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| Mar 2, 2006 @ 12:08 AM |
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Angel54214
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If you wanted to write a "Sex For Dummies" book, what would be your chapter headings and some details to make it a best seller.
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| Mar 2, 2006 @ 12:46 AM |
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bryan2992
Posts: 688
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heading "How to perform proper oral on a woman"
whole chapter go slow don''t stop and LISTEN to what she likes
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| Mar 2, 2006 @ 3:06 PM |
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Wulfchyld
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I'll try again!
Chapter 01 wee willy and winka.
Chapter 02 Oh no, no means no!
Chapter 03 ambiance and mood or Wow what a romantic.
Chapter 04 Stupid s*** you don’t say or the stickies from MD forums.
Chapter 05 How to not suck at kissing or melting 101.
Chapter 06 How to touch or OMG, that feels good.
Chapter 07 Lickity split. Shooting for the big O!
Chapter 08 Suck, slurp, pop the rhythm of making him a slave.
Chapter 09 Boobies, more than a mouthful is a heck of lot of playground.
Chapter 10 In stormy weather wear your slicker.
Chapter 11 Basic positions or “How much you weigh?”
Chapter 12 Oh Gee where’s that spot?
Chapter 13 To cuddle or not to cuddle, that is the question.
Chapter 14 The end if you decided not to cuddle. Hittin it again (for those who cuddled).
Chapter 15 You wanna stick that where?
Chapter 16 Masturbation or you didn’t read the book.
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| Mar 4, 2006 @ 2:27 AM |
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waterfire
Posts: 2,946
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Verys good chaps 
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| Mar 4, 2006 @ 6:25 PM |
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jazzy73703
Posts: 73
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1. The proper way to french kiss.
2) Please don't stick your tongue in my ear.
3) Boobs are NOT radio knobs.
4)You want to stick it where?
5) Play with it or move your hand.
6) The jack rabbit did not win the race.
Jazzy
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| Mar 4, 2006 @ 6:27 PM |
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Wulfchyld
Posts: 459
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 good job Jazzy. But... there not radio knobs? I thought they controled the vertical and horizontal, hee hee.
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| Mar 4, 2006 @ 10:47 PM |
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MotownManiax
Posts: 9,737
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 There's a book explaining sex???
 (Runs to the nearest book store)
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| Mar 6, 2006 @ 8:50 PM |
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fuchia04
Posts: 953
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Chapter 1 - A Back Rub Or A Caress?
Chapter 2 - The Nike Approach: Just Do It!
Chapter 3 - Who Needs Clothes? We've Got Our Birthday Suits!
Chapter 4 - Bulls Eye: How To Make Sure The Missile Gets Into The Shaft
Chapter 5 - Easy Does It! She's Not A Bing Bag Chair
Chapter 6 - Ready! Aim! Fire!
Chapter 7 - You Are A Voyager In An Exotic World: Explore!
Chapter 8 - Oh Heck! What's This Slimy Mess?
Chapter 9 - Don't Go To Sleep Yet, Silly. She Needs Assurance!
Chapter 10 - What The Heck! How 'bout Seconds...
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| Mar 9, 2006 @ 1:13 PM |
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Angel54214
Posts: 18,174
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Fun and fantastic chapters here.... but don't forget to tuck the disc in the back cover... 
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| Mar 10, 2006 @ 12:47 AM |
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Always_Striving
Posts: 8,794
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A chapter on: coping with one's self when waking up in the morning and thinking...... OMG what have I gotten myself into. 
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| Mar 10, 2006 @ 10:47 AM |
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Angel54214
Posts: 18,174
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I usually get between the sheets...
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| Mar 10, 2006 @ 6:06 PM |
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Haban3ro
Posts: 1,197
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Oh, I'm sorry, I thoguht this was about sex WITH dummies...
Uh, you forgot the chapters about "Coyote Sex -- or How-to- gnaw-off-your-own-arm-or-leg-to-escape-a-creepy-person-you-only-met-because-you-were-going-for-a-"personal-best"-on-tequila-shots."
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| Mar 10, 2006 @ 9:14 PM |
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Angel54214
Posts: 18,174
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^^^  
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| Jul 16, 2006 @ 10:53 AM |
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Sunblynd
Posts: 63
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The Sports Fans Guide to Sex.
1. Masterbation and You.
2. No means No, but Yes means Maybe?
3. Female Anatomy 101 - mandatory prerequisite.
4. Tounge Fu - the martial art of making out.
5. Take Her Out To The Ballgame! - Getting to First base.
6. Why They Call It A Wonder Bra!
7. Take Her Out To The Ballgame 2 - Getting to Second base.
8. The Morals of Oral.
9. Take Her Out To The Ballgame 3 - Getting to Third base.
10. Raincoats and Airbags - how to install condoms and diaphrams.
11. Take Her Out To The Ballgame 4 - Stealing Home!
12. Extra Innings.
13. Play Book Of Sexual Positions.
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| Jul 16, 2006 @ 2:18 PM |
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waterfire
Posts: 2,946
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Darn, I did not know I would be asked to contribute instead I thought this thread was calling me to learn something.
I be quick today
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| Jul 17, 2006 @ 12:00 AM |
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robodad
Posts: 7,823
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Chapter 1 - Intro
page 1 - Introduce yourself to her/him
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| Apr 29, 2007 @ 3:43 PM |
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NebraskaAngel2007
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Chapter 01 wee willy and winka.
Chapter 02 Oh no, no means no!
Chapter 03 ambiance and mood or Wow what a romantic.
Chapter 04 Stupid s*** you don’t say or the stickies from MD forums.
Chapter 05 How to not suck at kissing or melting 101.
Chapter 06 How to touch or OMG, that feels good.
Chapter 07 Lickity split. Shooting for the big O!
Chapter 08 Suck, slurp, pop the rhythm of making him a slave.
Chapter 09 Boobies, more than a mouthful is a heck of lot of playground.
Chapter 10 In stormy weather wear your slicker.
Chapter 11 Basic positions or “How much you weigh?”
Chapter 12 Oh Gee where’s that spot?
Chapter 13 To cuddle or not to cuddle, that is the question.
Chapter 14 The end if you decided not to cuddle. Hittin it again (for those who cuddled).
Chapter 15 You wanna stick that where?
Chapter 16 Masturbation or you didn’t read the book.
GOOD ONE WULFCHYLD! LOL
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| Apr 29, 2007 @ 11:10 PM |
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spongebob777
Posts: 7,904
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THAT IS NOT A RIP CORD. 
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| Apr 29, 2007 @ 11:12 PM |
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spongebob777
Posts: 7,904
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It's more of a leash really. 
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| Apr 29, 2007 @ 11:13 PM |
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Empath
Posts: 5,288
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Grab on to it, and you can lead 'im anywhere
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