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| Feb 7 @ 2:46 PM |
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CPUfan
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This thread is for everyone who has ... ahem... medical aspirations, like meself.
I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A DOCTOR... You know what I mean? 
So you can tell me EVERYTHING about your medical problems, and I'll give you some REALLY SHITTY ADVICE...   
So ASK DOCTOR TRUTH right here... Now I don't have the graphics thingy for a while coz I been saving up to buy the Gold Member cheese, you know the kinda thing??  But if you just try and picture me with like... a white coat, an ID badge and a stethoscope... you can just open up to me and If you got graphics, then LET'S SEE THE NURSES OUTFITS, right here right now... Yaaaaaaay...
The maze of my insanity and obsessive compulsiveness was considerably worsened by the fact that my two previous ex-wives were in fact nurses... One a more regular kind who's the mother of my son - and a later one who was an Icelandic psychopathic psychologist from the Frozen North, with cabin fever... You know, like an axe murderer with a scalpel? Now THAT one I ditched WAY before Iceland went bankrupt... but hell, I can still PRETEND to be a clinical internee, now ... can't I ?
Any aspiring Doctors and Nurses in here ?? Pray ???  
Don't even THINK about it, you say... I don't even DREAM about it haaha... 
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| Feb 7 @ 3:13 PM |
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BandTMom
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Since I'm a real nurse and not an aspiring one, does that mean I can't post here? 
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| Feb 7 @ 3:15 PM |
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engineer1852
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im an advanced first aider does that count 
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| Feb 7 @ 3:18 PM |
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BandTMom
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I think it should count.
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| Feb 7 @ 3:19 PM |
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CPUfan
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Yaaaaay someone took the BAIT already... and she IS a real nurse!! That's even better!!
Of COURSE you can post here Mom... everyone with even a superficial interest in medical science is .
Hell, even if a real doctor turns up, at least I can ask all those questions you never bother to turn up at surgery with... know what I mean? All in all, I think I accumulated at least a thousand over the years... Maybe that's enough to go to the Doc's with?
D'ya think (s)he'll think I'm wasting his/her time if I don't got enough questions?? 
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| Feb 7 @ 3:19 PM |
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BandTMom
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The time is yours....your paying for it. Just remind the Doc of that.
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| Feb 7 @ 3:21 PM |
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engineer1852
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ty very much. i hope i dont ever have to use those skills much but still good to know what to do if need be. 
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| Feb 7 @ 3:22 PM |
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BandTMom
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It always good to be prepared.
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| Feb 7 @ 3:24 PM |
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CPUfan
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OK the Doctor is IN... Would you like to be the first medical engineer, 1852?
Mom will send in the first patient... impatiently I hope...
You know, like "do you have an appointment".... or was it "an ointment?"
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| Feb 7 @ 3:26 PM |
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engineer1852
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obviosly he has no bed side manner lol
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| Feb 7 @ 3:32 PM |
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BandTMom
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Watch out, he might come at you with a needle.
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| Feb 7 @ 3:51 PM |
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CPUfan
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I got manners but they're not the first thing I associate with bed lol...
I never bother with the utensils Mom but I'm really into the meds... Have you SEEN what's in the cabinet here??? There's not enough room to stash a bottle of whisky haha ...
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| Feb 7 @ 3:54 PM |
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BandTMom
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Who needs whiskey when you have the meds?
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| Feb 7 @ 3:57 PM |
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Loreli
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I had to go through intense medical training to deal with my daughter.
I never wanted to be a nurse, but a specialty doctor would have been great.
However-I have to be here for my own child...
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| Feb 7 @ 4:09 PM |
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CPUfan
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Sorry to hear that Lor...  You've done a wonderful thing there for your daughter.
Can you still do the doctor's training?
Mom there are some really funky meds innit? Do you ever hear of Docs fingers in the cabinet?
My first wife was accused of 'feeding' her brother, who was a junkie. He came there to see her a lot but he died. She nearly lost her job at one time... They were convinced she was giving him shots. I didn't believe it for one minute though... I do have some limits...
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| Feb 7 @ 4:11 PM |
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Loreli
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I could probably learn an assistant career, but, dang are those classes expensive!
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| Feb 7 @ 4:18 PM |
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CPUfan
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I guess... but where can I buy a certificate? lol the one without the hypocritic oath on it, I mean....
I know... off to the New Yorker thread haha
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| Feb 7 @ 5:14 PM |
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BandTMom
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Now a days, they make it next to impossible to steal drugs. Oh, it can be done, but it's not loke they are readily accessible.
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| Feb 7 @ 5:41 PM |
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CPUfan
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We still hear about it happening in Europe Mom...
Some countries still have only implicit controls of medicines. The Docs are trusted the same way that judges and policemen are. But there have been some horrendous screw ups. There was a Danish one that was struck off for malpractice and he just moved and set up in Spain a year later. They found him again but it took ages to get him out from there. Then he moved to some other country and they are still trying to track him...
But that's getting away from NURSES lol... 
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| Feb 7 @ 5:48 PM |
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BandTMom
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Yes, let's talk about nurses. 
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