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Jul 15, 2009 @ 8:49 PM I need a new sidekick...    
Fender


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I'm scared of Moose...They go moooooooooo
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Jul 15, 2009 @ 8:54 PM I need a new sidekick...    
Laidback742


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Preferably male, reasonably attractive to me, with a good sense of humour. Also, being perverted is a must!

Male ... yes ( last time I looked, anyway ).
Attractive ... I have a Brad Pitt Halloween mask I can wear.
Sense of humor ... is "smartass" a qualification?
Pervert .... currently attending "Pervertology 101" with hopes of doing undergraduate studies in "Pervert Sciences & Psychology".

Please notify if qualifications are acceptable, or if I should plan on continuing my search for an actual life.
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Jul 15, 2009 @ 8:58 PM I need a new sidekick...    
pamdemonium


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LB...I'd take your face over Brad's any day.
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Jul 15, 2009 @ 10:55 PM I need a new sidekick...    
gary_g47


Posts: 9
I got chased by a cow once. At least I hope it was a cow
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Jul 16, 2009 @ 6:13 PM I need a new sidekick...    
Fender


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WTF?
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Jul 16, 2009 @ 6:16 PM I need a new sidekick...    
artcat7


Posts: 576
Ya shoulda tried to tip it.....just to be sure!
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Jul 16, 2009 @ 6:39 PM I need a new sidekick...    
gary_g47


Posts: 9
I was working near a dairy farm and an animal was following me and I wasn't sure at night if it was a cow or bull, and it scared the heck out of me.
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Jul 16, 2009 @ 7:06 PM I need a new sidekick...    
Fender


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That sounds like an opening scene from a really scary Hollywood blockbuster...The working on a farm part, I mean
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Jul 17, 2009 @ 6:41 PM I need a new sidekick...    
sensuouswoman


Posts: 4,027
Me, me, me........pick me! I rough and tough and can spit out nails!!! Oh yeah........and a perverted sense of humor to boot!
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Jul 17, 2009 @ 10:10 PM I need a new sidekick...    
Fender


Posts: 9,943
Ok, SW and Warrior need to duke it out to see who will be better at being my sidekick, I think it should be a decided by a jello wrestling match, followed by egg cup racing
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Jul 18, 2009 @ 10:59 AM I need a new sidekick...    
sensuouswoman


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Woohoooo...........the heat is on baby!!!!!

C'mon, C'mon......let's duke it out in (actually I prefer chocolate.....easier to lick off)but I'm warning yah..........ur no match for my big guns!!!
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Jul 18, 2009 @ 9:16 PM I need a new sidekick...    
Fender


Posts: 9,943
Typical man, he must of chickened out
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Jul 18, 2009 @ 9:30 PM I need a new sidekick...    
gary_g47


Posts: 9
I think an oil wrestling match would be more fun to watch
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