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hammertime
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I've been looking for a way to avoid shaving everyday. Its very time consuming especially when I'm in a hurry. Sometimes I cut my face. Sometimes I'd rather have a 5 o'clock shadow. Women consider that sexy. Perhaps I can keep a 24 hour 5 o'clock shadow all the time. Maybe I'll do that for a week and do the close shave every other week. It all depends on my mood.
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| Aug 30 @ 5:11 PM |
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Thor1960303
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Hammer,
It is so written:
Book of Toiletries, Chapter 3 , verse 2 1 to:23
"21 He who escheweth the razor.Let him seek ye a priest of terrible holy laser light of the Lord. 22 And he shall smite thy whiskers and blesseth thee with a face, the smoothness of which will be as the touch of the young roe.23 Thy member shall be blessed with the hardness of the unicorn's horn and thy days of shaving toil will be no more."
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| Aug 30 @ 5:12 PM |
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canadianbbw
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Shoot, I thought you were talking about something else. 
See, I can't discern things well, being devoid of the Holy Spirit. 
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| Aug 30 @ 5:15 PM |
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16knots
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I dont believe in your wet razor shaving. It is evil!!! It cuts one's face and even when its blunt it still insists on being the razor.
The electric platinum know how to shave truly.
Any fundamental cut throat razor users here?
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| Aug 30 @ 5:30 PM |
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Thor1960303
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The electric platinum know how to shave truly
Yea verily, brother, thou hast a devil. The devil can assume any pleasing form and tempt thee with convenience and ease of the electric razor of Babylon. Thy whiskers are a sin chastisement from the Lord, and one must purify thy face with the steel edge of the His Righteousness. His chaffs and nicks will fortify thy soul and thou shalt annoint thyself with the soothing yet stinging astringent after shave of the Holy Spirit.
Thus sayeth the the Book of Manly Facial Hair, Chapter 10, vs 5-9.
[Edited on 8/30/2008 5:43 PM]
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| Aug 30 @ 5:39 PM |
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bevrice
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I was almost afraid to read this one, lol, knots, I said ALMOST afraid.
Do like thor said, go ye to the people of the lasers.
There is just something about a clean shaven man. LOL, NO WHISKER BURN, at least for me.
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| Aug 30 @ 5:43 PM |
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Thor1960303
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I'm about 1/8th Native American. I only shave around 2 to 3 times a week. I can't grow a beard.
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| Aug 30 @ 5:47 PM |
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hammertime
Posts: 14,071
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Yea verily, brother, thou hast a devil. The devil can assume any pleasing form and tempt thee with convenience and ease of the electric razor of Babylon. Thy whiskers are a sin chastisement from the Lord, and one must purify thy face with the steel edge of the His Righteousness.
Amen Thor
See, I can't discern things well, being devoid of the Holy Spirit. You don't discern these things because you just don't know where to get it. Holy Spirit After Shave can be found at fine haberdasheries everywhere.... 
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| Aug 30 @ 5:50 PM |
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hammertime
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The Shaved can be for women too.  Some make a special journey to the Holy Land Brazil. Its a hard choice to make. Shaved or Waxed.
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| Aug 30 @ 6:25 PM |
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bevrice
Posts: 11,145
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I would chose, once, lasered doesn't hurt and doesn't come back.
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| Aug 30 @ 6:32 PM |
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BandTMom
Posts: 28,234
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See, I can't discern things well, being devoid of the Holy Spirit.
I believe in shaving.....hot shower, Dove soap, sharp razor. There ya go.
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| Aug 30 @ 7:13 PM |
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Cynbaby
Posts: 930
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5:00 shadow is soooooooo European, so Sexy
ummmmm, not a women, we are talking men here 
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| Aug 30 @ 7:29 PM |
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16knots
Posts: 3,627
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You people are sooooo ignorant! You dont know what you are talking about!
The Platinum razor is eveready charged and full of the force.
5 oclock shadow is the dark side and cynful!
CHOOSE YOU THIS DAY!!!
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| Aug 30 @ 10:44 PM |
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horizon000
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thank you brother knots,
you truly are bald. You are a good example of those with no hair on the face.
hammer, i have tried to sit here while yuo talk about the new age razor, you know, and you will NEVER feel the joy of a truly smooth face, you know. i used to wax and plucked even. I FOUND the razor. That is all I will say about it you know.
You will never know smoothness with out it. The path you follow is no good, you know, and I think about your five O'clock shadow and pray fou you to find the razor. You have know the razor is the ONE TRUE way to remove unwanted hair,LOL, i know there is a razor in your cupboard you know, and you fear to use it. I have missed spots when shaving, I am human, you know, but am not as hairy as some here.
I could never be that HAIRY. you all look at me for once being hairy but now I am shaved. I don't care if you think that,LOL, you know. I know where my Razor is, DO YOU, LOL. You will be hairy like the other wolves here, LOL, who have hair. you know, you know you nedd a razor and CANNOT DENY IT>>
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| Aug 30 @ 10:48 PM |
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pamdemonium
Posts: 14,507
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 Excellent, Horizon! Excellent.
If your hairiness offends you, I'm volunteering to pluck it out.
[Edited on 8/30/2008 10:50 PM]
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| Aug 30 @ 10:50 PM |
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BandTMom
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Enlighten the ignorant on this RAZOR, Mater Horizon.
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| Aug 30 @ 10:52 PM |
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pamdemonium
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He's busy right now. I'm plucking the daylights out of him.
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| Aug 30 @ 10:54 PM |
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BandTMom
Posts: 28,234
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Well carry on then.
I've done my plucking for the day. 
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| Aug 30 @ 10:58 PM |
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horizon000
Posts: 924
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thanyou, you are a true inspiration to us all.
I can have a beard, you know, and it doesn't matter because I am shaved. I took the RAZOR. I have the RAZOR with me always. I do not need the taunts of those with hair and you who choose to follow flash new age face shavors. I have the RAZOR and am SHAVED, LOL, you know.
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| Aug 30 @ 11:02 PM |
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pamdemonium
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You know why you have the RAZOR? Because when you became a man, you put away childish things, you know? In order to be SHAVED, there's a degree of maturity involved. Not many men have enough hair to even need to SHAVE. Some have only patches of FILTHY HAIR, and the rest of their face is BALD, you know. As for me and my house...We will choose SHAVING.
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