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Jan 23, 2006 @ 12:34 PM The shaved bald head/breast connection theory.    
definitelydi


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I had an ephipany as to a theory about men that shave their heads bald. The whole idea started with seeing LL Cool J's sexy bald head in the movie "Last Holiday." Is there perhaps some connection (totally unconscious, of course) between that smooth, shaved head and the female breast? Do these men so love and desire breasts that they shave their skulls clean to somewhat resemble a large breast? I've even asked a "shaven" coworker about his "T or A" preference and if my theory would hold water!

What's your opinion?
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Jan 23, 2006 @ 1:16 PM The shaved bald head/breast connection theory.    
exiled131


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i shave my head because i don't want hair on it. i hate hair on my head. it has nothing to do with breasts.
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Jan 23, 2006 @ 9:32 PM The shaved bald head/breast connection theory.    
FeliciVagano


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i shave my head because i don't want hair on it. i hate hair on my head. it has nothing to do with breasts.


what I am about to write is in no way is a reflection on the above poster..

Shaved heads as a fad started with balding men who did not want people to know that they were losing their hair.
It was picked up by parolees who were subject to random drug testing as a condition of parole.

Hair Analysis for Alcohol (Ethyl Alcohol)
and Drugs

Hair analysis for drugs offers an alternative to the drugs of abuse analysis in urine sample. Over the past two years, the popularity of hair analysis for drugs has risen significantly, especially for pre-employment drug testing. This is due in large part to hair's outstanding immunity to alterations and longer detection times for drugs.


Hair - an excellent specimen

Because hair grows on average length of 1.0 - 1.5 cm (slightly less than 1.0 inch) per month, drugs can be detected depending on the length of hair (see Figure 1). To put it simply, 1.0 cm of hair = 1 month detection time for drug(s). This is useful especially if drugs were suspected of being used or abused at a longer period of time.



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Jan 23, 2006 @ 9:58 PM The shaved bald head/breast connection theory.    
Heaveninawildflower


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seeing LL Cool J's sexy bald head in the movie "Last Holiday."


Ummm....do ya think it might be because so many of us women find the look incredibly sexy, and the feel even sexier?
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Jan 23, 2006 @ 10:18 PM The shaved bald head/breast connection theory.    
FeliciVagano


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what ever floats your ?? boat?
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Jan 23, 2006 @ 11:14 PM The shaved bald head/breast connection theory.    
RAKS37


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The shaved bald head/breast connection theory.


and here I was expecting to read something with some baby oil in it
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Jan 24, 2006 @ 9:01 AM The shaved bald head/breast connection theory.    
definitelydi


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Some of those heads are really shiny. Maybe they DO use baby oil?!
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Jan 24, 2006 @ 9:31 AM The shaved bald head/breast connection theory.    
TiNkErGrRrRrR


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or buff them
I heard that baldness was caused by too many U-Turns under the sheets.. but thats only what I heard.
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Jan 24, 2006 @ 10:00 AM The shaved bald head/breast connection theory.    
2Biatchy4U


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Hair Analysis for Alcohol (Ethyl Alcohol)
and Drugs

Hair analysis for drugs offers an alternative to the drugs of abuse analysis in urine sample. Over the past two years, the popularity of hair analysis for drugs has risen significantly, especially for pre-employment drug testing. This is due in large part to hair's outstanding immunity to alterations and longer detection times for drugs.


Hair - an excellent specimen

Because hair grows on average length of 1.0 - 1.5 cm (slightly less than 1.0 inch) per month, drugs can be detected depending on the length of hair (see Figure 1). To put it simply, 1.0 cm of hair = 1 month detection time for drug(s). This is useful especially if drugs were suspected of being used or abused at a longer period of time.


If u r bald, dont they just take hair from somewhere else?
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Jan 24, 2006 @ 11:51 AM The shaved bald head/breast connection theory.    
FeliciVagano


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If u r bald, dont they just take hair from somewhere else?


