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| Jun 26, 2007 @ 9:24 PM |
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Loreli
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(Richard Thompson)
One thing always leads to another
In life and love they say
You got too close and now
That boy's gonna make you rue the day
You grab his ankles when he flies
You catch him when he falls
Here's the thing to say to him
Before you climb the walls:
Shame, shame on you, you Bad Monkey
One day you're up, next day you're down
Why do you monkey my heart around
Shame, shame on you, you Bad Monkey
I'm not coming on the roller coaster with you
I see your nerves are jangled, honey,
You're a walking emotional wreck
He's dealing you some jokers
Off the bottom of the deck
He goes from joy to suicide
About 15 times a day
Here's the thing to scream out loud
[Bad Monkey Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com]
From 100 miles away
Shame, shame on you, you Bad Monkey
One day you're up, next day you're down
Why do you monkey my heart around
Shame, shame on you, you Bad Monkey
I'm not coming on the roller coaster with you
Where's the joy in a boy who dribbles
When he drinks his tea
I've seen better manners from
A baby chimpanzee
On fairground rides you grip the sides
And scream until you're blue
You'll be screaming the rest of your life
If he gets hold with you
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| Jun 26, 2007 @ 9:29 PM |
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BandTMom
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This is a bad monkey!
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| Jun 26, 2007 @ 9:39 PM |
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Pete73052
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I want to be a bad monkey too... 
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| Jun 26, 2007 @ 9:40 PM |
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Loreli
Posts: 20,311
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Cmon people-
where's your monkeying around capabilities?
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| Jun 26, 2007 @ 9:49 PM |
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Loreli
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Fine, I'll take care of my own urge...
Print: Brad Paisley - I'm Gonna Miss Her Lyrics print version
Well I love her
But I love to fish
I spend all day out on this lake
And hell is all I catch
Today she met me at the door
Said I would have to choose
If I hit that fishin' hole today
She'd be packin' all her things
And she'd be gone by noon
Well I'm gonna miss her
When I get home
But right now I'm on this lakeshore
And I'm sittin' in the sun
I'm sure it'll hit me
When I walk through that door tonight
That I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite
Now there's a chance that if I hurry
I could beg her to stay
But that water's right
And the weather's perfect
No tellin' what I might catch today
Well I'm gonna miss her
When I get home
But right now I'm on this lakeshore
And I'm sittin' in the sun
I'm sure it'll hit me
When I walk through that door tonight
That I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite
Yeah, I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite
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| Jun 26, 2007 @ 10:29 PM |
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JayBird747
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Ima baaaaad Monkey
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| Jun 27, 2007 @ 12:41 AM |
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signme
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Now I'm confused, are we talking monkeys or fish? Why not just cat around? Or don't make a peep. Be as hungry as a horse. You could be as wise as an owl or sly like a fox.
Do we have to stick with just monkeys? 
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| Jun 27, 2007 @ 6:13 AM |
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robodad
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Spank the monkey? 
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| Jun 27, 2007 @ 7:18 AM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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The monkey married the baboon's sister,
Gave her a ring and then he kissed her.
She set up a yell.
The bridesmaid stuck on some court-plaster.
It stuck so fast it couldn't stick faster.
Surely 'twas a sad disaster,
But it soon got well.
Monkey
(M. Gray, N. MacDonald, G. Burtnick)
Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah
There's a new book in town, everybody wanna read it
A new look in town, everybody wanna see
A new face in town, everybody wanna feed it
A new god in town, everybody wanna plead
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the biggest fool of all?
I see the face on my TV, looking just like me
Chorus:
You follow me and I'll follow you, the monkey see and the monkey do
You're bad for me and I'm bad for you, you can be my monkey too, yeah
There's a new riff in town, everybody wanna play
A new heart in town, everybody wanna break
A new drug in town, everybody gonna take it
A new god in town, everybody gonna pray
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the biggest freak of all?
I see the lemming take the lead, down into the sea
(chorus)
Don't mess with me baby, ow!
(Solo)
Yeah!
There's a new riff in town, everybody wanna play
A new heart in town, everybody wanna break
A new drug in town, everybody gonna take it
A new god in town, everybody gonna pray, yeah
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the biggest freak of all?
