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Oct 28, 2008 @ 9:02 PM Pervert your favorite song.    
custis


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Ok people. This is your chance to sexually or otherwise pervert your favorite song. You can change the name, the words, or just one line, as long as it is recognizeable. I will kick it off by picking on the eagles (reaching for guitar.)

"Desperado. Why don't you pull down your panties,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"
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Oct 28, 2008 @ 9:11 PM Pervert your favorite song.    
home_nuff_alrdy


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Oct 28, 2008 @ 9:17 PM Pervert your favorite song.    
drs297


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nothing to change

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wFpvRMIIEM]
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Oct 28, 2008 @ 9:27 PM Pervert your favorite song.    
custis


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Simon and Garfunkle.

"Hello pecker my old friend, I've come to play with you again."
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Oct 28, 2008 @ 10:26 PM Pervert your favorite song.    
drs297


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this one goes out to BigSexy.. I just loved his fond letters he sent me tonight.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hajTNlooZKE
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Oct 28, 2008 @ 10:30 PM Pervert your favorite song.    
Carol386


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Oct 28, 2008 @ 10:30 PM Pervert your favorite song.    
Merchitown


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Oct 29, 2008 @ 9:30 AM Pervert your favorite song.    
custis


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Proud Mary.

"Rolling, rolling, rolling on a waterbed."
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Oct 29, 2008 @ 12:42 PM Pervert your favorite song.    
Fender


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Don't have to...

Akon- I want to F@ck you

Akon F Eminem-Smack that
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Oct 29, 2008 @ 3:25 PM Pervert your favorite song.    
Aeromuse


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"Love On An Escalator"

*grabs scarf festooned mic stand*
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Oct 29, 2008 @ 7:00 PM Pervert your favorite song.    
jaybird777


Posts: 1,143
The Boxer - Simon & GF

In the corner hangs my boxers
and the colors started ta fade
yet they carry a reminder
Of every time I ate burritos and
headed for the restroom runnin skeered

I do declare it is time for me to go Wal-mart and get new underware

hmmm-hmmm-hmm

I need some new underware.
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Oct 29, 2008 @ 7:39 PM Pervert your favorite song.    
Aeromuse


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On the 5th day of Xmas my true love gave to me

Five STDs!

Four rashes red

Three yeast infections

Two open lesions

And a pain whenever I pee!






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Oct 29, 2008 @ 8:57 PM Pervert your favorite song.    
CathyCRN


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Oct 29, 2008 @ 9:07 PM Pervert your favorite song.    
drs297


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holy shit... that is the best damn thing..
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Oct 29, 2008 @ 10:30 PM Pervert your favorite song.    
Aeromuse


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It has the full twelve verses. I've got them written down somewhere. I'll try to dig it out before the holidays
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Oct 29, 2008 @ 10:37 PM Pervert your favorite song.    
CathyCRN


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Please do and post it!!! I need a song to sing at Christmas...my family would just crock...in a good way
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Oct 30, 2008 @ 6:33 AM Pervert your favorite song.    
drs297


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okay dammit.. we are still waiting for the rest of the song... Not like you have a life or something.
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Oct 30, 2008 @ 10:00 AM Pervert your favorite song.    
Aeromuse


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I SAID BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS MR IMPATIENT PANTS

And the fact that I have no life is irrelevent. It's my laziness that comes into play here
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Oct 30, 2008 @ 10:12 AM Pervert your favorite song.    
custis


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"Simon and Garfunkle"

In horny dreams I have a bone,,,,,I beat it on the cobblestones......
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Oct 30, 2008 @ 1:59 PM Pervert your favorite song.    
Merchitown


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In your thighs...you light the heat...
(your thighs)
I am complete
(your thighs)
I see the doorway

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