I am assuming this..This topic is not worth it for me to do the research to find out if it is totally factual.
It has to do with legalities .. fail a drug test if you are a parolee you go back to jail. So the testing has to be accurate and hold up in court. Hair from different parts of the body grow at different rates on everyone, but hair from the head seem to grow just about the same measurable amount.


Attraction to bald heads goes back to the "Bad boy' draw anyway ( Yule Brenner, Tele Savalas, et al)

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Jan 24, 2006 @ 12:28 PM The shaved bald head/breast connection theory.    
kattsmeow


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Yes, they do take it from other parts of the body.

Bleaching your hair will screw up these tests too.
Sigh,,,there always seems to be a way people figure out how to get around this huh?
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Jan 24, 2006 @ 11:18 PM The shaved bald head/breast connection theory.    
afs54321


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The way man deals with his hair has also much to do with his "mating pattern" - i.e. this way he (subconciously) declares what exactly kind of "relationship" he's after.
Males pass bold head /face stage while being infants , their face is still "bald" during teenage years while having beard/moustach means being adult . But...as everyone knows, being grown-up means accepting resposibilites , which quite a few males are trying to escape. And as result they get stuck either in early childhood or in their teens , deny their age by shaving their hair ...
Though , fortunately, there still are men who enjoy being adults - those proudly grow beards and moustache . Those make great parents and fantastic spouses - protectors and providers - getting all respect and admiration which they are entitled to.
Males stuck in their teens shave their face hoping to pass for "youngsters" till their last day. Those are determined to spend their lives with no responsibilities and expenses other than for their own pleasure. ( For other their expenses they are looking for "caring" partner - sort of Big Momma to provide for them and to be rebelled against in response. ..:) they also have no relationships stronger than those with their buddies. And no activities are more impotant to them than self-expresion in games and chasing girls.
As for those stuck on being "infant" - no hair at all - those are even more fun. They seem to believe that being "babies" will relieve them from taking care even of their own basic needs - all they need to do is eat, sleep, produce all kinds of bodily waste and make loud noises if there's something they are not happy about...:) I used to have a boss like this , that was really something ...
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Jan 24, 2006 @ 11:29 PM The shaved bald head/breast connection theory.    
RAKS37


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wow
can you really read that much into it
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Jan 25, 2006 @ 12:44 AM The shaved bald head/breast connection theory.    
afs54321


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Just being observant, brother...:)
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Jan 25, 2006 @ 12:51 AM The shaved bald head/breast connection theory.    
swingpup


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It's simple.......They shave their heads for the very same reason some shave their balls.....because we can
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Jan 25, 2006 @ 8:45 AM The shaved bald head/breast connection theory.    
definitelydi


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Afs...you're full of it! Lol! My exhusband was a HAIRY freak with a head full of hair, a beard and hell...even hair growing out of his ears and nose when I didn't NAG him about it! The shaved man you described as a "youngster" is an EXACT description of his attitude about life! Your theory holds no water lady!
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Jan 25, 2006 @ 9:09 AM The shaved bald head/breast connection theory.    
Greystone1


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Shaving it off is easy. Letting it grow is easier. Keeping it somewhere in between requires maintenance. Getting haircuts is like keeping the lawn mowed... a neverending chore. The damned stuff just keeps growing back.

None of which has anything to do with women's breasts.
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Jan 25, 2006 @ 9:10 AM The shaved bald head/breast connection theory.    
MoonBeamTag45


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Greystone...
We are worth all that work !!!
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Jan 25, 2006 @ 9:14 AM The shaved bald head/breast connection theory.    
Greystone1


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Greystone...
We are worth all that work !!!


It isn't supposed to be work. It is supposed to be pleasure.
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Jan 25, 2006 @ 9:16 AM The shaved bald head/breast connection theory.    
MoonBeamTag45


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That is a very valid point

Don't forget the conditioner
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