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| Mar 22, 2007 @ 7:45 PM |
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Red69Sun
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Look at all the side effects of a healthy life style:
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 
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7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. 
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. 
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. 
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. 
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| Mar 22, 2007 @ 7:57 PM |
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wiccked
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1) no wonder i am so ugly and my hair is dull
2) Now i know where the zits come from- and i thought it was chocolate! Silly me
3) So THAT explains the 7 extra pounds this year 
4)Putting the jogging shoes back in the closet !!
5)well that doesn't do much to validate my need for Prozac! 
6)more sex????? how 'bout some sex!!!
7)i think a fifth of Jack Daniels is just as effective 
8)No wonder i have to brush SOOOO much 
9)i have a headache right NOW !!! 
10)ACHOO!!!!! please excuse..........where are those Kleenex???? 
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| Mar 22, 2007 @ 9:52 PM |
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ramsfan1970
Posts: 1,041
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 wic you silly girl!
Kissing for 1 minute burns 80 calories!
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| Mar 22, 2007 @ 9:54 PM |
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spongebob777
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A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.
I just need someone to blow my nose.
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| Mar 22, 2007 @ 9:56 PM |
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wiccked
Posts: 12,300
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will this help you, Sponge????? 
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| Mar 22, 2007 @ 9:57 PM |
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spongebob777
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will this help you, Sponge?????
Aww crap. Caught "wiping my nose" again. 
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| Mar 22, 2007 @ 10:01 PM |
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painter007
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and there is something wrong with this? lol
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| Mar 22, 2007 @ 10:02 PM |
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Empath
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1. That mean I gotta bathe in semen?
2. Dat be called da 'afterglow', yes?
3. Ya, if you're not lying on the couch moaning ..."oh, I ate too much!"
4. And semen tastes better than chlorine water when ya swallow.
5. Until you realize now that he's got what he wanted, he ain't coming back!
6. So what is produced when you haven't had it in a long time that drives YOU crazy??
7. Can one OD on sex? Ahh....that's what the old men mean about dying with a smile on their face!
8. Look out below! It's the saliva tide!!! Hey, can ya surf it??
9. Well, there goes THAT excuse out the window !!
10. Can it combat the common cold too?? Where the heck is Spongey when I need him????
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| Mar 22, 2007 @ 10:06 PM |
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wiccked
Posts: 12,300
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Sponge is wiping his nose on another thread - sent him some Kleenex
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| Mar 22, 2007 @ 10:13 PM |
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Empath
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Are ya 100% sure it's his nose???
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| Mar 22, 2007 @ 10:14 PM |
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wiccked
Posts: 12,300
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EM- at least thats what he SAID
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| Mar 22, 2007 @ 10:15 PM |
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Empath
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...and you took something he said at face value???
Silly, silly girl. 
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| Mar 22, 2007 @ 10:16 PM |
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spongebob777
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I was bein snotty. 
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| Mar 22, 2007 @ 10:17 PM |
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Empath
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Ewwwwwwwww........I'll pass on THAT facial thanks.
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| Mar 22, 2007 @ 10:17 PM |
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wiccked
Posts: 12,300
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uh. oh
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| Mar 22, 2007 @ 10:18 PM |
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Empath
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ahh.....timing is everything.
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| Mar 22, 2007 @ 10:21 PM |
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spongebob777
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I used to have to wipe my nose 10 or 12 times a day when I was a teenager. These days I'm lucky if I can manage more than 6.
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| Mar 22, 2007 @ 10:22 PM |
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wiccked
Posts: 12,300
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post nasal drip????
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| Mar 22, 2007 @ 10:23 PM |
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Empath
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What are you complaining about? Ya save on TP that way.
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| Mar 22, 2007 @ 10:28 PM |
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wiccked
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