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| Nov 15, 2007 @ 7:00 AM |
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Angel178
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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DONT WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they dont have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(Youre laughing, arent you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And the personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart
A good laugh will do that for you.
One for the ladies
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, 'University of Oklahoma '
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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* Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'
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| Nov 15, 2007 @ 7:34 AM |
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ColdinWisconsin
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3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
And this one is my favorite!!! 
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| Nov 15, 2007 @ 7:35 AM |
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Angel178
Posts: 36,330
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 The whole thing makes me laugh.... 
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| Nov 15, 2007 @ 7:55 AM |
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pamdemonium
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Angel had a cigarette, didn't she?  
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| Nov 15, 2007 @ 8:00 AM |
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Angel178
Posts: 36,330
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 PAM!!!!! Why would you say that!!!! 
I just thought that this was very funny....made me giggle!!!
5,6 and 8 are very funny
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| Nov 15, 2007 @ 8:02 AM |
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warrior674
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| Nov 15, 2007 @ 8:03 AM |
Sorry...too funny not to post!!
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Angel178
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| Nov 15, 2007 @ 8:03 AM |
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pamdemonium
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Just jokingly seeing that you're in a good mood. Joking. JOKING. 
 Hugs.
Good morning, Warrior! Latte?
[Edited on 11/15/2007 8:04 AM]
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| Nov 15, 2007 @ 8:04 AM |
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Angel178
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I won't be later....so enjoy it now!
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| Nov 15, 2007 @ 8:04 AM |
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warrior674
Posts: 6,580
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I'm soooo offended!!
J/K 
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| Nov 15, 2007 @ 8:06 AM |
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Angel178
Posts: 36,330
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Offended or you can relate?
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| Nov 15, 2007 @ 8:08 AM |
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warrior674
Posts: 6,580
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Offended or you can relate?
pam 
[Edited on 11/15/2007 8:11 AM]
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| Nov 15, 2007 @ 8:09 AM |
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pamdemonium
Posts: 17,347
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Does everyone love Warriors new photo?
I'm not offended. I don't smoke. Except after ... ya know...
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| Nov 15, 2007 @ 8:20 AM |
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Angel178
Posts: 36,330
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Pam....I was asking Warrior...sorry, I forget to write names.... 
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| Nov 16, 2007 @ 3:34 PM |
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AttractedCentaur
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I loved all of these ... had to forward to my co workers.
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