I see the lemming take the lead, down into the sea
A face on my TV, looking just like me
You follow me and I'll follow you, the monkey see and the monkey do
You mess with me and I'll mess with you, you can be my monkey too, yeah
You can be my monkey too, ow! You can be my monkey too, yeah
You can be my monkey, let me be your monkey
We all need a monkey too, oh
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| Jun 27, 2007 @ 7:29 AM |
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JayBird747
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What's the monkey say when he peed in the river?
"This'll make a little go a long way"
What the monkey say whey he peed in the cash register?
"That'll run inta money"
What the monkey say whey he got his tail caught in the lawnmower?
"Won't be long now!"
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| Jun 27, 2007 @ 7:32 AM |
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JayBird747
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One monkey
Don't stop no show
If you don't want my love
You're free to go
(you can go, you can go, you can go)
Life is a play we play different parts
But to be the star in love you've got to feel it in your heart
You've been acting strange, you don't love me soul
Well then lots of other guys love to play the role
If you don't wanna be my leading man
Get out of my life, let me live again
(you can go, you can go, you can go)
Oh the show must go on!
Chorus:
Hey, one monkey
Don't stop no show
If you really need my love, you'd better let it show
(let it show, let it show, let it show)
Once we had a love you couldn't live without
The greatest love that Heaven has ever put out
Success has gone to your head, you wanna be free
Don't you realize your backbone is weak
You no longer like your part
Get out of my life before you ruin my heart
(you can go, you can go, you can go)
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| Jun 27, 2007 @ 7:33 AM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Three Little Monkeys
Written By: Unknown
Copyright Unknown
Three little monkeys
Swinging in a tree
Teasing Mister Alligator,
Can't catch me, can't catch me
Along comes Mister Alligator,
Quiet as can be
And SNAPS that monkey
Right out of that tree!
Two little monkeys
Swinging in a tree
Teasing Mister Alligator,
Can't catch me, can't catch me
Along comes Mister Alligator,
Quiet as can be
And SNAPS that monkey
Right out of that tree!
One little monkey
Swinging in a tree
Teasing Mister Alligator,
Can't catch me, can't catch me
Along comes Mister Alligator,
Quiet as can be
And SNAPS that monkey
Right out of that tree!
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| Jun 27, 2007 @ 7:41 AM |
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luvmycats
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What's the monkey say when he peed in the river?
"This'll make a little go a long way"
What the monkey say whey he peed in the cash register?
"That'll run inta money"
What the monkey say whey he got his tail caught in the lawnmower?
"Won't be long now!"
Here ya go Birdman. 
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| Jun 27, 2007 @ 7:44 AM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Monkey Lyrics
» George Michael
Why Can't You Do It?
Why can't you set your monkey free?
Always giving in to it -
Do you love the monkey or do you love me?
Why can't you do it
Why do i have to share my baby with a monkey?
Oh i count to ten
But i don't know how and i don't know when
To open my eyes
If you kiss me again
Like you did just now, like you did just then -
I've had the rest
Now it's time i had the best
So you tell me that you won't do anymore
Well i'd write your heart a letter
But i think you know me better
If i keep on askin' baby, maybe
I'll get what i'm askin' for
Why can't you do it?
Why can't you set your monkey free?
Always giving in to it -
Do you love the monkey or do you love me?
Why can't you do it
Why do i have to share my baby with a monkey?
Oh i hate your friends
But i don't know how and i don't know when
To open your eyes
Yes the monkey's back again
Do you want him now like you did back then?
I tried my best
But your head is such a mess
So i guess that i don't want you anymore
Well you say you care about me
That you just can't do without me
But you keep on dancin' baby
'Til that monkey has you on the floor
Don't look now
There's a monkey on your back
Don't look now
There's a monkey on you...
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| Jun 27, 2007 @ 8:25 AM |
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MotownManiax
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Guess it's better than "spanking" a monkey?
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| Jun 27, 2007 @ 8:27 AM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
Posts: 13,791
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You`ve done that I presume?..
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| Jun 27, 2007 @ 8:39 AM |
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MotownManiax
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Any chance I get.
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| Jun 27, 2007 @ 8:40 AM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
Posts: 13,791
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Mo_Monkey Mo_Monkey..
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| Jun 27, 2007 @ 10:15 AM |
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Loreli
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Oh, talk about any animal you want, sign.!
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| Jun 27, 2007 @ 11:16 AM |
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tulip717
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|………..| Put this on your
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ewe people this is just wrong!
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