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Thor1960303
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HERE is an interesting site about what Yash posted concerning "evangelical physics". Just the term cracks me up. 
What's next, mythical creature biology with such questions answered as" what makes the dragons fly?" or "How the unicorn lost it's horn and became a horse."?
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| Sep 11 @ 12:07 PM |
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iam01
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Evangelical physical explanation:
God used a combination of bending the earth into dams and also broke wind so hard he dried up the ground so no one would slip. The dams were powerful and just underneath the surface to give safe passage for Moses and his people. That is when Moses yelled out "God damit, lets go !!!".
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| Sep 11 @ 12:21 PM |
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Deborah551
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Move that water a little more to the right Lord. No, a little more to the left, Lord. Hurry up Lord, they're almost here!
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| Sep 15 @ 1:14 PM |
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iam01
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Evangelical physics and applied scripture...
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| Sep 16 @ 8:47 AM |
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yashaenka
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| Sep 16 @ 11:28 AM |
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eastham
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I concur. Those cartoons are hilarious.
However, I would not put all Christians into the anti-science boat.
The scientist who first published on the Big Bang Theory was a Catholic priest, George Lemaitre, from Belgium.
Many of the scientists who testified in opposition to the Dover school district are Christians.
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| Sep 16 @ 11:37 AM |
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iam01
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I have often credited George Lemaitre with the Big Bang but at the same time the church still holds that latex allows the HIV virus to penetrate despite the science of medicine using latex gloves for surgery. It seems hands are OK to wear latex but its a big sin if worn on other bodily appendages.
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| Sep 18 @ 11:51 AM |
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Thor1960303
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the church still holds that latex allows the HIV virus to penetrate despite the science of medicine using latex gloves for surgery. It seems hands are OK to wear latex but its a big sin if worn on other bodily appendages.
That's because demons are attracted to the lower regions of the body, Iam, don't you know anything?
They live in those regions and carry tiny pins to poke holes in condoms. 
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| Oct 21 @ 9:53 AM |
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iam01
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They really poke holes in condoms? I've heard of jealous girls doing that too.
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| Oct 21 @ 10:26 AM |
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CPUfan
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There are girls over here who name and store the condoms in the freezer for later so they have a choice. I guess they're not Catholic. Make sure you flush guys.
I somehow missed this thread last month. That skit about Intelligent Design was a RIOT...
Hmmm intelligent design... isn't that a sperm or something?
> EVERY SPERM IS SACRED - MONTY PYTHON'S "MEANING OF LIFE." <
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| Oct 21 @ 10:33 AM |
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yashaenka
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Remember when the African American from Arkansas became the health czar for Clinton after shipped out thousands of defective condoms to school age Children.  
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| Oct 21 @ 10:43 AM |
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Deborah551
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Hmmm intelligent design... isn't that a sperm or something? Thanks CPU! You just made my day. Is that song in the Catholic Hymnal because I never sang it in my Protestant churches? Anyway, I never saw this Python bit before and it's really good!
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| Oct 21 @ 10:57 AM |
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dizzydoll
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I loveed that CPU, excellent production
i didnt read the whole article but i did find this interesting... they have probably progressed some since 2000 but this is exciting.
Quantum theory, developed early in the twentieth century to explain the behavior of atoms and smaller objects, is admittedly very strange. An electron at one time seems to be a particle; at another, a wave. Sometimes the energy of an atom can only change by steps rather than smoothly. Light is only radiated or absorbed in little packets, called quanta. Some physicists have even claimed that an electron has neither position nor velocity until one of these is measured!11
Understandably many Christians have found this too much to swallow, and have rejected the whole theory. Some of them, with training in physics, have sought to construct alternative theories, but none of these have attracted favorable attention in the scientific community. Admittedly, reconciliation between quantum theory and relativity (below) has not yet been achieved, and one or both of these theories will probably have to be modified before this happens.
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also, dont make fun of me now but i am a Numerologist. Have been for a long time. Numbers were around before letters cos we had to trade, so numbers have far more energy than you realise. As far as i am concerned, numerology is a science. I have done a few ppls numerology at MD and even the daughter of one. In fact i have just got back from grocery shopping and i had a conversation with the owner of the firearms shop. He told me he was flabbergasted cos his numerology warned him of a possible theft. He caught one of his staff stealing from him. This girl had been working for him for 10 years.
My knowledge comes from very very old books, i have been studying this from my teens when all my friends were reading Mills and Boon. What the net tells you about numerology is rubbish. I also have an astrology program on my PC, its crap.
[Edited on 10/21/2009 11:00 AM]
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| Oct 21 @ 10:58 AM |
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CPUfan
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I won't show you the one about the human digestive system, Debs...
Oh alright then here it is...> The Meaning of Life - the Autumn (Fall) Years <
OK this isn't really crackpot science it's more like pukepot ballistic science but there is some biology in it lol... 
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| Oct 21 @ 11:11 AM |
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dizzydoll
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ag thats gross CPU  i cant watch ppl puke 
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| Oct 21 @ 11:31 AM |
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Deborah551
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No kidding it's gross. I'm glad I eat my breakfast when I wake up because I couldn't eat a thing after watching that. I liked the first one much better.
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| Oct 21 @ 11:39 AM |
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CPUfan
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Yeah, it's gross... well he's gross, for sure... but it's funny. I loved the French gourmet touch from John Cleese, do you suppose he's making a point?
It's from the same movie. The death scene is quite funny too... not gross though... promise, I swear on my evening lunch....  
> FEAR THE REAPER - The Meaning of Life 7 <
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| Oct 21 @ 12:17 PM |
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dizzydoll
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the height of denial. i enjoyed it. harry potter has nothing on that.
drac would love that video, his new alter ego SATAN has been banned and now hes back all over RWR's blog with abuse under the name of ORVILO
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| Oct 21 @ 12:33 PM |
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CPUfan
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Aaaah so Satan666 really was Drac... hum I didn't need a Ph D to work that out lol...
Orville the Duck? > Orville the Duck goes amuck <
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| Oct 21 @ 12:52 PM |
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dizzydoll
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that was fun for children like me, but i must say that music in the background was VERY annoying
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