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| Jun 19 @ 9:20 AM |
This little girl must've been a fundamentalist
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Thor1960303
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A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we're not having any of that brokeback mountain shit in our garden.'
Brings a tear to your eye...doesn't it.
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| Jun 19 @ 9:21 AM |
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hammertime
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| Jun 19 @ 2:15 PM |
This little girl must've been a fundamentalist
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kattsmeow
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| Jun 19 @ 3:25 PM |
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LanceVarden7
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| Jun 19 @ 3:41 PM |
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Angel54214
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The Daddy forgot to tell her..."two shall be as one flesh"
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| Jun 19 @ 4:55 PM |
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sealacamp
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| Jun 19 @ 8:18 PM |
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Thor1960303
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Nice comeback,Angel,your wit is indeed sharp! 
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| Jun 19 @ 8:28 PM |
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Angel54214
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Thor... 
Hey guess what else? Daddy was playing in the garden and so was Adam! But where is Mommy (Eve)? My hunch is she was playing "patty cake", with the family pet!
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