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| Dec 8, 2006 @ 9:58 AM |
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willsmalto
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ok this morning at work, I took this internet test about my sex life. when i was done with the test, my computer bellowed out to the hearing of everybody around...." (my name),you're an effing pervert"
Thank God most of my coworkers don't come that close to English, but sitting next to my desk, unfortunately, were these two ladies...one american and a chinese who understands and speaks pretty good English. They both turned and gave me that stare..yanno..I was so embarassed and almost tried burrowing myself into the next floor to no avail   
what's your greatest embarassment..of any kind.....ever? in bed, in public, at work you name it
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| Dec 8, 2006 @ 10:06 AM |
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chinabull2000
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Hell no, I ain't gonna tell you that, because it'd be embarrassing! 
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| Dec 8, 2006 @ 10:36 AM |
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willsmalto
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another one, once upon a time like......er...erm..4 years back, if my memory gets it right, I went out with this girl that i wanted to have a little thing with. After lunch, my bowels kind of went into spasm. The men's room was full and I just couldn't wait. I dashed into the ladies room and sort of messed the whole place with noisy and runny stool. The bloody awful noise kind of arouse everybody's curiosity to see who really produced it. I stayed in the restroom for like 10 more mins after doing my business just so everybody could leave me the hell alone but diners( the girl I was with, included) who were around during the scene wouldn't. when I got out of the ladies room, all eyes were on me and my girl was like ewwwww, it was you...in the ladies room? I was so embarassed to even say a word to her. that was it..the first and the last date.
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| Dec 8, 2006 @ 10:39 AM |
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willsmalto
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hey come on china, spit it out, it'd be fun
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| Dec 8, 2006 @ 2:37 PM |
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encorrgbl
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Wills, oddly enough I was thinking of starting a thread like this... Weird!! 
'One' of my most embarrassing moments is as follows:
While at university, I came to class a few minutes early. The door was closed, and the professor was already teaching. "Oh holy crud..." I thought... I was late. Late! When I was early!?!?!? What the heck?????
I opened the door, walked in, and sat down in a room full of people.
I quickly learned as I set my books on my desk, indeed! It was the professor of my class... Teaching... A different class right before mine in the same room and he'd run late!
O..M...G... He stopped, the class stopped, and everyone watched as I took my books, quietly walked from the room and turned to them to say, "Heheh, sorry about that! *BIG SMILE!*"
Needless to say my bacon was saved by everyone (including the professor, who perhaps my bacon was not so saved with!) started laughing because they thought it was a prank!
*phew* LOL Later I did have a friend of mine who was in the class. He thought it hillarious, which he told me later. 
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| Dec 8, 2006 @ 3:40 PM |
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sciurusniger
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My mother and I stopped for a late lunch in Ann Arbor one afternoon last year. A quite nice place, caught them between the lunch and dinner rushes so it was relatively empty.
I don't remember what we were talking about, but at some point, my mother told me to speak more quietly because the few other people seated nearby were starting to look at me.
It's not often I can pull it off, but I paused for a moment, then looked at her with a perfectly straight face and said, "They're looking at me because I'm so beautiful." And then I laughed.
Well, it must have caught my mother "just right" because instead of our usual giggling over that phrase she actually looked at me seriously. Then snorted.
Which of course sent us both off into paroxysms of laugher, the kind where your stomach hurts and your eyes water.
Honestly, I'm rather surprised we weren't asked to leave....
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| Dec 8, 2006 @ 5:18 PM |
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PullMyFinger
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"They're looking at me because I'm so beautiful."
I'm thinkin it might have been that squirrel coat, banjo and combat boots you were wearing.....but, I could be wrong....
Not that there's anything wrong with that of course.....
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| Dec 8, 2006 @ 8:49 PM |
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ash_is_unforgetable
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Haha thats what ya get for taking sex life tests at work lol.
I'm not easily embarassed.
*AsH
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| Dec 8, 2006 @ 9:14 PM |
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encorrgbl
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I'm not easily embarassed.
Does that mean you've never been embarrassed though?
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| Dec 8, 2006 @ 9:34 PM |
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ash_is_unforgetable
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I'm sure at some point I have been embarassed, although I can't think of anything offhand. I dont' let silly lil things and what others think of me at a moments time affect me.
*AsH
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| Dec 8, 2006 @ 9:38 PM |
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julia143
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I get plenty embarassed.
Dogs are always peeing on my shoes. Smelling places they shouldn't.
I also either have my fly open, skirt tucked in my Pantyhose or when rocking in my chair...I fall backwards.
I've lost a heel to my shoe (high heels) dropped grocery bags...spilling tampons everywhere....
I'm either a real klutz, or a glutten for punishment..... 
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| Dec 9, 2006 @ 3:53 AM |
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hiriya
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I can't remember when, I was embrassed... next time i'll keep it mind
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| Dec 9, 2006 @ 8:59 PM |
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ash_is_unforgetable
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Julia you reminded me of a time I was at the checkout in a store and I was digging for some pennies in my purse and I couldn't find any because I had to much stuff in my purse so I asked the checkout guy if he could open his hands and I started to take things out of my purse and had him hold on to it, surely of course I had tampons and make up and everything else girly, the look on his face when he was holding my "girly" neccessities was priceless he was beyond embarassment! lol.
*AsH
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| Dec 9, 2006 @ 11:22 PM |
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travelnfrog
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I remember the date with my ex - we went bowling. Now I'd been bowling before....but it was candlepin bowling, very common in New England where I had grown up. I had never seen tenpin bowling except on television.
Now picture a small-boned lady, weighing in at 110# at the time. No upper body strength and even less hand strength (sports were NOT my forte). But I was game. We hunted for the lightest ball we could find....1-pin balls are MUCH larger than candlepin balls which are held in the palm of your hand.
My ex showed me how to place my fingers and demonstrated the walk, swing and release motion. No problem I think.....right? WRONG! I walk, swing, release....but I release, without realizing it, with my arm back. The ball takes off behind me, narrowly missing the waitress bringing our drinks.
Mortified.....totally mortified....things like that only happen in movies....but then again, we all know that fact is stranger than fiction. 
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| Dec 10, 2006 @ 9:06 AM |
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willsmalto
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ash, I wish I were that guy...you'd have put on that tampon right there and then in front of me or someplace in private
ok I remember farting and cummiiiing simultaneously once upon a time ....more like a spasm of cummminnng/farting. it was intense, man. we both just laughed about it.
ok folks, farting/passing gas through the anus or pussy,lol, during foreplay, sex and/or in the course of afterplay, is it a turn-on or a turn-off?
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