| Nov 21, 2008 @ 4:47 AM |
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bevrice
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The
Pastor's Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race
again, and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S
ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered
the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline
read:
BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S
ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get
rid
of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline
the
next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN
SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the nun to buy back
the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and misery ..
even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier
and
live longer!
Have a great day!
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| Nov 21, 2008 @ 6:43 AM |
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iam01
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The moral of the story is if you let your ass or someone elses ass control your life then you are probably an ass yourself.....
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| Nov 21, 2008 @ 6:53 AM |
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bevrice
Posts: 11,141
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No, hammer, I gave you the meaning, too bad you can't see it.
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| Nov 21, 2008 @ 8:07 AM |
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yashaenka
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Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier
and
live longer! [QUOTE] Thank you Bev if you really believe this then let Tarzan, Sail, I and others on here live and follow our own belief system without telling us we will burn in a fiery lake.  
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| Nov 21, 2008 @ 8:14 AM |
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Tarzan
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Oh boy, bev talking about sex again!!!
Wash that mind out with soap old girl before its too late!!!!
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| Nov 21, 2008 @ 8:17 AM |
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yashaenka
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She needs some, she wants some, will she ever get some? Wisdom that is!
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| Nov 21, 2008 @ 8:19 AM |
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Tarzan
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You be careful there yash, she is still after your address and desperate for your visitation to her. Cough and drop buddy, cough and drop!
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| Nov 21, 2008 @ 8:59 AM |
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iam01
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Some people just have too many problems with their own ass 
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| Nov 21, 2008 @ 9:00 AM |
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yashaenka
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She be dreaming  
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| Nov 21, 2008 @ 9:13 AM |
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Blondino
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<<<<<< is trying to control the size of my ass ..... 
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| Nov 21, 2008 @ 9:23 AM |
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yashaenka
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Once upon a time a woman wet to a doctor to ask how can I reduce my a** size. The doctor suggested she try running and wherein she replied I need a reason to run it is hard to force myself.
Wherein he opened a door and a giant of a man walked through and it was obvious that he was gigantic everywhere. The doctor said meet my prescription for what ails you. If he can catch you, he can have you in any way he wishes. 
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| Nov 21, 2008 @ 9:33 AM |
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Blondino
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<<< and she was off running like the wind
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| Nov 21, 2008 @ 10:19 AM |
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yashaenka
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and the man ask do you smoke after sex and she replied, I don't know, I never looked. 
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| Nov 21, 2008 @ 11:08 AM |
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Thor1960303
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is trying to control the size of my ass .....
Yes, but is it wild and free like the nun's?
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| Nov 21, 2008 @ 11:13 AM |
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Blondino
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Thor .......... talking of asses ..... how are your eh ... heamerroids
I never thought of you in the same way after you mentioned them 
<<< got my ass under control with limited carbs and exercise
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| Nov 21, 2008 @ 11:25 AM |
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LanceVarden7
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bev frequently displays herself as riding a donkey.
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| Nov 21, 2008 @ 11:29 AM |
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iam01
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it just might be the other way around.... 
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| Nov 21, 2008 @ 11:45 AM |
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waterfire
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Bev you missed it
So be yourself and enjoy life.
The point is to be yourself and to come up with you own meaning not for you to tell others what it means.
ME thinks it will really be hard to "be yourself" if one is told what to believe, think, follow
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| Nov 23, 2008 @ 3:54 PM |
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alivenwell351
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Looks like THIS ex pastor's got his ass back in the swing!!
>click here<
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| Nov 23, 2008 @ 3:59 PM |
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BandTMom
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He'll probably just get his ass back into a sling. 
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