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Jun 9 @ 11:52 AM What is the worst....    
lj450


Posts: 9,551
hmmm

When I go to black clubs I hear alot of.......mmmmm, I sure like me some white boys.


.....and you should hear what the GIRLS say!!
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Jun 9 @ 12:41 PM What is the worst....    
Merchitown


Posts: 6,130
^^^

What, you know you love me.
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Jun 12 @ 12:51 AM What is the worst....    
bardnsage


Posts: 1,171
No shite,,,, I heard him at the bar,,,

"Baby,,,let's get out of here so I can go Quagmire on your ass."

AND SHE LEFT WITH HIM. WTF......
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Jun 12 @ 1:00 AM What is the worst....    
GraceUnderFire747


Posts: 226
I don't think anyone actually meets anyone from MD
Ummmmm ... yesss... they DO!

Worst:

My cousin was a waitress in a fancy restaurant on Martha's Vineyard. She got pretty good at the comebacks ...

One guy said "Wow, I'd like to get into your pants!"

And my cousin said "Why? Did you chit in yours?"
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Jun 25 @ 11:28 AM What is the worst....    
cusacklookalike


Posts: 11
can I call you Visa, cause you're everywhere I wanna be

ok so no one ever said that to me, but its a good one.
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Jul 4 @ 5:43 PM What is the worst....    
maxzor27


Posts: 4
“Mam, my dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?” For some reason it has 100% failure ratio.
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Jul 8 @ 2:25 PM What is the worst....    
superjim


Posts: 3
'Your hot" Yeah it even creeps guys out ;)
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Jul 8 @ 6:46 PM What is the worst....    
loonietunes


Posts: 233
It did seem to kill the thread .......
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Jul 18 @ 12:11 PM What is the worst....    
warrior674


Posts: 6,580
Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checkin' out my package!
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Jul 18 @ 12:13 PM What is the worst....    
ColdinWisconsin


Posts: 9,987
cusacklookalike,,,,Jimminny Cricket...you DO look like him!!!
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Jul 18 @ 12:27 PM What is the worst....    
warrior674


Posts: 6,580
Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.
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Jul 18 @ 1:00 PM What is the worst....    
ColdinWisconsin


Posts: 9,987
WARRIOR! I have SO missed you and you know that I simply love that pic!
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Jul 18 @ 2:13 PM What is the worst....    
warrior674


Posts: 6,580
Thanks!



Are those "space pants"? Because your butt is outta this world!
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Jul 18 @ 3:21 PM What is the worst....    
chubs


Posts: 2,590
c'mon, you know you can have me anytime you want me...


I really couldn't believe when some gal said that to me one time!
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Nov 12 @ 3:36 AM What is the worst....    
essenceoflove777


Posts: 35
you are so beautiful i forget i am am married lol
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Nov 12 @ 9:08 AM What is the worst....    
kjac


Posts: 8,163
Just like global warming, you make the world a hotter place.
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Nov 14 @ 2:53 PM What is the worst....    
Gallows_Humor


Posts: 13,662
What is the worst pick-up line youv'e ever heard?


seriously... the worst one that I ever had blurted out to me...(on a first date no less... ) was...



"I have a shaved "kitty"..... ."

....
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Nov 14 @ 11:49 PM What is the worst....    
Solitaire


Posts: 1,359
ewww...all of a sudden some unpleasant associations to "Cat Scratch Fever" start playing.
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Nov 14 @ 11:54 PM What is the worst....    
knotkeeno


Posts: 387
if i told people i had a shaved kitty, you'd report me for animal abuse.
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