| Jul 21 @ 10:37 AM |
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hammertime
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The god I'd like to invent is one that is interactive, that answers all calls and is benevolent. This god would create world in total harmony and peace because this god is perfect and creates things in his image and likeness. There would be no crime, no disease, no violence, no death but perhaps a bodily renewal. Humans would be extremely intelligent and converse with god on a daily basis and animals would be able to converse with god and humans too.
We can consume food for pleasure but it wouldn't be necessary as our bodies are perfect and can get its nourishment from the air, the sun has a built in bio-generator.
Thats a start.... Lets see how this god grows....
May God bless you with eternal love and happiness. 
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| Jul 21 @ 1:08 PM |
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hammertime
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This God being perfect and all powerful will materialize as a human whenever he wishes to interact with humans as a human. In fact, you can call God to visit you at anytime just to say hello.
Since God is everywhere, people can have God visit them anytime and at the same time.
Its a perfect world, a perfect life. No troubles, no evil, nothing bad at all. Everyone is happy.
May God shine his goodness upon you.
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| Jul 21 @ 1:15 PM |
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Cynbaby
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Sounds like a nice place to be 
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| Jul 21 @ 1:21 PM |
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16knots
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This sounds more like a real God.
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| Jul 21 @ 1:22 PM |
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willowy1
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There would be no crime, no disease, no violence, no death but perhaps a bodily renewal. Humans would be extremely intelligent and converse with god on a daily basis and animals would be able to converse with god and humans too. Sounds just like Utopia or Eden! 
Then the damned second wife (scapegoat) forces the big strong man to eat the pomegranate and they will get kicked out of their subsidized housing and have to live under the bridge.
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| Jul 21 @ 1:35 PM |
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hammertime
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This sounds more like a real God. Of course its a real God. Its invented by a real person. Where else would God come from? Nothing?
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| Jul 21 @ 1:37 PM |
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Cynbaby
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So why a need for a god? This can be done on your own 
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| Jul 21 @ 1:37 PM |
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hammertime
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Sounds just like Utopia or Eden! Of course it is. Wouldn't you invent a God this way too? Now, if you were a barbarian, wouldn't you create a god just like you? One that would wipe out the whole world and create natural disasters to punish people?
The better you are, the better your god.
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| Jul 21 @ 1:38 PM |
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hammertime
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So why a need for a god? This can be done on your own Well we need a god to thank for creating the whole world. It doesn't matter that we created the god. God could thank us for creating him.
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| Jul 21 @ 1:39 PM |
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Cynbaby
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Thank you  God 
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| Jul 21 @ 1:47 PM |
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LaughTillYaPuke
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How about a God that would allow you to have sex without getting pregnant?
No STD's
And heck...I want to have a penis for a day too.
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| Jul 21 @ 1:48 PM |
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willowy1
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But Hammer a perfect world is a boring world what say you we invent a ?
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| Jul 21 @ 2:01 PM |
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hammertime
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How about a God that would allow you to have sex without getting pregnant? Well, we do have contraceptives......
No STD's And prophylactics.
And heck...I want to have a penis for a day too. I'm sure Goose will let you borrow his. 
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| Jul 21 @ 2:03 PM |
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hammertime
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But Hammer a perfect world is a boring world what say you we invent a ?
Well you're talking about an impish sort of mischievous being, nothing evil there. God wants you to have fun and enjoy life. No one is getting hurt so there is no evil.
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| Jul 21 @ 2:05 PM |
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hammertime
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But of course, in a perfect world we don't have to worry about anything. Nothing that isn't meant to happen, won't happen. No one gets hurt and the body renews itself. No diseases, no crime, no pain. It won't be boring either because you can have all the fun you want. God loves you.
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| Jul 21 @ 2:05 PM |
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LaughTillYaPuke
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But...but...there is a certain amount of pleasure to be found in a certain amount of pain.....
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| Jul 21 @ 2:07 PM |
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hammertime
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pain doesn't mean damage. No pain, no gain as they say. Damage is something very different. The pain you speak about is no worse than getting pinched. God loves you. He'll look out for you.
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| Jul 21 @ 2:08 PM |
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LaughTillYaPuke
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He wants to watch too?  
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| Jul 21 @ 2:09 PM |
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Cynbaby
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^^^you can tell Puke's getting ready for her big camping trip
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| Jul 21 @ 2:11 PM |
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hammertime
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Puke
You better bring some Off so you and Goose can get off.
May God bless you with eternal love and happiness.
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