| Sep 14 @ 8:18 PM |
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joe_kerr
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Today I received a spam email that contained a link to "The Ultimate Book of Spells" for only $9.95. Supposedly, this book will teach me all the tricks of the trade, and give me the knowledge I need to enrich my life through "the craft."
There was even had a freebie spell I could use to make any person I want to fall in love with me. However, there was one problem with this spell: It requires either the menstrual blood or urine of the person I want to fall in love with me.
Does anyone here believe in this type of stuff, or practice it? If so, how the hell do I get the person I want to fall in love with me to give me a sample of her urine? 
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| Sep 14 @ 8:26 PM |
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bevrice
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Lol, Joe, good luck. That was a good one. Thanks for the laugh. I get ads for viagra all the time in my emails, like I need viagra, lol.
Aero is a witch, maybe she can tell you how.
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| Sep 14 @ 8:37 PM |
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hammertime
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If so, how the hell do I get the person I want to fall in love with me to give me a sample of her urine?
Bev should know. She dates men who are into golden showers.
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| Sep 15 @ 12:46 AM |
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joe_kerr
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So when are you two gonna hook up?
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| Sep 15 @ 6:07 AM |
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bevrice
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   That was a really good one, Joe, thanks for the laugh again.
No, hammer, I left, I didn't have a date with that one. I came right back home.
That seems to really turn hammer on to talk about that, Joe.
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| Sep 15 @ 8:07 AM |
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hammertime
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No, hammer, I left, I didn't have a date with that one. I came right back home. Nah, you had fling with that one. You knew him a long time before hooking up. Did you bring an umbrella?
joker
They say its better to get pissed off than to get pissed on. But then again, that depends who you ask.
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| Sep 15 @ 8:14 AM |
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bevrice
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Lol, hammer, I don't think so. You seem to be obsessed with that. You seem to be obsessed with anything about sex. Why don't you go play expert in the sex threads for a while?
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| Sep 15 @ 8:25 AM |
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hammertime
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Bev says Hammer, I never said that I was licensed by any but a Christian organization >>source<<
Bev saysWrong again. I am a liscensed psychologist. >>source<<
Bev saysnow you want to point to scriptures that say no toys, I am a human being, I have needs and desires
Bev saysNothing can replace the real thing. But at least a toy, my toys are monogamous, clean, and always ready, lol.
Bev saysI know they say that size doesn't matter, but there is a certain size range in a man's penis that is just better for me, hits all the right spots. Is this true for any of you or will any size do? They say the thickness is the most important, and it is important, too, but not so much to me as the overall size. I know this has probably been discussed before, but I did not see it, so sorry if this is repetitive. >>>source<<<
Bev says
I am a lady, I like to think I am a classy lady. You can be the judge
I say with so much evidence its easy to judge.
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| Sep 15 @ 8:35 AM |
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bevrice
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Hammer, you should have been a shyster lawyer, for on the next page of that thread, it says
I am liscensed by the National Christian Counseling Association, sail.
I bet most of the women on this site have a toy, hammer, you are insulting them, too.
I will also bet that most women have a preference to the other, as well. As a retired counselor, I know that sexual compatibility is very important in a marriage. By the way you did quite a detailed post on women's preferences in that regard, hammer.
So rave on hammer.
[Edited on 9/15/2008 8:42 AM]
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| Sep 15 @ 8:40 AM |
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16knots
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Bevrice,
I doubt very much women here have toys of your ilk or need to be on adult sex sites touting for affections of the night.
Some Christian you are. Very indecent~!
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| Sep 15 @ 8:42 AM |
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hammertime
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I am liscensed by the National Christian Counseling Association, sail. Which is the same as saying you have no credentials. Geee, and I thought you were going to say something about your posts in the sex threads. 
Classy lady. 
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| Sep 15 @ 8:44 AM |
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bevrice
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Lol, so knots, you have been rummaging in my nightstand drawer, bah, knots?
Ask the women you know if they don't have a toy, knots.
You are indecent to bring that up and say something insulting like that.
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| Sep 15 @ 8:44 AM |
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hammertime
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Speaking of witchcraft. I use to love watching Bewitched when I was a kid. I thought it was cute when Samantha wiggled her nose. Now Endora was a real witch. She really put Darrin through hell.
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| Sep 15 @ 8:46 AM |
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hammertime
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Amen Knots
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| Sep 15 @ 8:52 AM |
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bevrice
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You guys need to go to the sex threads to get your vicarious thrills. Like I said, I get ads for viagra all the time, I will be glad to forward some of them to you guys.
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| Sep 15 @ 8:59 AM |
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Aeromuse
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I practice the Craft, and have never once required anyone's bodily fluids to do so.
Like every other path, you will find charlatans who just want a quick buck.
Sorry to bring this thread back to topic 
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| Sep 15 @ 9:01 AM |
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hammertime
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I practice the Craft,
Hey, that Fairuza Balk is some hot chick huh?
Like every other path, you will find charlatans who just want a quick buck. And what path has the most guilt in way of charlatans? Christianity by far exceeds every other path.
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| Sep 15 @ 9:05 AM |
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bevrice
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Glad you did, aero, thank you.
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| Sep 15 @ 9:11 AM |
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Aeromuse
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Hey, that Fairuza Balk is some hot chick huh?
Gawd, that movie makes me laff 
And no prob Bev 
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| Sep 15 @ 9:15 AM |
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Cynbaby
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She's not all that Fairuza 
but the movie was pretty cool 
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