|
page:
<<
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
>>
of 16 pages
|
< previous page | next page >
|
| Mar 23, 2007 @ 10:04 AM |
Is Coffee Better Than Sex ?
|
|
Blondino
Posts: 4,547
|
Coffee Is Better Than Sex ?
No one ever complains that your coffee equipment is too big. We all know that "coffee" is the big dating double entendre.
 A long black coffee is in fact long and black.
A capuccino is a guarantee of good head.
Coffee keeps you up all night.
You can always start the day with good coffee.
Coffee always goes down smoothly.
Drinking coffee on your own doesn't make you feel like a sad loser.
You don't get into trouble for having coffee in front of your parents.
Spliing coffee in your bed leaves a wet patch, but you hardly ever spill it.
There's no moral or ethical dilemma in paying for coffee.
Coffee tastes great.
A cup of coffee never complains if you want another.
No one calls you weird for wanting your coffee with milk.
You can make coffee last as long as you want.
Cofffee doesn't smell bad in the morning.
lets hear your reasons 
|
|
  |
|
| Mar 23, 2007 @ 10:06 AM |
Is Coffee Better Than Sex ? |
|
lj450
Posts: 9,529
|
It gives you shit breath......particularly when accompanied by cigarettes.
|
| |
|
| Mar 23, 2007 @ 10:06 AM |
Is Coffee Better Than Sex ?
|
|
Pete73052
Posts: 19,370
|
Lots of similarities... I like my coffee the way I like my women... Cold and Bitter. 
|
|
| |
|
| Mar 23, 2007 @ 10:12 AM |
Is Coffee Better Than Sex ? |
|
Blondino
Posts: 4,547
|
Coffee doesnt care how many other cups you have had before
The whole neighbourhood can have coffee together without getting called a sick cult.
Your coffee doesn't whine on about needing a cuddle after you've drank it.
|
| |
|
| Mar 23, 2007 @ 10:22 AM |
Is Coffee Better Than Sex ?
|
|
lj450
Posts: 9,529
|
Sometimes I like to get a nice hot cup, pour my milk in it........and just leave. I dont even taste it.
|
|
| |
|
| Mar 23, 2007 @ 10:36 AM |
Is Coffee Better Than Sex ? |
|
definitelydi
Posts: 12,602
|
Yes, it is. 
|
| |
|
| Mar 23, 2007 @ 10:50 AM |
Is Coffee Better Than Sex ?
|
|
Blondino
Posts: 4,547
|
wow Di .... care to expand on that ???
|
|
| |
|
| Mar 23, 2007 @ 11:05 AM |
Is Coffee Better Than Sex ? |
|
robodad
Posts: 7,810
|
You can have different varieties of coffee and not get criticized
|
| |
|
| Mar 23, 2007 @ 11:15 AM |
Is Coffee Better Than Sex ?
|
|
definitelydi
Posts: 12,602
|
Nope. 
|
|
| |
|
| Mar 23, 2007 @ 11:18 AM |
Is Coffee Better Than Sex ? |
|
Blondino
Posts: 4,547
|
You can have as many different blends of coffee you like without being called a slut
|
| |
|
| Mar 23, 2007 @ 11:20 AM |
Is Coffee Better Than Sex ?
|
|
beckyiv42000
Posts: 14,502
|
Lots of similarities... I like my coffee the way I like my women... Cold and Bitter.
Pete we need to keep you outta that Cali thread hon.... you are being brainwashed besides its like you are cheating on us here in the main forums  
|
|
| |
|
| Mar 23, 2007 @ 11:32 AM |
Is Coffee Better Than Sex ? |
|
MedinaMan
Posts: 73
|
Is Coffee Better Than Sex ?
Well, if done correctly Sex wont stain your teeth.
jus' sayin'
|
| |
|
| Mar 23, 2007 @ 12:54 PM |
Is Coffee Better Than Sex ?
|
|
Blondino
Posts: 4,547
|
Too Funny Medina .. keep them coming (as it were)
|
|
| |
|
| Mar 23, 2007 @ 3:06 PM |
Is Coffee Better Than Sex ? |
|
RachelVaz
Posts: 1,219
|
Coffee is always there in the morning.... lol
|
| |
|
| Mar 23, 2007 @ 3:09 PM |
Is Coffee Better Than Sex ?
|
|
lj450
Posts: 9,529
|
Coffee doesnt get a period.
|
|
| |
|
| Mar 23, 2007 @ 3:10 PM |
Is Coffee Better Than Sex ? |
|
RachelVaz
Posts: 1,219
|
Coffee is good cold or hot - oh yeah,, but so is sex... oopss.. gotta keep thinkin'
|
| |
|
| Mar 23, 2007 @ 3:12 PM |
Is Coffee Better Than Sex ?
|
|
lj450
Posts: 9,529
|
coffee is always wet?
|
|
| |
|
| Mar 23, 2007 @ 3:14 PM |
Is Coffee Better Than Sex ? |
|
spongebob777
Posts: 7,904
|
It better be some damned good coffee.
|
| |
|
| Mar 23, 2007 @ 3:15 PM |
Is Coffee Better Than Sex ?
|
|
lj450
Posts: 9,529
|
You can force coffee to be sweeter.
|
|
| |
|
| Mar 23, 2007 @ 3:18 PM |
Is Coffee Better Than Sex ? |
|
RachelVaz
Posts: 1,219
|
u can get coffee any time - day or night - - - shoot,,, they even sell coffee 24 / 7 and most employers will allow frequent "coffee breaks" if u are having a bad day...
|
| |
|
|
|
page:
<<
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
>>
of 16 pages
|
< previous page | next page >
|