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| May 26, 2007 @ 12:23 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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I was nominated to do this and since I can be obliging at times...  (to a certain degree)..and since the nominator doesn`t think I`ll really do it since I never post in here..well I did accidently a couple of times... 
Question is posted at the bottom...
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."
The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.
After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "
Would you or could you trick a NUN into doing something like this?
...(perhaps its a fantasy of yours... )
A little humour never hurt anyone..so why not show some here... 
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| May 26, 2007 @ 12:49 PM |
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Gallows_Humor
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The punch line was left out tink..... 
Then the nun jumps up and shouts, "Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the bus driver!!"
 It looks like you popped your cherry in the world of homosexuality too ??
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| May 26, 2007 @ 12:51 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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oops..my secrets out... 
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| May 26, 2007 @ 2:14 PM |
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jamminjerry
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poor Tink, i wonder whats on her mind? being the busdriver or the nun? hmm, ain't that both!
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| May 26, 2007 @ 2:29 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Not at all poor tink..
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| May 27, 2007 @ 2:01 AM |
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SpiritEnergy
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Ya know? I knew it was a gay joke.  It just had to be!
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| May 27, 2007 @ 11:19 AM |
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JesterDrawers
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Tricking a nun into having sex....hmmmmm......
Sounds do-able........once you get into the habit.......
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| May 27, 2007 @ 11:21 AM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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| May 27, 2007 @ 8:23 PM |
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SpiritEnergy
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Ewww, Jester! 
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| May 27, 2007 @ 8:28 PM |
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Westcork
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I just knew it was that damn bus driver all the time.... by the way Tink? WHO nominated you and why you?
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| May 27, 2007 @ 8:34 PM |
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SpiritEnergy
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 Hi, West!
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| May 28, 2007 @ 7:21 AM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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by the way Tink? WHO nominated you and why you?
Ask Gallows.. 
I think he was more or less daring me to do it..
Just my opinion..
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| May 28, 2007 @ 12:06 PM |
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Gallows_Humor
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who me?? .... .I am innocent....
.....just an innocent man.... 
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| May 28, 2007 @ 12:09 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Yeah remind me of a pirate..they be tricky fellows too...
Called Denial...
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| May 28, 2007 @ 12:36 PM |
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Gallows_Humor
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isn't that is a river in egypt?..did they have pirates there too?
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| May 28, 2007 @ 4:22 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Thats Nile... 
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| May 28, 2007 @ 4:54 PM |
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JesterDrawers
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Don't let him outta your sight for a minute, Tink. I know his type.....
Give him an inch and he'll take a Nile!!!!!
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| May 28, 2007 @ 10:03 PM |
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SpiritEnergy
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Owwwww!
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| May 29, 2007 @ 8:11 AM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Don't let him outta your sight for a minute, Tink. I know his type.....
Give him an inch and he'll take a Nile!!!!!
I`ll have NUN of that... 
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| May 29, 2007 @ 11:35 PM |
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SpiritEnergy
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