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May 16, 2006 @ 12:40 PM Nocturnal Emissions!    
willsmalto


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ok guys without any embarrassement here, I got a "wet dream" last night. I haven't had it like in years, maybe a decade or so. I just hit 29 and find this kinda weird.

your ideas will be highly appreciated



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May 16, 2006 @ 2:55 PM Nocturnal Emissions!    
willsmalto


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ok I forgot this doesn't mean I haven't had sex in quite a long time ago but I think if my memory serves me right, I did get laid a couple of days ago. what's then the problem? taking into account the above mentioned and my age, is it normal, abnormal or just okay?



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May 16, 2006 @ 8:30 PM Nocturnal Emissions!    
Pete73052


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It means you're gay.
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May 16, 2006 @ 8:32 PM Nocturnal Emissions!    
TiNkErGrRrRrR


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I got a "wet dream" last night. I haven't had it like in years,

Spending too much time in the sex forums..
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May 16, 2006 @ 10:54 PM Nocturnal Emissions!    
willsmalto


Posts: 3,645
It means you're gay.


That's a good one pete..


Spending too much time in the sex forums..




ok maybe I should spend less or no time at all in the sex forum, huh? oh no way, this is sex we're talking about lol
ORRRR maybe I should do the sex forums more often now than before so I could be having more wet dreams.....cos It feels really great( lol like I died and went up to heaven) but kinda depressing the minute you get outta bed.







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May 16, 2006 @ 11:52 PM Nocturnal Emissions!    
Bobbelieu


Posts: 137
...I've never had one of those

Does this mean I'm saving up for a REAAALY BIG ONE sometime in the future??
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May 17, 2006 @ 12:35 AM Nocturnal Emissions!    
willsmalto


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...I've never had one of those


even at your teenage age? OMG!!!!! lol
I think you've got to slow down a lil bit...know what I mean?

IMO, the relationship between the rate of nocturnal emissions and sex could be expressed mathematically as follows:
the # of nocturnal emissions is directly proportional to somone's sex drive and inversely proportional to the rate at which someone gets laid.......I maybe wrong or right

Does this mean I'm saving up for a REAAALY BIG ONE sometime in the future??


Apparently


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May 17, 2006 @ 6:48 PM Nocturnal Emissions!    
mangolover60


Posts: 635
Geez, and I thought this thread was about having cabbage for dinner.


Don't light that match!
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May 19, 2006 @ 10:26 PM Nocturnal Emissions!    
Always_Striving


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^ Same thing he said.
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May 20, 2006 @ 1:00 AM Nocturnal Emissions!    
AngelLight


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I thought the thread had something to do with the emissions released from our cars, but only at night.....





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May 20, 2006 @ 1:03 AM Nocturnal Emissions!    
dowens


Posts: 869
GEEZ!...its been sooooo long for me. that I shoot out dust bunnies during my not-so-wet dreams!
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Aug 30, 2007 @ 10:09 PM Nocturnal Emissions!    
spongebob777


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GEEZ!...its been sooooo long for me. that I shoot out dust bunnies

LOL kinda like a dandelion when you "spawn"?
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Aug 31, 2007 @ 12:22 AM Nocturnal Emissions!    
willsmalto


Posts: 3,645
can't believe this thread got resurected lol. seems to me somebody "peed" their pants last nite
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Aug 31, 2007 @ 12:25 AM Nocturnal Emissions!    
READmyPROFILE


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<<<< Bed wetter....
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Aug 31, 2007 @ 12:43 AM Nocturnal Emissions!    
willsmalto


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Aug 31, 2007 @ 8:48 AM Nocturnal Emissions!    
spongebob777


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No nocturnal urination, just bored with the current crop of threads. There are some good ones way back in the past.
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Sep 6, 2007 @ 4:19 PM Nocturnal Emissions!    
Loreli


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Sponge
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Sep 6, 2007 @ 6:05 PM Nocturnal Emissions!    
indecipherable


Posts: 546
i haven't had one of those since I was probably 13. Loooooong time ago.
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Sep 7, 2007 @ 11:36 PM Nocturnal Emissions!    
NatGoat


Posts: 4,213
. . Only when I drive . . at Night . . !! . .
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Sep 28, 2007 @ 12:46 AM Nocturnal Emissions!    
Integritydad


Posts: 10
your fine

some men have them often some men only a few and years apart

YOUR FINE

dont worry about it

at all

ask the woman sometimes they miss a period FOR NO REASON at all

and sometimes when then do miss and have not had sex

they are happy about it

lol
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