| Jun 19, 2008 @ 12:02 PM |
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pamdemonium
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 Love you too. 
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| Jun 19, 2008 @ 12:22 PM |
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unionman154
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Dam you women. Your causing my lust level to be dangerously high.
Now I am frustrated and the worst kind of frustrated sexually.
I have been celibate for so many years and to the point of sexual frustration that if Nat would put a wig on and high heels, I would fck him. 
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| Jun 19, 2008 @ 12:53 PM |
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unionman154
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You fcker Hammertime. I know what is going on here. You started this thread in the religion and spirituality forum to lure my innocent Christian Soul in here knowing in the end my perverted, kinky and sexually frustrated mind would take over my wonderful spirituality.
Well done you Mother Fcker and Heathen 
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| Jun 19, 2008 @ 1:19 PM |
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hammertime
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To me, any expression is spiritual in the sense that it comes from within. If that is what comes from within you then so be it but I take no responsibility for your actions. Who do you think I am? God?
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| Jun 19, 2008 @ 9:28 PM |
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unionman154
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Well if you are God please bring back the three lovely ladies I seem to have scared off. lol
I hate to be a thread killer. 
Hail Hammertime full of grace the Lord is with thee I mean you are the Lord.
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| Jun 19, 2008 @ 9:32 PM |
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BandTMom
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All hail, Hammer!
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| Jun 19, 2008 @ 10:34 PM |
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unionman154
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Hi Mom  Queen of the Forums.
This is my kind of thread. No debating, no arguing, no googleing and I can do what I do best in the Forums be off topic. 
I still haven't gotten over losing my first debate to you Mom.
I here by demand a rebate. lol You pick the topic. I will show no mercy this time.
[Edited on 6/19/2008 10:45 PM]
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| Jun 19, 2008 @ 10:35 PM |
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SpiritOrnery
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A rebate?
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| Jun 19, 2008 @ 10:55 PM |
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hammertime
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I suppose I am god. After all Jesus said we all are.
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| Jun 19, 2008 @ 11:00 PM |
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16knots
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pffftttt. dont believe you Hammer. "The God" had three persona..... Either God was of three Gods or he was Three Gods of One God.
Where the hell is your trinity?????  
You wanna be God then do it properly.
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| Jun 19, 2008 @ 11:02 PM |
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hammertime
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So, I'll have to get myself a MPD. I'll just have to figure out who the other two people will be....
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| Jun 20, 2008 @ 6:06 AM |
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BandTMom
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Rebate??
Can I have $50.00?
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| Jun 20, 2008 @ 8:48 AM |
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unionman154
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No problemo Mom as long as you put $20.00 in Father IDon'tBelieveInGod's offering plate.
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| Jun 20, 2008 @ 8:51 AM |
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EternalFlame
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I thought the donation plate was for panties.
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| Jun 20, 2008 @ 8:56 AM |
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unionman154
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Hammertime is God!! I see he has already brought back one of the lovely ladies. 
Good Morning EternalFlameThatFlickersInMyHeart.
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| Jun 20, 2008 @ 8:59 AM |
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pamdemonium
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I thought the donation plate was for panties.
Um...the collection plate is being disinfected. 
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| Jun 20, 2008 @ 9:17 AM |
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unionman154
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In a matter of minutes two thirds of my prayer have been answered.
Hammertime You Rock as a GOD. 
Good Morning Pam.
Some cheap bastard tossed a slice of tomato in the plate.
Father IamAHeathen will be offering a special mass for all those who came down with Salmonella.
He would also like to announce the drive for thongs has been a great success. God is Great
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| Jun 20, 2008 @ 9:49 AM |
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pamdemonium
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They can all have my thongs.....I prefer granny panties. So proud I am.
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| Jun 20, 2008 @ 9:53 AM |
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EternalFlame
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I don't like thongs either. I don't need my crack flossed, but thanks!
I wear sexy boy-briefs
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| Jun 20, 2008 @ 9:54 AM |
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LaughTillYaPuke
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Um...the collection plate is being disinfected.
Well that is just RUDE! And I don't wear thongs, so those aren't mine. I wear low cut cheekies! 
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