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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 8:07 PM |
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Fender
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So I know the non gold members have surely noticed that ad. 2 cartoon people dancing. That chick has a huge rack. I wanna meet the guy that's into soccer and 41 other things. He's cute...
...IT got me to thinking though. What do you do when you want to woo someone? I'm just myself. That usually works. I know the rest of you must have some evil plans that you use to lure people into your trap...So come on...Spill. I won't tell.
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 8:57 PM |
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GinIfHer
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I squeeze my butt checks together real tight, pucker my lips, and make sure my boobies are perky....o-ya and I bat my eyelashes real hard till the wind blows the man down, and hopefully he'll have brain damage and fall in love with me.
That's just me though. 
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 8:59 PM |
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Fender
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It helps if you hold your breath...It'll tuck in your stomach and make your boobles pop out even more. And hold your shoulders back...Almost like your gonna fall backwards 
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 9:00 PM |
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GinIfHer
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You noticed that all it takes is the sound of high heels clicking, that almost always wooes a man, Weird huh?
Ohh and brushing your hair helps.
One more thing....why do stores sell inserts that make your nipples look hard? 
[Edited on 12/17/2008 9:01 PM]
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 9:01 PM |
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Merchitown
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Add some 5 inch stilletos and you're bound to fall into his waiting arms. Well, if not, you'll hit reality fast enough.  
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 9:02 PM |
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GinIfHer
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Haha...great minds!
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 9:02 PM |
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Fender
Posts: 8,499
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I think it's because the companies realized men get turned on by what they think are nipples protruding and the only one that knows the difference is the wearer?
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 9:03 PM |
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parrothead1234
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Hey - you ladies stole my playbook 
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 9:03 PM |
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thor22
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well, one time I met this woman in a hotel bar I was staying at while working out of town, I bought her straight shots until her head finally hit the bartop...I looked at her and said to myself, "Perfect"!...
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 9:03 PM |
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Merchitown
Posts: 6,130
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Haha...great minds
LOL I was thinking that!! 
Oh Sorry Parrot, would you like it back? I might have spilled some hot chocolate on it.
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 9:04 PM |
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scorpiogirl36
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what am I missing out on? How come I don't see these ads?
Merch...I've got some of those....what size do you take 
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 9:05 PM |
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Fender
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Don't give his book back Merch...We have to post all of his tricky way's on here!
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 9:05 PM |
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parrothead1234
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Oh Sorry Parrot, would you like it back?
What's the point now?  Cats out of the bag!
Don't give his book back Merch...We have to post all of his tricky way's on here!
I've got royalty rights on the book of tricks - if you use them & they work - I've got royalties coming
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 9:06 PM |
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Merchitown
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Oops sorry, Parrot. Would you like my hot chocolate? How's that for royalties?
Scorp, size 8. My favorite pair of 5" got taken with my car...I was silly enough to leave 'em in the back seat.
[Edited on 12/17/2008 9:07 PM]
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 9:07 PM |
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GinIfHer
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Women wrote the book parrot, we just let yall borrow it, it was just another way of training yall. Yanno, let you men think, yall thought of the ideas.
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 9:07 PM |
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Merchitown
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^^ I like her!!
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 9:08 PM |
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Fender
Posts: 8,499
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I know this has nothing to do with my topic of WOOING but...Remember MightyMoose...Well in all of his pic's he posed in a way that made it look like he had a baseball bat stuck down his pants. I wonder if that's something men do to get ladies 
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 9:09 PM |
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scorpiogirl36
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Gin..is a smart girl
Merch can you stuff your feet into a 7 and 1/2?
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 9:10 PM |
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parrothead1234
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[QUOTE]Women wrote the book parrot, we just let yall borrow it, it was just another way of training yall.
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| Dec 17, 2008 @ 9:10 PM |
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Merchitown
Posts: 6,130
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I'm crushed!!
Of course I can, I've got narrow feet.
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