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Apr 1, 2007 @ 11:34 PM A room for temporary celibates    
willsmalto


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This is exclusively for those of us not having any...well by choice though. so if you're getting some or lots of it, then I'm afraid you're with the wrong crowd.

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Apr 1, 2007 @ 11:37 PM A room for temporary celibates    
willsmalto


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ok lemme if this lil memory of mine serves me right, I got like 2 weeks piled up in me.

anyone out there who beats me hands down?
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Apr 1, 2007 @ 11:48 PM A room for temporary celibates    
fayblack


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2 weeks!! (snort, chortle, guffaw!)

Will Will Will

That's chicken feed!
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Apr 1, 2007 @ 11:55 PM A room for temporary celibates    
SpiritOrnery


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Aug, 2006
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Apr 2, 2007 @ 12:25 AM A room for temporary celibates    
willsmalto


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Fay, you didn't have to say that out loud . I thought I was doing real good
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Apr 2, 2007 @ 1:11 AM A room for temporary celibates    
SpiritOrnery


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Brat! I hope you are not really complaining, Will. By the way, what happened with the noisy neighbors?
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Apr 2, 2007 @ 1:24 AM A room for temporary celibates    
willsmalto


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spirit, i'm not. If i were, I wouldn't bring this up on here. I'm not in the game cos I want to, not cos I have to...yanno..sometimes, shit happens.

about my noisy neighbors, everythings under control. maybe they went back to school to learn how to respect other people's space lol. I heartily appreciate your being concerned about this situation from then till now. It means the world to me...your a sweetheart
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Apr 2, 2007 @ 1:33 AM A room for temporary celibates    
SpiritOrnery


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Awww, thank you, Will. Glad to hear it.
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Apr 2, 2007 @ 1:58 AM A room for temporary celibates    
steveemac


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anyone out there who beats me hands down?

I'm not uhh, beating you hands down or up- you gotta uhh, handle that problem yourself, my friend...I mean, ask me for gas money or advice or something, but not that...
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Apr 2, 2007 @ 3:36 AM A room for temporary celibates    
JesterDrawers


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^^^^^^^

Spirit, Fay...gotcha both beat hands down. Will doesn't even count - he's just taking a nap!
That's why I'm the Chief Non-Operating Officer of the BAVC.....you know, the Born Again Virgins Club! Membership is growing by leaps and bounds, and ALL the members are trying desperately to get
outta the club!
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Apr 2, 2007 @ 7:43 AM A room for temporary celibates    
BandTMom


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I think I spilled my guts in another thread!

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Apr 2, 2007 @ 7:48 AM A room for temporary celibates    
willsmalto


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steve, that was hilarious dude but its not a problem yet...

jester, can I join that club when I'm done napping?...ooops did you say born again?
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Apr 2, 2007 @ 7:10 PM A room for temporary celibates    
JesterDrawers


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Sure Wills! The club is open to anyone.....well, anyone that's not otherwise "busy"!
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Apr 3, 2007 @ 12:29 AM A room for temporary celibates    
willsmalto


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once your a member, is it possible to get "busy"..er..um..just within the club?
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Apr 3, 2007 @ 12:47 AM A room for temporary celibates    
JesterDrawers


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Nope....once you "get busy" - you're outta the club! That's why ALL our members are so desperately trying to get out!!!!! (Even MY 'member' would like to get out! )
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Apr 3, 2007 @ 1:00 AM A room for temporary celibates    
Shortiaintlying


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ummmm does geting busy by yourself count towards disqualifaction, cause im then im out before im even in.
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Apr 3, 2007 @ 1:09 AM A room for temporary celibates    
JesterDrawers


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As long as all the lights are off and your eyes are closed, you're okay.....
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Apr 3, 2007 @ 2:04 AM A room for temporary celibates    
willsmalto


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lights off and eyes closed....double darkness, you might not be able to really get "busy"
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Apr 3, 2007 @ 2:08 AM A room for temporary celibates    
JesterDrawers


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'Scuse me? Do you need an anatomy lesson?
If you "can do it til you go blind"....
Could you still do it AFTER you went blind?????
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Apr 3, 2007 @ 2:37 AM A room for temporary celibates    
willsmalto


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^^^

I can certainly do that but I'm a lil afraid that my already lost sense of touch might affect its efficiency
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