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| Apr 29, 2006 @ 5:21 PM |
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holding4u
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I was trying to cover most people's favorite two subjects - sex and happiness. Happy, happy, happy - I am happy because I am well medicated and have consumed vodka. Sex, - trying to remember. Everyone one say it is like riding a bike - just jump on and it will all come back to you. Jump on, you say. OK, I am going to hide behind the bushes and "jump on". Hope I remember how the rest of it goes. 
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| Apr 29, 2006 @ 6:08 PM |
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Earl47
Posts: 1,552
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Sure sex is enjoyable, but i have to be HAPPY, that's the most important of all things, is to be Happy, then if i love someone sex is okay and great. Also, i cannot be as happy if others around me aren't happy, because i care for people...Earl
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| Apr 29, 2006 @ 6:14 PM |
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holding4u
Posts: 1,098
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Earl, with enough medication you can be happy 24/7 
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| Apr 29, 2006 @ 6:40 PM |
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definitelydi
Posts: 12,602
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I'd rather be happy than have sex! 
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| Apr 29, 2006 @ 6:46 PM |
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Earl47
Posts: 1,552
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Yes medication helps when we need it true. But i have to be Happy, plus friends. But mainly that good old happiness, Listening to Karen Carpentor music works well for me, songs like rainy days and mondays always get me down, she's such a sweet heart.....Earl
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 12:54 AM |
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HarleysB_WV
Posts: 860
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Earl, with enough medication you can be happy 24/7
I have enough medication to be happy!!
Now about that sex and bicycle thing.....ummmm. If sex is like riding a bicycle does that mean I have to wear a helmet and pump hard with my legs?????  
And since men don't come with chains...what am I supposed to grease?? And where exactly do we put the playing cards to make that great little noise like they do on bicycle spokes?? Where can I hang my basket with the pretty little flowers on the front??  oops.nevermind. I know where to hang that......But what about the horn???? Any safe place to put the horn??? Cause sometimes you just have to blow. 
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 12:58 AM |
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richmondcowgirl83
Posts: 1,062
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I was never any good at riding a bike.... actually I was very good it was stopping that was a problem.... so when I'm done having sex is there going to be a bush from me to stop myself in.
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 2:22 AM |
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WickedWench
Posts: 1,613
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And since men don't come with chains...what am I supposed to grease?? And where exactly do we put the playing cards to make that great little noise like they do on bicycle spokes?? Where can I hang my basket with the pretty little flowers on the front?? oops.nevermind. I know where to hang that......But what about the horn???? Any safe place to put the horn??? Cause sometimes you just have to blow.
Harley you're gonna give me a heart attack I swear Girlie !
Holding has a point Earl. Nuff drugs and you can be happy alllllllllll day long. THEN sex is just as groovy as it should be.
Now if I had a choice? How can one not be happy if you're having sex? Just how does that work? Ain't never seen a woman sad while she's "riding her bicycle" ..
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 2:23 AM |
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JesterDrawers
Posts: 11,116
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Harleys -
Everyone one say it is like riding a bike I would have to disagree with this. Last time I tried this, she just looked at me real funny and shouted, "WTF are you doing????" I told her, "I'm pedaling!!!!!"
holding:OK, I am going to hide behind the bushes and "jump on". It doesn't work that way. I believe the way it works is you quit HIDING THE BUSH...and THEN jump on!!!!
richmond - so when I'm done having sex is there going to be a bush from me to stop myself in. I guess that all depends on who you're having sex with, doesn't it?
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 3:06 AM |
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WickedWench
Posts: 1,613
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Jester you're killing me here I swear! I'm laughing so hard I have tears running down my cheeks
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 11:26 AM |
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HarleysB_WV
Posts: 860
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It just occurred to me that there are so many different kinds of bicycles today, and no one ever said which bicycle sex was like. I mean if it's a mountain bike you all have those different gears and of course the frame work is different than say a street bike. Mountain bikes also have those thick rubber tires. Personally I like a nice 10 speed. Sleek frame, place for my water bottle, thinner tires, seat is narrow and short. Unlike those old banana seat bicycles of our youth. They had no gears and always did the same thing. Dang!! I can almost see a corrolation between bicycles and men!!!! Follow me on this one!!!! 
Tom Cruise = "10 speed" - Changes gears easily (wives), sleek, narrow in the seat!
Arnold S.(cause I can't spell his last name! )= "mountain bike"- Would take a lot of leg to ride that one!! Wider in the seat, and gears would be neccessary to maintain a lengthy ride!
Pauly Shore = Banana seat!!! - Long in the seat, old and comfortable. Everyone has ridden it!!!!
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 11:32 AM |
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JesterDrawers
Posts: 11,116
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They had no gears and always did the same thing. Dang!! I can almost see a corrolation between bicycles and men!!!!
Oooohhhh....you started treading in some DANGEROUS waters there, Harleys - but you dug yourself out quite nicely!!!!
You're too much...(and let's see...did you say you didn't like mountain bikes because of those thick rubbers???? oh wait....rubber tires!!!! sorry....)
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 2:43 PM |
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painter007
Posts: 17,853
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oh you mean bikes dont have ger shifts knobs? then what the heck was I yankin on?
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 3:19 PM |
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HARDNTX
Posts: 125
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You don't worry about that Painter...you were shifting all the right knobs...at the right time  you got us to where we were going
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 7:57 PM |
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painter007
Posts: 17,853
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is that why your legs were out to the sides and you were yelling Wheeeeee when we were going down hill?
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 8:06 PM |
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LanceVarden
Posts: 330
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LOL, Paint you kill me. Pretty and a wise-a$$. Where were you when I was running around single?
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 11:00 PM |
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Lee_Danger
Posts: 4,517
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I'm happy when I'm having sex. 
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 11:05 PM |
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painter007
Posts: 17,853
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lol yes I am a smart alec when you were single I was tormenting everone!
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| Apr 30, 2006 @ 11:14 PM |
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Loreli
Posts: 25,398
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What I don't like is how often the damn bikes get flats....
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| May 1, 2006 @ 12:11 AM |
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painter007
Posts: 17,853
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well when you get a flat just blow the tire up
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