| Sep 25, 2008 @ 11:21 AM |
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crowne
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A woman I was dating had a german shephard who was very protective of her. He liked me but any sense of trouble or disagreement from her, put him on guard. We're having sex one night and she started to moan loudly. I'd never gotten her to the big O before so I was excited to be able to take her there. Well, Fido was on the other side of the door barking his head off thinking I was hurting her. All that barking was a bit distracting but I wasn't stopping for anybody. When girlie screamed out her climax all of a sudden the door burst open because apparently she had closed it but not locked it. The dog rampaged onto the bed and scared the crap out of me. I fell out of the bed onto the floor and he hovered over me snarling while she tried to pull him off of me. Needless to say I couldn't get it back up for the rest of the night and anytime I was over after that, even with the door closed, I would get nervous and lose my erection if he started barking. Im not even afraid of dogs but there's something terrifying about a mad dog stalking you while you're naked and your business is hanging in the breeze.
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| Sep 25, 2008 @ 11:43 AM |
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Makya
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That was a great one
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| Sep 25, 2008 @ 12:37 PM |
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Sweetheart83446
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I think this was MY most embarrasing story..
it was with me 2nd husband..
we was on the living room floor..
making love.. and he put
too much weight on me..
and squeezed an unexpected 'FART'
outta me!!
OMG... I was sooooooo embarrased!!
I did a lot of this-->
then a whole lot of --->
yep.. the moment was gone...
BTW.. I do believe that was the only FART I have ever passed..
women don't fart..ya know..
Bwahahahaha!!! Timber
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| Sep 25, 2008 @ 1:55 PM |
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Timber52
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^^^ hey.. you were suppose to share a story!!!  
and.. I'm still waiting on Dwains story. 
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| Sep 25, 2008 @ 3:15 PM |
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custis
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"A woman I was dating had a german shephard"
Aargh! Pets in the bedroom does not work. I remember going at it with a galpal back in 2003. We were well on our way to heaven when her kitten started attacking my feet. His name was Goont and he was the craziest little half-siamese sumbitch you ever saw. It was impossible to catch him to throw him out of the bedroom cuz he would duck and then attack my feet again when we got back to business. We finally ended up going into a laughing fit. I loved that little beastie and when she moved to the other side of the state and could not take him, I took the little bastard. I had him about a month when he fell in love with someone a few streets down and moved to their house. Ungrateful little twerp!
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| Sep 25, 2008 @ 8:27 PM |
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ToucherinSparks
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there's something terrifying about a mad dog stalking you while you're naked and your business is hanging in the breeze.
We all know how much dogs love to eat nice fresh weiners... I've seen them gulp them down in one bite.
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| Sep 26, 2008 @ 4:00 AM |
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Timber52
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Ummmm Touch.. you forgot to tell yer story..
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| Sep 26, 2008 @ 9:45 AM |
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Skydognc
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
is this where I talk about being black and blue,
because my hand was in a cast?
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| Sep 26, 2008 @ 11:24 AM |
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Timber52
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Please tell us more!!!!
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| Sep 26, 2008 @ 12:46 PM |
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catman602
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 some of you ladies will think " what's wrong with him . " here goes . a woman was walking on the road . Ok alot of woman walk on the road . SHE gave me $20 to take her to the next gas station . wich was 2 miles away . this where my boss railed me . He said SHE DID NOT WANT "JUST " A RIDE . SHE WANTED MORE . she did ?
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| Sep 26, 2008 @ 8:20 PM |
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Timber52
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I sort of think she didn't expect you to accept the 20.00
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| Sep 26, 2008 @ 8:25 PM |
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Sweetheart83446
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^^^ hey.. you were suppose to share a story!!!
I don't have one. 
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| Sep 26, 2008 @ 11:09 PM |
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Timber52
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Ummmmm... not to mention no names.. but I don't believe you.. 
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| Sep 30, 2008 @ 4:24 PM |
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goatman
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I was seeing this lady, we sent her kid and my 2 kids to the store, they'd usually be gone 1/2 hour or so..... We locked the bedroom door and get after it across the foot of the bed.  I'm in mid stroke when they come back and lean into the door a bit and it opened right up! All 3 of them caught full side view as I'm in the top of the "upstroke", maybe 4 ft between us and the door! Needless to say the kids were shocked, we were stunned and embarrassed, and the moment was ......GONE!
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| Oct 10, 2008 @ 7:39 PM |
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TheEnglishman357
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I once asked a lady where was the most embarrasing place she had had sex.
I was thinking , planes,, trains and automobiles.
She replied,,"up the arse".
Well what can you say to that?
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| Oct 10, 2008 @ 7:42 PM |
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wiccked
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when i have an embarrasing story, i will let you know
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| Oct 11, 2008 @ 8:53 AM |
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kjac
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I was in the Arby's drive through and crashed into a gas line when my girlfriend at the time put her hand down my pants. I probably shouldn't mention that though, I think she's still a member of this site. 
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| Oct 11, 2008 @ 9:03 AM |
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ColdinWisconsin
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I once asked a lady where was the most embarrasing place she had had sex.
I was thinking , planes,, trains and automobiles.
She replied,,"up the arse".
Well what can you say to that?
Hey Englishman. Good to see you again.  Bring me back something from Hong Kong! I've been a good girl!!!
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| Oct 11, 2008 @ 11:29 AM |
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Laidback742
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yeah ... like I'm really going to talk about the cops and the search dogs in here.
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| Oct 11, 2008 @ 11:47 AM |
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Angel178
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nothing for me 
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