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| Jun 17, 2006 @ 8:41 PM |
Sex Laws..kinda long but interesting
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torees121
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"Female breasts," according to the Arizona Supreme Court, don't constitute "private parts" under state law.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
The T'ang Dynasty Empress Wu Hu passed a special law concerning oral sex. She felt that a woman pleasuring a man represented the supremacy of the male over the female. Therefore, she insisted all visiting male dignitaries show their respect by pleasuring her orally when meeting. The empress would throw open her robe and her guest would kneel before her and kiss her genitals.
There is, in fact, an Illinois law that prohibits a number of thingsone of which is a public erection, another is nude dancing. The prohibition against the public erection has never been challenged in the Supreme Court, but the prohibition against nude dancing has.
In 100 A.D., the Teutons, an Germanic tribe, would punish anyone caught as a prostitute by suffocating them in excrement.
The vow of a Roman vestal virgin lasted 30 years. If she engaged in sex before then, she was punished by being buried alive.
In 17th century Spain, it was illegal for anyone other than a woman's husband to see her bare feet. A woman could freely expose her breasts, but feet were considered sexual and had to be covered in the presence of men other than her husband.
The Romans would crush a first-time rapist's gonads between two stones.
In China, women are prohibited from walking around a hotel room in the nude. A woman may be naked only while in the bathroom.
In Pompeii, a special law was directed at prostitutes. They had to dye their hair either blue, red or yellow in order to be able to work.
In Indiana, mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a "tendency to habitually kiss other humans."
Six thousand years ago, Egyptians, the first to punish sex crimes with castration, would completely castrate a male convicted of rape. A women found guilty of adultery would find herself without a nose, the thinking being that without a nose, it would be harder to find someone to share in her adulterous ways.
Up until 1884, a woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex.
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exceptionprophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
While not as extreme as the ancient Israelite punishment for adultery (stoning), Greek men still had their fair share of discomfort when their pubic hair was removed and a large radish was shoved up their rectum.
In Alabama, it's against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage."
There are men in Guam whose full-time job it is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Why? Under the law in Guam, it is forbidden for virgins to marry.
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover may be killed in any manner desired.
In Mississippi, S & M is against the law. Specifically, "The depiction or description of flagellation or torture by or upon a person who is nude or in undergarments or in a bizarre or revealing costume for the purpose of sexual gratification."
As recently as 1990, these states had laws against the use of dildos: Idaho, Utah, Arizona, Oklahoma, Minnesota, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Massachusetts, Rhode Island and Washington D.C.
In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.
In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
An excerpt from Kentucky state legislation: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
In Michigan a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.
Under Lebanese law, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is expressly forbidden.
In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
Women can sell items and be topless in Liverpool, Englandbut only in tropical fish stores.
In the state of Texas it is a misdemeanor if two men engage in oral and or anal sex. The same law does'nt apply to men and women engaging in the same activity with each other.
In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.
In the state of Utah, sex with an animalunless performed for prof
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| Jun 17, 2006 @ 9:11 PM |
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spongebob777
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Therefore, she insisted all visiting male dignitaries show their respect by pleasuring her orally when meeting. The empress would throw open her robe and her guest would kneel before her and kiss her genitals.
Guess we better be carefull who we elect.
The Romans would crush a first-time rapist's gonads between two stones.
Seems reasonable.
In Indiana, mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a "tendency to habitually kiss other humans."
My dogs don't seem to mind.
In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.
You've heard of people mounting their fish?
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
Yet they have us over a barrel and they're goin deep.
It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.
John McCain is from Arizona
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| Jun 18, 2006 @ 4:45 PM |
Sex Laws..kinda long but interesting
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WickedWench
Posts: 1,613
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The T'ang Dynasty Empress Wu Hu passed a special law concerning oral sex...........all visiting male dignitaries show their respect by pleasuring her orally when meeting
I think this one ought to be a LAW in EVERY COUNTRY for ALL women!! 
The Romans would crush a first-time rapist's gonads between two stones
Can we implement this one here too?
In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.
I can sleep better at nite knowing this
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| Jun 18, 2006 @ 5:04 PM |
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observed50
Posts: 407
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But Wicked...
Aren't you more concerned with the dudes having sex with a dead fish???
And who do you think was caught doing the life fish???
*checks family geneology*
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| Jun 18, 2006 @ 5:09 PM |
Sex Laws..kinda long but interesting
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torees121
Posts: 739
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I think this one ought to be a LAW in EVERY COUNTRY for ALL women!!
I totally agree Wicked 
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| Jun 18, 2006 @ 5:10 PM |
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WickedWench
Posts: 1,613
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Hmm let me think on this one.
Dead fish....................oral sex
Dead fish.....................oral sex
"Survey says!!!"
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| Jun 18, 2006 @ 5:12 PM |
Sex Laws..kinda long but interesting
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JenRNinOhio
Posts: 4,157
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crush a first-time rapist's gonads between two stones
And it specifically states "first-time" ... and then I wonder... Is there a law for a two time offender.... and if so, how the hell did he do it the 2nd time?
*Jen walks away in a dazed & confused state...slowly shaking her head*
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| Jun 18, 2006 @ 5:18 PM |
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observed50
Posts: 407
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Jen...now surely ya know...erectile function doth not require a gonad...
But I'd hate to think the punishment...crushed pepe...poor thing!
And Wicked...didja get the survey results?
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| Jun 18, 2006 @ 6:00 PM |
Sex Laws..kinda long but interesting
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funpt187
Posts: 37
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a live fish that is stranre well a chicken is illegal in tx
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| Jun 18, 2006 @ 11:13 PM |
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momma24
Posts: 410
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hey fun...um...how do you know that?....do you have a chicken history?
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| Jun 19, 2006 @ 12:24 AM |
Sex Laws..kinda long but interesting
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WickedWench
Posts: 1,613
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And Wicked...didja get the survey results?
Sure did Observed. You're good to go.
And being that I'm an "Empress" in my own mind, you can come visit me and be a dignitary.
Btw did I mention I'm going to have the Dynasty Empress WooHoo's law implemented here in Canada?
 
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