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Nov 3 @ 4:21 PM Jonah

LanceVarden7

Posts: 1,093 Little Sally was transferred from Christian school to public school. On her first day in the class the teacher introduced herself as "Mrs. Crump" and then said, "Today we're going to study in Zoology and the first subject in Zoology we're going to study will be whales. Does anyone know anything about whales?"

No-one raised their hand. Then Sally raised her hand. Mrs. Crump said, "What do you know about whales Sally?"

Sally said, "Jonah was swallowed by a whale!" Mrs. Crump said, "That's nonsense! A man cannot survive inside a whale!"

Sally said, "That's what my Bible says!"

Mrs. Crump said, "Your Bible is wrong! I would like an explanation of how such thing could happen!"

Sally thought for a minute and then said, "I guess I'll have to wait until I get to heaven and ask Jonah himself what happened."

Mrs. Crump thought she'd be smart and asked Sally, "What happens if Jonah isn't there to ask?"

Again Sally thought for a minute and then said, "In that case, you can ask him yourself"

Nov 3 @ 4:37 PM Jonah

CPUfan

Posts: 7,983 Is Jonah still in the whale?

BTW, did you know "the whale is not a fish," it's a duck?

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