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| Mar 31 @ 3:06 AM |
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Say_Yes
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I'm not sure if she meant it as a pick up line, or simply wanted to scare the hell out of me. Several years ago, about 15 minutes into a first date, with someone that I had met from an online service (not MD, I don't think anyone actually meets anyone from MD) my date said: "I want to have your babies."
I went to the rest room, asked for the check, when I passed by the hostess station, & then paid it on the way out.
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| Mar 31 @ 6:42 PM |
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BandTMom
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not MD, I don't think anyone actually meets anyone from MD
Sure they do. 
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| Apr 3 @ 1:38 AM |
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Peabianjay
Posts: 1,790
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Uh....not so sure it's a good idea to admit this, but a pickup line I used wasn't exactly intended to be a pickup line:
"I gotta go to the can. Wanna hold it for me?"
She did.
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| Apr 3 @ 3:33 AM |
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pomegranate
Posts: 1,676
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^^^ The can?  
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| Apr 3 @ 9:34 AM |
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indigorose351
Posts: 377
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This is a bad line that I use......
Hey Mister, there is something on yout face.....Let me get it for you...then I move in for a kiss. Oh it was just a little kiss.
Works everytime too! 
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| Apr 3 @ 5:41 PM |
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thor22
Posts: 3,350
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oh wow, indigo...you SD wimmens are pretty tricky, hey! how about this line..."any chance your coming up "north" soon?
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| Apr 3 @ 6:25 PM |
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indigorose351
Posts: 377
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Well my sled dogs are all in the house at the moment and it's blizzardly outside. I just had to pull up another dog...dang cold. But if global warming ever hits SODAK.....I might make it as far as the mail box eh?
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| Apr 3 @ 6:41 PM |
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kjac
Posts: 8,163
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Hey Ken, wanna have sex? I won't tell you I love you unless you want me to.
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| Apr 3 @ 6:44 PM |
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ColdinWisconsin
Posts: 9,987
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Do girls from cold states really have hot pants? (I'm really sorry for this one)
Only when or thighs chafe together from too tight jeans Thre is something about a cold state that says...hibernation. I tend to gain 5 every winter.
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| Apr 3 @ 7:55 PM |
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uab_5
Posts: 4,759
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Only when or thighs chafe together from too tight jeans Thre is something about a cold state that says...hibernation. I tend to gain 5 every winter.
So you weigh 220?
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| Apr 8 @ 10:44 AM |
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Loreli
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| Apr 8 @ 6:55 PM |
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open_horizons
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This is a bad line that I use......
Hey Mister, there is something on yout face.....Let me get it for you...then I move in for a kiss. Oh it was just a little kiss.
Works everytime too!
Something similar to that has happened to me. A girl had some vanilla mint lip balm and she showed it to me saying, "Not only does it smell just like vanilla mint..." (she held it up to my nose)..."but it tastes just like it too" (and she went in for a kiss).
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| Apr 30 @ 11:55 PM |
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ruready4me2luvu
Posts: 1,737
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Awwww, he just wants to show ya he has a kitty too
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| Apr 30 @ 11:57 PM |
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ruready4me2luvu
Posts: 1,737
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Here's one. Honey your feet must be tired cause youve been runnin thru my mind all day 
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| May 1 @ 12:32 AM |
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10zie
Posts: 174
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I thought this was particularly lame....You look just like my next wife. 
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| May 1 @ 12:38 AM |
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ruready4me2luvu
Posts: 1,737
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Thats better than "my next ex wife" Heres a few more pick up lines to add.
You believe in hereafter? Know what Im here after?
You wanna fool around for awhile? Well would ya stand still for a minute while I do.
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| May 1 @ 3:48 AM |
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custis
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It was years ago when i was working in a nursing home. I was working with this gal and she had been trying to get into my pants all night but I was not interested. She was about as appealing to me as Mr. Ed the talking horse. At some point we were changing a bed together and I brushed her arm with mine, and in a very melodramatic voice she says "You know, just your touch turns a woman on." I nodded and smiled, thinking, "My gawd! How long must I endure?"
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| May 1 @ 10:40 AM |
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SpiritOrnery
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A friend of mine's brother asked me.... "You wanna fk?" I asked him... "Does that line work?" He said 1 out of ten slapped his face, several cussed him but at least 1 out of ten agreed. So, he felt the slap and cussing was worth it.
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| May 31 @ 12:44 PM |
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Cyn1966
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I acctually had a guy in a bar use the one I am posting here...LOL
No kidding! He did NOT get lucky...LMAO!
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Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
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| Jun 9 @ 1:33 AM |
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everrett
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At clubs I get "You know, I just love black men" often. 
If I want to be a fetish, I will go to an underground fetish club.
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