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Smell of a womans pee?!


Jun 26, 2006 @ 10:12 AM Smell of a womans pee?!    
definitelydi


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This is just for Will!

Is girl pee different in odor to man pee? Do you ask them not to wash their hands so you can sample the aroma?
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Jun 26, 2006 @ 11:51 AM Smell of a womans pee?!    
chinabull2000


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Jun 26, 2006 @ 12:03 PM Smell of a womans pee?!    
observed50


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Di> Have they recently had a good helping of Asparagus???

I think there are some very important tools for determining the difference...but first we have to know if we're trying to get through the asparagus curtain...



And are we smelling it in a restroom...or where exactly. Since men in a restroom tend to pee on the walls, the stalls, and drip from the floor to the sink...the smell is more about environmental cues and the lack of being able to hit the broad side of a barn when using the worm hose. Because women cheat and sit down, restricting the splish splash to a confined area....with maybe a bit of drip/sprinkle on the seat...there is a whole lack of environmental inputs that men have to deal with. Like...when you have urinal cakes distributed randomly around a restroom for all this misses...it tends to mask whether or not there is a male odor that isn't in parallel with those awesome cakes.

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Jun 26, 2006 @ 12:26 PM Smell of a womans pee?!    
willsmalto


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This is just for Will!




di, you kinda got me here.....I've never tried to make out the difference between a gal's pee and that of a man....lack of practical experience. to the best of my theoritical knowledge, i don't think pee...be it man's or woman's has got any particular scent. many factors do influence it like the weather, the food we eat, drugs, liquor, the pee's concentration etc.
I don't think pee's aromatic either

This is sort of an assignment for me...."smell of a woman's pee"...you'll have to give me sometime for the practical research
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Jun 26, 2006 @ 2:07 PM Smell of a womans pee?!    
robodad


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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
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Jun 26, 2006 @ 2:16 PM Smell of a womans pee?!    
definitelydi


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I recall metioning that you may have too much time on your hands...pair it up with too much pee (on your hands) and you should be quite the busy bee!

Research is dirty work, but someone has to do it!
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Jun 26, 2006 @ 2:51 PM Smell of a womans pee?!    
chinabull2000


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I wonder if pee is like love-juices.. ya know, maybe pineapple would make it taste nicer. What do you reckon Will?
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Jun 26, 2006 @ 4:16 PM Smell of a womans pee?!    
WickedWench


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Because women cheat and sit down


WE.....do not cheat!!

We have no choice but to sit our butts down and urinate. The other option is to "hover-craft" the toilet seat because the last person there left "prezzies" all over it.{Likley some homosapien of the male gender} If you choose to not "hover" and place one's tushie down, it sticks to one's delicate tushdom (insert big ewwwwww here),causing said innocent unsuspecting female to take the freakin toilet with her when she stands up!!!! How grody is THAT?

How easy do you think it is to "hover-butt" it pal? Ever tried it?

I thought not!!!

But men on the other hand, have choices. They can sit. They can lean. They can stand. They can tilt forward or backwards. Hell they can even draw pictures in the snow if they're outside in winter

And you still can't hit the damn toilet?

Makes ya wonder how the frig you ever made it to the moon with your aim so BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jun 26, 2006 @ 4:25 PM Smell of a womans pee?!    
spongebob777


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Aw gee wizz
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Jun 26, 2006 @ 6:03 PM Smell of a womans pee?!    
Loreli


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How easy do you think it is to "hover-butt" it pal? Ever tried it?


Yeah-let's see ya'll do the "duck and tuck".......
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Jun 26, 2006 @ 7:28 PM Smell of a womans pee?!    
observed50


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Duck and Tuck? What the sam hill is duck and tuck???

Listen.,..try as you might...I know you guys have experimented with writing on surfaces too, so don't give me no innocent crap like "boo hoo...we can't do that!" I saw a girl (hippie of course) write her name in Olde English calligraphy...utilizing the voluminous flow from her well aimed ureter...so don't try that on me...

Though I admit...she was good. I watched her write the beginning of "The Tale of Two Cities.." that way...gave me a whole new understanding of "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."

And you don't think men haven't walked away with a toilet seat stuck to their bootocks??? Well...how would you explain some of those things you see in jeans out there?


And who said we made it to the moon??? When did we do that??? Does Pat Robertson know about this????

Now lets see...where was I....ahhh yes...putting butter on the asparagus.

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Jun 26, 2006 @ 8:00 PM Smell of a womans pee?!    
luvshorses644


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Lori...

Love ya lady.. but "duck & tuck"... are you talkin about us woman folk going out in the woods??? Ya know like when we have to shimmy down and tuck the jeans?

And for the record Observed, dear Dr....are you sure it was a gal (hippie notwithstanding) that you saw writing English Calligraphy? Me thinks that no matter how "talented" she may have been unless you have the "equipment" .. it ain't happening! I splained that to my daughter when she was itty bitty after she saw her bro (who was 11 months older). The very next time she attempted to stand and hit the potty.. and I had to splain to her that she didn't have the "tool" for the job.. and then she cried.. "but, I want one"... (now, she still does, but I think not for the same purpose)... did I say that outloud????

And we all know why men get the seat stuck to their buttocks... it's called the reading post for them... and on one episode of Tim the Tool Man.. he did a skit about the MAN bathroom!!!

And I have witness man mooning.. so I guess yall did make it there!!!!
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Jun 26, 2006 @ 8:04 PM Smell of a womans pee?!    
WickedWench


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Well...how would you explain some of those things you see in jeans out there?



Banana's. .. socks..whatever it is you guys stuff down there Toilet seats wouldn't be it so you can tell stuff that one in your corn cob pipe.

I think you were doing some might fine recreational drugs if you thought you saw a woman write "They were the best of times etc". with pee.

And that doesn't change the fact y'all can't hit the broad side of the barn with a tractor never mind a urinal

And we all know it was a female giving directions so you'd make it TO the moon.... we tell ya all the time where to go
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Jun 26, 2006 @ 8:12 PM Smell of a womans pee?!    
definitelydi


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Maybe she was catheterized! She could direct her flow then!
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Jun 27, 2006 @ 4:35 AM Smell of a womans pee?!    
apmnally


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a womans pee does have a stronger smell when ovulating
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Jun 27, 2006 @ 4:50 AM Smell of a womans pee?!    
DoorWatcher


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Oh....c'mon........who's sniffing????? Puke!!!!!
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Jun 27, 2006 @ 7:26 AM Smell of a womans pee?!    
Goodness_Gracie


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Men have more options in this department!!
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Jun 27, 2006 @ 9:19 AM Smell of a womans pee?!    
WickedWench


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Men have more options in this department



Yes they do and you'd figure with more options they'd hit the damn toilet just once in a while

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Jun 27, 2006 @ 9:20 AM Smell of a womans pee?!    
lj450


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more options about smelling womens pee? I dont get it.
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Jun 27, 2006 @ 10:56 AM Smell of a womans pee?!    
Loreli


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To explain? Squattin over then tucking a guys "appendage" to aim better....rather than standing up.....

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