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| Mar 21, 2008 @ 3:07 PM |
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j_goose
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Come one, come all.
It's Dr. Goose's Reveal All Thread...
Tell all your secrets, your problems, the good, the bad, and the ugly.
I will provide you with the answers to ALL your questions at no cost or obligation!!!
Don't be ahamed, I'm here to help. (nymphomaniacs welcome)
Dr. Goose
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| Mar 21, 2008 @ 3:50 PM |
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SaintBacon
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Okay, I'll go first. Dr. Goose I love to grunt, squeal, root around and roll in the mud. What am I to do 
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| Mar 21, 2008 @ 4:01 PM |
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j_goose
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Dear Bacon,
Sounds as though you suffer from a fetish we in the business call SUS SCROFAFILIA, or in layman's terms, "Pig Lust".
It's more common than you may think. Like most men, we are often labelled as "PIGS", and when told that often enough, we begin to play the role.
Rolling in the mud, grunting, and squealing are common symptoms of SUS SCROFAFILIA, and they can be controlled with porn therapy. There are a number of sources available on the internet, as well as your local convienient store.
I suggest you pick up one or two of these therapy tools and go home and fire off a few "knuckle babies" and see if that helps. If not, let me know and we'll go to a more extreme form of therapy, like mail order brides and the like.
Goose
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| Mar 21, 2008 @ 4:56 PM |
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SaintBacon
Posts: 2,130
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Hot Damn, I'm Cured! 
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| Mar 21, 2008 @ 6:03 PM |
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loisday
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Goose.....that is some funny stuff...............
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| Mar 21, 2008 @ 7:44 PM |
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michedkel
Posts: 4,772
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OK, I'll bite. Everytime it rains when I'm outside I get a hard-on and knock over passengers when I get on the bus. What gives, Dr. Goose?
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| Mar 22, 2008 @ 9:45 AM |
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Automotor
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Hey, that's bullshit. Let me tell you a real problem. I done spent all my severence money form Ford, and my unemployment is gonna run out in 2 months. I won't have no beer money and my mobile home is gonna get repoed. Don't say get a job, there ain't no jobs to be had here.
What the f*** am I supposed to do?
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| Mar 22, 2008 @ 11:32 AM |
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j_goose
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Dear Michedkel,
I'm glad you came to me, my friend. You my friend suffer from "UNCONTROLLABLE FLESH". Common among men and controlled by the sub-conscious. To consult My medical dictionary....
uncontrollable flesh
a penis that suffers with spontaneous erections
Here is an excerpt from a recent court case involving a young man at a Medievel Festival......
"yes, your honour, I saw him running through the forest, in broad daylight, with 10 inches of uncontrollable flesh, sticking out in front of him. It resembled a lance."
In YOUR case, however, perhaps public transportation is not in your best interest. I suggest you buy a nice pair of roller skates or invest in an electric scooter. You'll avoid those embarrassing moments on the bus, AND you'll be helping to save the environment.
Oh, and stuff a bag of ice down your knickers.
Or do what I do when I get an unwanted erection...think about a room full of dead nuns. If the thought of said nuns gets you excited, then you have a WHOLE other issue that we can discuss at length in private. (this is a dating site, and talking about necrophilia in a public forum may hurt your chances of scoring some delicious babes)
Goose
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| Mar 22, 2008 @ 11:40 AM |
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j_goose
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My Dear Automotor....
Losing one's emlployment status is a very hard thing to deal with. Even a therapist as renowned as I have been down that road.
I will not tell you to get a job or relocate to find one. (though relocation may be an option)
I can however give you some tips on aquiring monetary sustainance.....
you could go to the local college campus and sneak into a girl's dorm. Steal all the ladies' under garments you can carry. Then sell them as "Used College Kootch Covers" (I hear they go for quite a bit in Japan)
Or, you can get into making Gay Porn. I hear you can make a SH*T TON of money. And it doesn't necessarily make you gay (the verdict is still out on being "pitcher" making you a homosexual), you're putting food on the table, and you can always chalk it up to experimentation.
Goose
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| Mar 27, 2008 @ 9:24 PM |
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willowy1
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That is some funny!!!!!
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| Mar 28, 2008 @ 4:42 AM |
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j_goose
Posts: 2,911
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Please try to refrain from poking fun at my profession.
I have spend GOBS of money and spent lots of time getting my education and opening this practice.
Please, if you have a problem, feel free to share.....
All are welcome.
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| Mar 28, 2008 @ 9:11 AM |
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SaintBacon
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Dr. Goose, it's me, the pig again. I took your advise and invested in some quality "pig porn". It worked great. However, now I have severe hoof abrasions on my piggly-wiggly. So I checked into mail order brides. All I can find on the internet are some Russian women, none of whom speak pig, and I think they only like me for my bacon. There is one prospect I found at a place called Sesame Street, but she seems kind of pushy and has some weird fetish for frogs...so it probably won't work out. So now what?
Signed, Wallowing in Pain 
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| Mar 28, 2008 @ 10:38 AM |
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ColdinWisconsin
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Dear Goose Man,
I am not getting "goosed' nearly enough. What exactly does a girl have to do to get a man's attention? 
ShyInWisconsin 
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| Mar 28, 2008 @ 11:12 AM |
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SaintBacon
Posts: 2,130
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CW, I can handle that one...getcha a curly little tail...people can't resist goosing one of those! 
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| Mar 28, 2008 @ 10:12 PM |
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j_goose
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Dear Shy,
You know, there's a porn star names Shy Love. Do you know her?
Just wondering.
Anyway, it's best to be direct with a man to get their attention.
Come right out and say, "Hey, goose, I want your junk!"
(Just an example, of course)
Guys are dumb, lets face it. You could shake your money maker in a dude's face, and he'll just think you want a dollar.
G.
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| Mar 28, 2008 @ 10:13 PM |
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j_goose
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Dear Wallowing in pain,
Miss Piggy is definitely a whore, you'd do best to stay away. And I think Kermit knows Karate.
First, you need to tend to your chaffing injuries.
As for your mail order bride search....Go with the russian chick. She may not speak pig, but hell she doesn't speak english either. This could be an advantage for you. I know in privete emails with you that you enjoy calling a woman a "filthy whore " when givving her a good rodgerring.
Now you can do it all you want and she'll never know.
Although, she'll also not understand you when you tell her to "blow me"
Good with the bad, I guess.
G.
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| Apr 21, 2008 @ 5:08 PM |
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j_goose
Posts: 2,911
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ho hum..bored again. looking for new patients....anyone?
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| Apr 21, 2008 @ 5:11 PM |
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pamdemonium
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I'm too afraid to ask or confess.....
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| Apr 21, 2008 @ 5:12 PM |
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j_goose
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Please, I offer no cost, judgement free advice.
Confess away...
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| Apr 21, 2008 @ 6:15 PM |
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pamdemonium
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Okay...here goes...
After all these years....I have to confess that on the bus trip to see Godspell with my 9th grade class, we (girly friends and I) dared a classmate to open her blouse and press her bubbies to the glass at a passing trucker. She did. She explained it away to the nuns as part of her "spells", the times she would stare off into space...eyes in a goofy state, somehow not laughing, making the sisters of St. Joseph believe we were all laughing at her. (and not them)
I think all the sisters have gone to the great beyond by now, but somehow, I feel better knowing it's out there. Confessed. Off my chest.
Do you think this is gonna be a black mark on my permanent record?
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