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| Apr 25, 2006 @ 7:49 PM |
7 kinds of sex
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soul_decisions
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Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".
The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on. 
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| Apr 25, 2006 @ 8:14 PM |
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tahoma
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Now that's a good one!
Thanks for the laugh Soul
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| Apr 25, 2006 @ 8:25 PM |
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soul_decisions
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you're welcome.......wasn't quite sure which thread to post it to
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| Apr 25, 2006 @ 8:32 PM |
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definitelydi
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Wow...I hate to say it, but I've had all 7 kinds!
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| Apr 25, 2006 @ 9:01 PM |
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waterfire
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| Jun 4 @ 8:25 PM |
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Loreli
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For the most part!
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| Jul 6 @ 3:28 AM |
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garyguitar
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Haa!! Social Security Sex. Good one. 
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| Jul 6 @ 3:37 AM |
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chubs
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no. 8...sometime after the divorce there is also the "one last time fer old time's sake" sex! 
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| Jul 15 @ 7:49 AM |
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alinafarace
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Good discussion about social security sex!!!! 
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| Jul 17 @ 6:41 PM |
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sensuouswoman
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OH for crissakes...............sex is sex!!!!
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| Jul 18 @ 9:15 AM |
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chubs
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 well, I kinda likes it when its hot, passionate, sensous, and not just sex, jhey! 
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| Jul 21 @ 4:56 AM |
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sweetzie08
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Thanks for the laugh..I've had all 7 too!
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| Jul 23 @ 12:47 PM |
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AwsumLover69
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I'm at 69 kinds !
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| Jul 23 @ 3:01 PM |
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Naughtynurse85
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What's sex again??? Been awhile seemed 2 have forgotten.
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| Jul 26 @ 12:22 AM |
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safaristars
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Thanks for posting this!! Smiles back at ya!
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| Jul 26 @ 1:10 AM |
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willsmalto
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is having sex with someone in your head considered sex too?
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| Jul 26 @ 8:18 PM |
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scorpiogirl36
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Sex???..can someone explain what that is to me?? 
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| Jul 26 @ 8:20 PM |
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BeachGuy
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bvue birds...yellow bees....have you been listening?!?!? 
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| Jul 28 @ 1:42 PM |
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tess35
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oh yeah
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