| May 21, 2007 @ 12:37 AM |
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hiriya
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Let's say cofee and sex,
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| May 21, 2007 @ 1:31 AM |
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NatGoat
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*P* . . . "  " . . !!!
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| May 28, 2007 @ 9:54 AM |
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definitelydi
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Didn't I answer this before? Yes...the answer is still yes.
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| May 28, 2007 @ 2:06 PM |
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Snappygoddess
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Bbbbbbut... coffee gives me the craps 
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| May 28, 2007 @ 7:03 PM |
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JesterDrawers
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Better than being crapped on after having sex with someone! 
Coffee.....COFFEE........GAWD, it's been YEARS since I've had some really good COFFEE......I'd almost forgotten what it was like? They say having coffee is kind of like riding a bike.......I think I'm gonna need training wheels for my cup...... 
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| May 30, 2007 @ 12:56 AM |
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Monsterboy
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I guess it depends on what you mean by "better". It's more available. Cheaper. Sterile, if acquired while hot. Wakes you up, where most men, at least, have the opposite reaction to sex (some of us differ). Safer to enjoy in your cubicle. Infinitely safer to enjoy while driving. Easier to enjoy while checking your email (or matchdoctor). You don't risk Juan Valdez calling you at 3 a.m. asking if you happen to be up and wanna talk. And of course you can usually have seconds right away.
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| May 30, 2007 @ 10:09 AM |
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definitelydi
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^^^See, all excellent and valid points! 
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| May 30, 2007 @ 10:22 AM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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1).Coffee doesnt care how many other cups you have had before.
2).A cup of coffee dosn't get mad if you drink from another cup.
3).You can eat sammiches or other delightful treats while you have your coffee. but you can not do such luxeries while having sex.
4).You dont get sneered at for being addicted to caffeine.
5).If you have had enough coffee you can always re-heat it. You cant walk away from the middle of sex and come back to it later to "re-heat" it.
6).You can make a coffee for your co-worker without fear of charges being layed.
7).The whole neighbourhood can have coffee together without getting called a sick cult.
8).When your done, it takes less than a minute to make another coffee no matter what mood your in.
9).Coffee never seems to have a headache.
10).You can have 3 coffees in a row without getting tired!
11).A coffee will never leave you for a better drinker.
12).Your usual instant capuccino won't feel hurt when you go out and order a hot Guatemalan coffee instead.
13).Coffee will never come home at 1 a.m. and say they had a late night at the office
14).Your coffee doesn't whine on about needing a cuddle after you've drank it.
15).Nobody thinks you're pervert, if you have cofee 3 times with different people during one afternoon. What's more - you could have your coffee with several people of both sexes at the same time ... and it's quite ok.
16).You can have coffee in front of heaps of people and not get stared at.
17).If your coffee is bad you can just tip it down the sink! It's hard to fit your partner down the plug hole.
18).You don't get arrested for enjoying coffee by yourself in a public place.
19).Coffee starts off hot and wet.
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| May 30, 2007 @ 10:29 AM |
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Blondino
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 Tink do you spit or swallow
I mean your coffee  
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| May 30, 2007 @ 10:37 AM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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I swallow...
My Coffee... 
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| May 30, 2007 @ 10:47 AM |
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willsmalto
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<======== decided to be off coffee for a while. now what?
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| May 30, 2007 @ 10:51 AM |
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Blondino
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Wills Huney want to come around to my place for a coffee
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| May 30, 2007 @ 10:55 AM |
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willsmalto
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hey sweetie, how you doing? you're making me take back that statement. why are men that weak in front of women?
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| May 30, 2007 @ 11:07 AM |
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Blondino
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Beauty is Power ....
<<<<<<<<<<< loving the power
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| May 30, 2007 @ 12:02 PM |
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burnslikethesun
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Ok to finally resovle this issue once and for all i expermented. and the answer is....
Best is both together....
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| May 30, 2007 @ 8:24 PM |
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dntejas
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 nothing is better than good sex. wet and wild 
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| May 31, 2007 @ 1:19 AM |
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emptypages
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How about morning sex followed by Dunkin Donuts coffee? Yum. 
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| May 31, 2007 @ 8:00 AM |
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Blondino
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Pour the coffee all over the man and lick it off
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| May 31, 2007 @ 1:15 PM |
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dntejas
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Like I said, WET & WILD!
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| May 31, 2007 @ 1:17 PM |
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7times196
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better who knows.
but it does take turning both on to achieve perfection
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