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| Jun 17, 2007 @ 9:22 AM |
Sex with a plastic grocery bag
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willsmalto
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wonders never cease! ok folks, I just read this on the internet. This guy says he ran outta condoms and had no choice but used a plastic grocery bad while doing a horizontal mattress mambo  . I don't get it.
Just outta curiosity, did any of you out there ever try this "new strategic approach" to combat STDs and pregnancy? This sounds kinda funny, insane, inane and of course weird( to me) but at the same time makes sense somehow....yanno, the plastic bag is better than nothing....just wondering guys. Never old to learn lol.
What's your take on this or how's this sit with you?
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| Jun 17, 2007 @ 11:08 AM |
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Loreli
Posts: 20,311
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wellllll,
paper probably woulda broke 
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| Jun 17, 2007 @ 11:12 AM |
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Gallows_Humor
Posts: 8,063
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but at the same time makes sense somehow....yanno, the plastic bag is better than nothing....
... why not just have her stand on her head afterwards? 
[Edited on 6/17/2007 11:14 AM]
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| Jun 17, 2007 @ 11:13 AM |
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RichMan920
Posts: 349
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Loreli - I'm surprised someone like you has lowered herself to make a comment on such a ridiculous thread !!! Haha
Thanks for your comment when you said my humility is sexy !! And you know full well that I think you are very photogenic....despite your opinion on that matter !!
Hope u are well !!
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| Jun 17, 2007 @ 11:31 AM |
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NatGoat
Posts: 4,213
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Rich . . I'll bet there's a NAME on that Grocery Bag, too . . !!!
. . . . . !
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| Jun 17, 2007 @ 11:35 AM |
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JayBird747
Posts: 728
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I think you are very photogenic....despite your opinion on that matter !!
She is. The only beef I got with that sweet lady is she is denyin us more pitures!!!
Dang it, all this time, we jest got one!!!!
I tried ta convince her till I am blue in the face, but she didn't listen to the ole bird.
If she really loved me, she'd put up another picture.
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| Jun 17, 2007 @ 11:41 AM |
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RichMan920
Posts: 349
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nat - nothing suprises me anymore !!
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| Jun 17, 2007 @ 11:42 AM |
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NatGoat
Posts: 4,213
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I'm Hip . . !
Even the Age Parameters that include _12_-year-olds . . !!! . .
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| Jun 17, 2007 @ 12:05 PM |
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Loreli
Posts: 20,311
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Yeah, yeah jay....I'll get some very soon  
Rich- (it was early........) and, you're welcome 
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| Jun 17, 2007 @ 3:47 PM |
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JayBird747
Posts: 728
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Yeah, yeah jay....I'll get some very soon
Ya know, as long as I been waitin, topless shots wouldn't be unreasonbly
[Edited on 6/17/2007 4:30 PM]
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| Jun 17, 2007 @ 3:53 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
Posts: 15,342
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Yeah, yeah jay....I'll get some very soon
Hehehe,...yep, next month for sure. (Sorry Jay, you're outta luck with topless shots if I'm the photographer)
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| Jun 17, 2007 @ 4:02 PM |
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Snappygoddess
Posts: 3,818
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Sex with a plastic grocery bag
Are you fckin serious???
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| Jun 17, 2007 @ 5:38 PM |
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definitelydi
Posts: 12,602
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If you think about it, a plastic grocery bag provides much more protection than a standard condom. Certain STDs are transmitted from skin-to-skin contact which the excess bag would definitely prevent. I say give 'em a rubber band and tell 'em to get to work.
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| Jun 17, 2007 @ 6:41 PM |
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Loreli
Posts: 20,311
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well, um, wouldn't parts get hung up in the handles?
Heaven-you dang sure are getting approval before posting pics! 
(and send me your itinerary, Lady!)
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| Jun 17, 2007 @ 10:29 PM |
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willsmalto
Posts: 3,631
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Are you fckin serious???
nah, not just fcking serious but freaking cocking motherfcking serious . how'bout that?
when I read that, he first thing that crossed my mind was the feeling that that dude sure is a repressed rightwing republicant who's way too afraid to buy condoms in bulk ...no offense meant here.
If you think about it, a plastic grocery bag provides much more protection than a standard condom.
more protection, lil or no pleasure. I'd better whack off to her .
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| Jun 17, 2007 @ 11:20 PM |
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Azuras
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Maybe He's an environmentalist or something and believes in recycling
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| Jun 17, 2007 @ 11:37 PM |
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your_princess
Posts: 3,151
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more protection, lil or no pleasure
who knows, maybe she liked the crinkle effect....
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| Jun 18, 2007 @ 12:13 AM |
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Gallows_Humor
Posts: 8,063
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Heaven-you dang sure are getting approval before posting pics!
Heaven..buddy..pal-o-mine ... friend...You have my approval to post all the pics of Loreli that you take... 
anybody want to second this? ....
( yeah..I know...my approval probably means squat here...but I thought I would give it a shot anyway....  )
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| Jun 18, 2007 @ 4:13 AM |
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willsmalto
Posts: 3,631
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anybody want to second this?
I'd second it if the photos were taken at a mall or at a grocer..yanno...plastic bag shopping
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| Jun 18, 2007 @ 4:14 AM |
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Azuras
Posts: 755
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who knows, maybe she liked the crinkle effect....
Will that be paper or plastic....Mam??............
Over the PA..."clean up on isle 5....clean up on isle 5....clean up on isle 5...."
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