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Mar 19, 2007 @ 9:02 PM Words for mastrubation ?    
spongebob777


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Any favorites?

Personally I like Cuffing the Carrot and manhandling the mongoose.

There's always spanking the sparrow for the little guys.
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Mar 19, 2007 @ 9:10 PM Words for mastrubation ?    
Empath


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Mar 19, 2007 @ 9:13 PM Words for mastrubation ?    
spongebob777


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Irritating the elephant.

Exercising the emu
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Mar 19, 2007 @ 9:47 PM Words for mastrubation ?    
Empath


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I gots lots of 'pictures in my head', but no names.

BTW.......why do they all involve animals? How about you tame that beast?
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Mar 19, 2007 @ 9:49 PM Words for mastrubation ?    
spongebob777


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Will polishing the pipe work?
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Mar 19, 2007 @ 9:51 PM Words for mastrubation ?    
Pete73052


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I TOLD you he's good at it.
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Mar 19, 2007 @ 9:53 PM Words for mastrubation ?    
spongebob777


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Whuppin the wigglestick.
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Mar 19, 2007 @ 9:54 PM Words for mastrubation ?    
Pete73052


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chokin' the chicken

(Disclaimer - no chickens were harmed)
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Mar 19, 2007 @ 9:55 PM Words for mastrubation ?    
Empath


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I TOLD you he's good at it.
I'm better, though.
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Mar 19, 2007 @ 9:56 PM Words for mastrubation ?    
Pete73052


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I wouldn't doubt that.
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Mar 19, 2007 @ 10:03 PM Words for mastrubation ?    
Empath


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I think everyone is hiding tonight. Either that, or they are reading and 'too busy' to respond.
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Mar 19, 2007 @ 10:06 PM Words for mastrubation ?    
Pete73052


Posts: 19,368
OK, I'll help...

Spanking the monkey

(Disclaimer: no monkeys were harmed)

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Mar 19, 2007 @ 10:11 PM Words for mastrubation ?    
warrior674


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BACKSTROKE ROULETTE
BASH THE CANDLE
BEAT OFF
BEAT THE BISHOP
BEAT THE DUMMY
BEAT THE MEAT
BEAT THE STICK
BLEED THE WEED
BLOW YOUR LOAD
BLUDGEON THE BEEFSTEAK
BOP THE BALONEY
BOX THE JESUIT
BUFF THE BANANA
BURP THE WORM
BUTTER THE CORN
CHOKE THE CHICKEN
CHOKE THE SHERIFF AND
WAIT FOR THE POSSE TO COME
CLEAN YOUR RIFLE
CRANK THE SHANK
CROWN THE KING
CUFF THE CARROT
DIDDLE
DRAIN THE MONSTER
FIST F**K
FIST YOUR MISTER
FIVE AGAINST ONE
FLOG THE DOG
FLOG THE HOG
FLOG YOUR DONG
FLUTE SOLO
FONDLE THE FIG
GALLOP THE ANTELOPE
GIVE IT A TUG
GREASE THE PIPE
HACK THE HOG
HAND JOB
HAND WORK
HAVE IT OFF
HITCHHIKE UNDER THE
BIG TOP
HUMP YOUR HOSE
JACKHAMMER
JACK OFF
JAZZ YOURSELF
JERK OFF
JERK THE GHERKIN
LOPE THE MULE
MAKE THE BALD MAN PUKE
MANIPULATE THE MANGO
MANUAL OVERRIDE
MILK THE LIZARD
MOUNT A CORPORAL
AND FOUR
NERK YOUR THROBBER
OIL THE GLOVE
ONAN'S OLYMPICS
ONE-MAN SHOW
PACK YOUR PALM
PADDLE THE PICKLE
PAINT THE PICKLE
PAINT THE CEILING
PLEASE YOUR PISSER
PLUNK YOUR TWANGER
POCKET PINBALL
POCKET POOL
POLISH THE ROCKET
POLISH THE SWORD
POUND OFF
POUND YOUR FLOUNDER
POUND YOUR PUD
PULL OFF
PULL THE POLE
PULL THE POPE
PULL THE PUDDING
PULL YOUR PRICK
PULL YOUR TAFFY
PUMP THE PYTHON
RAM THE HAM
RIDE THE GREAT WHITE
KNUCKLER
ROPE THE PONY
RUB OFF
SHAG
SHINE YOUR POLE
SHOOTIN' PUTTY AT
THE MOON
SLAKIN' THE BACON
SLAMMIN' THE SALMON
SLAM THE HAMMER
SLAM THE SPAM
SLAPPIN' PAPPY
SLAPPING THE CLOWN
SLING THE JELLY
SNAP THE MONKEY
SNAP THE RUBBER
SNAP THE WHIP
SOLDIER'S JOY
SPANK THE FRANK
SPANK THE SALAMI
SQUEEZE THE LEMON
STROKING IT
STROKE OFF
STROKE THE DOG
STROKE YOUR POKER
TAKE YOURSELF IN HAND
TEASE THE WEENIE
TENDERIZE THE MEAT
THE FIVE-KNUCKLE SHUFFLE
THUMP THE PUMP
TICKLE YOUR PICKLE
TOSS OFF
TWEAK YOUR TWINKIE
VARNISH THE FLAGPOLE
VISITING ROSIE PALM AND
HER FIVE DAUGHTERS
WALK THE DOG
WANK
WAX THE CARROT
WAX THE DOLPHIN
WHACK OFF
WHIP OFF
WHIP THE DUMMY
WHIP THE WIRE
WHIP YOUR DRIPPER
WHIZUN'JIZZUM
WONK YOUR CONKER
WORK OFF
WRESTLE THE EEL
WRING OUT YOUR ROPE
YANG YOUR WANG
YANK OFF
YANK THE CRANK
YANK THE PLANK
YANK THE YAM
YANK YOUR STRAP


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Mar 19, 2007 @ 10:17 PM Words for mastrubation ?    
Sweetheart83446


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Double clicking the mouse...
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Mar 19, 2007 @ 10:23 PM Words for mastrubation ?    
Empath


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Blossoming sounds good.
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Mar 19, 2007 @ 10:24 PM Words for mastrubation ?    
lj450


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controlling my own destiny

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Mar 19, 2007 @ 10:25 PM Words for mastrubation ?    
warrior674


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Female:

BEAT THE BEAVER
CLAP YOUR CLIT
COOKIN' CUCUMBERS
FINGER
FINGER F**K
FINGER JOB
GETTIN' IT WET
GREASIN' THE GASH
HAND TRIP
HIDE THE HOT DOG
HIT THE SLIT
HOSE YOUR HOLE
JUICE YOUR SLUICE
LET THE BEAVER SWIM
MAKIN' SOME SOUP
PET THE POODLE
SHE-BOP
SLAM THE CLAM
TICKLE THE TACO
TWO-FINGER TANGO

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Mar 19, 2007 @ 10:25 PM Words for mastrubation ?    
luvmycats


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OH WARRIOR, you are testing me aren't you? I will be with you in a minute. Pete is first. (only because I know where that monkey is)


Oops, not the right monkey...




Y'all better hold your dinner well...or GO NO FURTHER!




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Mar 19, 2007 @ 10:26 PM Words for mastrubation ?    
spongebob777


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Pound puppy.
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Mar 19, 2007 @ 10:29 PM Words for mastrubation ?    
Empath


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naval maneuvers?

cool pic, luv,......can I steal it??
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