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Jul 12 @ 1:46 PM I need a new sidekick...    
Fender


Posts: 8,489
Preferably male, reasonably attractive to me, with a good sense of humour. Also, being perverted is a must! Please list your attributes in the space below. Keep in mind, this is not soliciting.

(No stalkers, insane, or recently released from prison/halfway house people need apply)

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Jul 12 @ 2:09 PM I need a new sidekick...    
Carol386


Posts: 3,705
No stalkers, insane, or recently released from prison/halfway house people need apply

Don't you want to add a little "excitement" to your life
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Jul 12 @ 2:16 PM I need a new sidekick...    
Fender


Posts: 8,489
Um...Not really, not that type of excitement...
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Jul 12 @ 3:06 PM I need a new sidekick...    
Tack_The_Cack


Posts: 13
(No stalkers, insane, or recently released from prison/halfway house people need apply)

Well darn! I guess that rules me out. I was sent to prison for lighting farts in public...
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Jul 12 @ 3:12 PM I need a new sidekick...    
burnslikethesun


Posts: 13,027
You can freeze your farts, and save them for a well timed attacked.

Sorry, I aint now side kick fenders, good luck on your search
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Jul 12 @ 6:43 PM I need a new sidekick...    
Fender


Posts: 8,489
Just to clarify, I didn't mean boyfriend...I mean sidekick, someone with a personality like mine who can be highly annoying and quick with the comebacks...I'd take a chick, she'd have to be tough though Come on Angel, I know you want to!
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Jul 12 @ 8:22 PM I need a new sidekick...    
chubs


Posts: 2,533
I'd like to kick it with fender at a casino so she can see my usual departing routine leaving the front door throwing a fit and screaming to however I'm with..."NO, I DON'T WANNA GO, I WANNA STAY AND PLAY CASINO SOME MORE, I STILL HAVE ONE DOLLAR LEFT"!
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Jul 12 @ 8:39 PM I need a new sidekick...    
Fender


Posts: 8,489
Aw, that sounds like tons of fun. When should we go?
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Jul 12 @ 9:56 PM I need a new sidekick...    
loonietunes


Posts: 233
but does your sidekick have to wear tights like Robin in Batman ..... ???
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Jul 12 @ 10:38 PM I need a new sidekick...    
artcat7


Posts: 576
^^^ I think you have an applicant!
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Jul 13 @ 2:40 AM I need a new sidekick...    
MotownManiax


Posts: 9,737
Fender, if we get one more sidekick we could be the New Three Stooges?
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Jul 13 @ 9:09 AM I need a new sidekick...    
Angel178


Posts: 36,311
Come on Angel, I know you want to!


Fender...I think I'll pass on this...
I'm not tough enough to keep up with you
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Jul 13 @ 9:57 AM I need a new sidekick...    
chubs


Posts: 2,533
fender...then we'll go shopping and at the check out counter with all the white farmers standing around I'll launch into my loud norwegian accent...it kinda shocks them to hear some guy with a dark minority-looking complextion talk like them...oh, I can be quite a riot sometimes, yah!
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Jul 13 @ 10:19 AM I need a new sidekick...    
willowy1


Posts: 9,181
uffda!
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Jul 13 @ 10:49 AM I need a new sidekick...    
chubs


Posts: 2,533
uffda mama!
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Jul 13 @ 10:52 AM I need a new sidekick...    
willowy1


Posts: 9,181
see Cheetah I can't tell you anything.
I need a new sidekick too,
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Jul 13 @ 10:57 AM I need a new sidekick...    
Merchitown


Posts: 6,129
OMG...Only the best beer ever! Sorry, Wills, please continueth the lesson.
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Jul 13 @ 11:05 AM I need a new sidekick...    
willowy1


Posts: 9,181
Merch girl, do you have a ruler that I can borrow? Preferably with a sharp metal edge?? If I happen to bust someones knuckles, I promise to clean it up real good like before it's returned.
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Jul 13 @ 11:10 AM I need a new sidekick...    
chubs


Posts: 2,533
hey beevis, its on yer profile, so wtf?!
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Jul 13 @ 11:17 AM I need a new sidekick...    
willowy1


Posts: 9,181
like anyone reads the profile. Uff DA!
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