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| Jun 9 @ 11:52 AM |
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lj450

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hmmm
When I go to black clubs I hear alot of.......mmmmm, I sure like me some white boys.
.....and you should hear what the GIRLS say!!
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| Jun 9 @ 12:41 PM |
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Merchitown

Posts: 6,130
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^^^
What, you know you love me.
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| Jun 12 @ 12:51 AM |
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bardnsage

Posts: 1,171
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No shite,,,, I heard him at the bar,,,
"Baby,,,let's get out of here so I can go Quagmire on your ass."
AND SHE LEFT WITH HIM. WTF......
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| Jun 12 @ 1:00 AM |
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GraceUnderFire747

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I don't think anyone actually meets anyone from MD Ummmmm ... yesss... they DO!
Worst:
My cousin was a waitress in a fancy restaurant on Martha's Vineyard. She got pretty good at the comebacks ...
One guy said "Wow, I'd like to get into your pants!"
And my cousin said "Why? Did you chit in yours?"
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| Jun 25 @ 11:28 AM |
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cusacklookalike

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can I call you Visa, cause you're everywhere I wanna be
ok so no one ever said that to me, but its a good one.
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| Jul 4 @ 5:43 PM |
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maxzor27

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“Mam, my dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?” For some reason it has 100% failure ratio.
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| Jul 8 @ 2:25 PM |
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superjim

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'Your hot" Yeah it even creeps guys out ;)
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| Jul 8 @ 6:46 PM |
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loonietunes

Posts: 233
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It did seem to kill the thread .......
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| Jul 18 @ 12:11 PM |
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warrior674

Posts: 6,580
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Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checkin' out my package!
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| Jul 18 @ 12:13 PM |
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ColdinWisconsin

Posts: 9,987
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cusacklookalike,,,,Jimminny Cricket...you DO look like him!!!
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| Jul 18 @ 12:27 PM |
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warrior674

Posts: 6,580
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Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.
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| Jul 18 @ 1:00 PM |
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ColdinWisconsin

Posts: 9,987
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WARRIOR! I have SO missed you and you know that I simply love that pic!
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| Jul 18 @ 2:13 PM |
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warrior674

Posts: 6,580
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Thanks!
Are those "space pants"? Because your butt is outta this world!
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| Jul 18 @ 3:21 PM |
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chubs


Posts: 2,590
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c'mon, you know you can have me anytime you want me...
I really couldn't believe when some gal said that to me one time!
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| Nov 12 @ 3:36 AM |
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essenceoflove777

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you are so beautiful i forget i am am married lol
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| Nov 12 @ 9:08 AM |
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kjac

Posts: 8,163
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Just like global warming, you make the world a hotter place.
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| Nov 14 @ 2:53 PM |
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Gallows_Humor

Posts: 13,662
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What is the worst pick-up line youv'e ever heard?
seriously... the worst one that I ever had blurted out to me...(on a first date no less... ) was...
"I have a shaved "kitty"..... ."
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| Nov 14 @ 11:49 PM |
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Solitaire

Posts: 1,359
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ewww...all of a sudden some unpleasant associations to "Cat Scratch Fever" start playing.
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| Nov 14 @ 11:54 PM |
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knotkeeno

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if i told people i had a shaved kitty, you'd report me for animal abuse.
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