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| May 21, 2006 @ 10:57 AM |
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spongebob777
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Somebody stole his blow up doll and he called the cops to report it. I wonder if he hoped to get it back or what?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0517061haze1.html
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| May 21, 2006 @ 11:00 AM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Must have been fond of it.. 
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| May 21, 2006 @ 11:18 AM |
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LongHairRandy
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He probably didn't want to start a new "relationship", or go through the ordeal of finding "the PERFECT one"  I hope he gets it back, wouldn't want to see such a crime go unsolved, since law enforcement has nothing better to do. 
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| May 21, 2006 @ 11:21 AM |
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Loreli
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He probably stashed it so he could have his fun AND his money back...
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| May 21, 2006 @ 11:22 AM |
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spongebob777
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Well if the cops find it and discover that it's been "used" maybe they can charge the perps with unlawfull entry. 
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| May 21, 2006 @ 11:26 AM |
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Pete73052
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If it was the doll's first time - maybe Breaking and Entering.
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| May 21, 2006 @ 11:56 AM |
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MotownManiax
Posts: 7,881
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Hey, you haven't seen my, oops, I mean that guy's doll, have you? 
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| May 21, 2006 @ 1:58 PM |
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nightrider3281
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i just hope if he gets it back it doesn;t have diffenent dna on it or i would have to chunk it 
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| May 21, 2006 @ 7:58 PM |
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waterfire
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| May 21, 2006 @ 9:33 PM |
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jim9562
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it's mine now and i'm not giving it back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she told me she loves me! i think that's what that squeaking noise was  ,,,,,,,,,,,,, 
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| May 21, 2006 @ 9:35 PM |
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silknpearls
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I guess that is one way to get "some" jim!
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| May 21, 2006 @ 10:21 PM |
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MotownManiax
Posts: 7,881
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Jim, I call mine Shirley, how 'bout yours?
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| May 21, 2006 @ 10:26 PM |
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jim9562
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squeaky,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,now if i can only get her to stop laying around all the time,,,,,,,,,never met a woman so lazy 
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| May 21, 2006 @ 10:26 PM |
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spongebob777
Posts: 7,904
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Airy Jane.
Some friends from work once bought me a blow up sheep called a "love ewe" her name was Baabraa.
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| May 21, 2006 @ 10:54 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Some friends from work once bought me a blow up sheep called a "love ewe" her name was Baabraa.
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| May 21, 2006 @ 10:58 PM |
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spongebob777
Posts: 7,904
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The secretary at the shop was one of those women who led a "sheltered" life. She thought it was a pool toy. I told her "I suppose I could play with it in the pool".
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| May 21, 2006 @ 11:03 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
Posts: 13,791
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I suppose I could play with it in the pool
Well if she drowned you could perform mouth to mouth..
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| May 21, 2006 @ 11:06 PM |
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MotownManiax
Posts: 7,881
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Two Old Men
Two old men go to an escort service house. The madam asks them what they want. They say women. She asks, "How old are you?" They say 90.
So she tells one of the girls to take them upstairs and put each of them in a room with a blow up doll. So they go upstairs and do their thing.
When they come back downstairs the first old man asks the other "How was it?" The other one says "I think she was dead, she just layed there, how was yours?"
"I think mine was a witch."
"A witch"?
"Yeah, I bit her on the tit, she farted and flew out the window."
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| May 21, 2006 @ 11:08 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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"Yeah, I bit her on the tit, she farted and flew out the window."
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| May 22, 2006 @ 1:14 AM |
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richmondcowgirl83
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someone should send that poor man a new doll, his address was posted on the report.
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