminjerry
Posts: 4,085
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it seems that God has created the simians to entertain me!
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| Nov 5, 2006 @ 7:55 PM |
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countryboy69995
Posts: 653
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I like it so much that I am not going to ask him or look in the bible to see where it is wrong. That way I don't know.
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