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Apr 20 @ 7:46 PM I believe! I believe!    
SunBabe


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Those counter-curses WORKED

But c'mon guys, couldn't you have had Jesus tell those little fvkrs who blew out the rear windows of my Jimmy last night to just shoot out one window, not two?

My own spells worked on the garage door, though -- they couldn't get in ...and Hah! One of them dropped his glove -- the cops may be playing the Cinderella routine at the local middle school this week.

On the other hand, I may have made a new friend in town. I also had a great, satisfying meal at the diner, bought a couple of interesting books at the dollar store (and Junior Mints!) and found a great pair of shoes at Payless. I can counter-counter curse and still wind up with a smile (even if my car's full of broken glass )



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Apr 20 @ 7:50 PM I believe! I believe!    
Heaveninawildflower


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OMG, not while you were in it I hope! I
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Apr 20 @ 7:52 PM I believe! I believe!    
SunBabe


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I think I'd have a little more to say about "curses" if I'd been in it ~grin~

So much for trying to sell it now, though.
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Apr 20 @ 7:56 PM I believe! I believe!    
kattsmeow


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Pellet guns ya think? Will your insurance take car of it?
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Apr 20 @ 8:01 PM I believe! I believe!    
Angel54214


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Ah so it was your curse Sun that gave my chariot front window a crack in it. That curse has got to be buried in the ground some where etched in stone.

Who's got shovels? Mom where is your shovel?? Sun's ground has a curse
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Apr 20 @ 8:02 PM I believe! I believe!    
bevrice


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I am sorry, sun, but glad you have a new friend and weren't in the car.

Lol, I hope lois has already had the chicken pox.
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Apr 20 @ 8:12 PM I believe! I believe!    
SunBabe


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No problem. I'm going to sprinkle sea salt around my whole property line -- of course that may kill the plants and the trees, which will drop their dead branches on my roof, which will back up the water when it rains and leak between the wooden roof shingles into my dining room where my coffee pot is for now and I'll get electrocuted when I go to pour a cup.........

Aw, forget it...I'm just going to perch on the roof at night with my OWN pellet gun "An eye for an eye"...or was that "You're going to put someone's eye out with that thing!" (I get the messages from God mixed up with messages from Mom sometimes )
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Apr 20 @ 8:18 PM I believe! I believe!    
bevrice


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Lol, that is funny.

Don't use the pellet gun, you MIGHT put out someone's eye for sure.
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Apr 20 @ 8:28 PM I believe! I believe!    
SunBabe


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I happen to have an entire 220v circuit that's unused in my garage. ...makes my creative juices start to flow thinking of how to create an effective perimeter defense system. If the li'l buggers are multi-pierced... OK, OK, I'll admit to being a TINY bit "evil" now and then even if it's only in my imagination.
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Apr 20 @ 9:00 PM I believe! I believe!    
BandTMom


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Did someone say shovel?

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Apr 20 @ 9:02 PM I believe! I believe!    
Angel54214


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We are saved!
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Apr 20 @ 9:03 PM I believe! I believe!    
BandTMom


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Believe in Mom.
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Apr 20 @ 9:06 PM I believe! I believe!    
sealacamp


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I happen to have an entire 220v circuit that's unused in my garage.

That would only tick someone off. What you need is a good 50,000 to 100,000 volt telsa tower and I promise you that no one that touches a wire juiced with that will come back to bother you ever again.

S
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Apr 20 @ 9:16 PM I believe! I believe!    
SunBabe


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Height restrictions per zoning, unfortunately.

And I don't really want to fry the neighborhood cats.

Oh yeh, I've got the town swimming pool out my back yard. Ouch!!
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Apr 20 @ 9:56 PM I believe! I believe!    
j_goose


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Those counter-curses WORKED

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Aug 28 @ 7:56 PM I believe! I believe!    
SunBabe


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BTW, it was THREE windows!

Must be one of those "Third time's the charm" thingies.

Sure wish I could have given that $705 to a neighbor instead of the glass company so she could have her abscessed tooth extracted instead. (She's very Christian but admits her prayers to Jesus haven't helped in the least. I gave her a couple of evil magic potions: Usnea tincture and oil of clove. )
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Aug 28 @ 7:59 PM I believe! I believe!    
Aeromuse


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Harsh
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Aug 29 @ 11:16 AM I believe! I believe!    
Loreli


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Your thought of her was so nice, Sunny!
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Aug 29 @ 12:55 PM I believe! I believe!    
LanceVarden7


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I happen to have an entire 220v circuit that's unused in my garage. ...makes my creative juices start to flow thinking of how to create an effective perimeter defense system.
bev uses her 220v for her toys.

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