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| Jun 16, 2007 @ 7:32 AM |
How much would you bid for sex, and who?
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JayBird747
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The money vs sex one got me thinkin.
Alright, jest for fun, imagine this is real.
The devil pops and says, you can sex with whoever you want. Any person on the face a the earth, but you gotta pay for it. All you gotta do is put in who you want and how much you are willing to pay.
Who would ya bid on, and how much?
Real numbers, now. None a this "I'd pay a million ta sleep with..." happy horse sheit. It can be somebody famous, somebody ya know, or whatever. ANYONE on the face of the planet is up fer sale.
If you could realy really just open your wallet or zap your visa, or even take out a loan, who would you go for? and how much?
For me, I think I would start with
Brittney Spears: $200
Paris Hilton: $120
Jessica Alba: $250
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| Jun 16, 2007 @ 8:25 AM |
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Gallows_Humor
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interesting slam Jay....but your figures are off... "contract" sex works both ways..they would have to agree to sleep with you ( for that small amount of money).. too.... 
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| Jun 16, 2007 @ 8:54 AM |
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JayBird747
Posts: 728
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Ah fer pete's sake. It ain't no slam. This a hypothetical and the devil is pimpin fer ye. Assume he can get you anyone ya want, but you gotta pay. Say he gots some sort of secret love potion. The mechanics of how it works ain't the point.
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| Jun 16, 2007 @ 9:08 AM |
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Gallows_Humor
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Alright, jest for fun, imagine this is real.
at great risk of ruining my reputation here...I took you at your word??
old proverb... you don't pay for the sex.. you pay for them to leave...
seriously though...if you are dealing with the devil..why would you have to pay for sex with money...I always thought he wanted your soul as payment for services rendered..?
(relax Jay..this is all in fun...)
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| Jun 16, 2007 @ 9:13 AM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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I wouldn`t... 
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| Jun 16, 2007 @ 11:38 AM |
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Angel178
Posts: 22,953
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Jay...  Too much time on your hands? 
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| Jun 16, 2007 @ 11:44 AM |
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Loreli
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I think I could dig up a buck two fifty for Jay
 
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| Jun 16, 2007 @ 11:50 AM |
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johnnysacs
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the premise is kind of,,,,,well,,why would the devil offer sex with anyone and then make you pay for it,,,he already has that one,,it's called prostitution and it just seems to me you are trying to broaden the list of woman who are willing to accept money for sex,,,,,you should have gone with,,The devil pops and says, you can sex with whoever you want,,but only once and then you can never have sex again. jmo
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| Jun 16, 2007 @ 12:29 PM |
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BandTMom
Posts: 28,435
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Can I get a loan??
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| Jun 16, 2007 @ 12:38 PM |
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your_princess
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I dont support hookers sorry....now on the other hand who would i love to have a nice long bang with? well thats for me to know and you not....
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| Jun 16, 2007 @ 12:41 PM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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prostitution is gross. 
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| Jun 16, 2007 @ 12:44 PM |
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BandTMom
Posts: 28,435
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$5,000 dollars!
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| Jun 16, 2007 @ 1:01 PM |
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JayBird747
Posts: 728
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I think I could dig up a buck two fifty for Jay
Sold!!!!
You all read to much into this, mostly causes Gallows. It wasn't boyut prostituionalizing or anything, just who do ya look at and think, yea, that would be good.
Heck, take money clear out of it, and just do a scale a 1 to 100, with 100 bein the most desire ya have ever felt, and 1 bein none at all
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| Jun 16, 2007 @ 1:03 PM |
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LipGlossQueen9
Posts: 10,088
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alright then
i won't reveal all of them, but the most desire (100) was for The Undertaker, and "somebody else".
the least was probably for that teacher i liked when i was a freshman.
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| Jun 16, 2007 @ 1:05 PM |
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BandTMom
Posts: 28,435
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Yes...this was meant to b a fun (funny) thread.
Let's all lighten up and have some fun with it.
OK....I'll give Hugh a 100!
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| Jun 16, 2007 @ 3:23 PM |
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chipperoo64
Posts: 594
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This reminds me of my very first intro thread "Up For Auction"
too funny!
Until it got locked! lmao 
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| Jun 16, 2007 @ 3:38 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
Posts: 15,342
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Hey, I'll bid a dozen chocolate covered strawberries for the Chipmeister!
(Things have loosened up a bit during your latest hiatus, hon!)
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| Jun 16, 2007 @ 4:31 PM |
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Pete73052
Posts: 19,368
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Yeah, and ChiperOO has loosened up a bit too... 
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| Jun 16, 2007 @ 5:23 PM |
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JayBird747
Posts: 728
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most desire (100) was for The Undertaker The wrestler on TV? Or somebody on here?
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| Jun 16, 2007 @ 6:09 PM |
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Angel178
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Couldn't resist... 
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