| Jul 6, 2006 @ 12:40 AM |
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Angel54214
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I often wonder...
We only have 2 eyes right? So lets say my right eye offended me, I pluck it out right? Humm, now comes the funny part! If then my left eye offended me, and I plucked that out...  Wait a minute!! thats not very funny for I wouldn't be able to see at all.
But then if my left hand offended me, I should cut it off right? So now I haven't learned anything cause I blind and hopping on one leg! 
Oh the parables of humor...
What's yours?
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| Jul 6, 2006 @ 12:47 AM |
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kattsmeow
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Oh yes,,just look at some of the wierd lookin g animals. The Anteater for one.
Or the Kangaroo.
I think God was in a humorous mood that day.
Even this looks funny to me,,,humorous
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| Jul 6, 2006 @ 12:52 AM |
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Angel54214
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Oh yes the Anteater...maybe he is what God had left over from making all other animals and said, I now create my last animal! I sanctify it and it is good...
How about that Goony Bird? Now God made it wings to fly, but something seems to be missing here! It can't land right...  Maybe it's belly is too big or umm its feel too small, then maybe it's left brained and right eyed; no built in natural compass.
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| Jul 6, 2006 @ 1:00 AM |
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Classy_Blonde
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Angel! You have just gotten me into trouble. I know I shouldn't say this, but...
Why did God make the male and female sex organs so ugly? I hope no one gets me wrong. They are wonderful body parts.   However...they are so terribly unattractive. 
I'm going to regret this post. 
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| Jul 6, 2006 @ 1:04 AM |
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kattsmeow
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You need help Classy, and I am sure someone will come and tell you why... 
I know, after it was done I am sure if I was Moses and had a burning bush talk to me,,I would be sitting in a corner some where ...
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| Jul 6, 2006 @ 1:09 AM |
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Angel54214
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Hey Classy! I half an answer to your humorous question, not to worry k?
When God put Adam under his spiritual anesthesia to take a rib from him, me thinks Adam giggled so hard and that made God go full cloud of laughter while making Eve, then oops! the uglies.
See I was half ok on my guess...
But all he made was good.
Oh Classy, I have the other half answer now!
See, God was laughing so hard that he just couldn't circumsize Adam, so we had to finish the job...He sanctified it...
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| Jul 6, 2006 @ 11:26 AM |
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Humpe
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Don't even know where to start in this thread, so many things to comment. 
All the animals you think are so funny and having trouble understand why some god created is very easy to explain with natural selection.
When God put Adam under his spiritual anesthesia to take a rib from him
Wouldn't male lack one pair of ribs then? Or did he return it to Adam when he was done?
God was laughing so hard that he just couldn't circumsize Adam, so we had to finish the job.
Guess this might need a thread of it's own but please explain why "we" would have to finish this job by cutting in male childrens organs, that I find it very hard to understand.
/H
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| Jul 6, 2006 @ 1:50 PM |
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omkeerpunt
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Humpe..... The normal response would be more like this Trust me you can do it to. Just start by saying Hahaha. Now try doing it with more passion. And again. You are nearly there......
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| Jul 6, 2006 @ 2:24 PM |
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kattsmeow
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 Ompkeerpunt!
See, as Christians,,we can laugh, smile, dance,,ya, we are a little crazy aren't we?
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| Jul 6, 2006 @ 2:39 PM |
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Humpe
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omkeerpunt: You're right, laughing is the only suitable thing to do in this thread.
/H
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| Jul 6, 2006 @ 2:48 PM |
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Classy_Blonde
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At least I included the female sex organs too. 
What about skirts on the Roman guards? What is that all about? And then we go and name condoms after the Trojans.
About circumcision. You would think God would have delivered male babies pre-circumsized.
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| Jul 6, 2006 @ 3:49 PM |
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Angel54214
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I dunno Classy! Maybe Jesus somewhere spoke a parable relating thou shalt not run with knife or scissors.. 
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| Jul 6, 2006 @ 4:14 PM |
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kattsmeow
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Ya, you could poke your eye out like that!!!!!!
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| Jul 6, 2006 @ 4:23 PM |
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uab_5
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Or flamingos with their knees the right way.
If sex is Original Sin, why didn't God make humans able to give themselves oral pleasure like dogs do?
If I could, I'd never leave my bedroom. 
Saint David of UAB
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| Jul 6, 2006 @ 4:24 PM |
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spongebob777
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Mine is irreverent humor. And yes it is God given.
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| Jul 6, 2006 @ 7:18 PM |
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Classy_Blonde
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Or flamingos with their knees the right way.
This gave me such a giggle.
If sex is Original Sin, why didn't God make humans able to give themselves oral pleasure like dogs do?
If I could, I'd never leave my bedroom.
I think you just answered your own question. NOTHING would ever get done. 
Oh--and Spongecakes--that sense of humor of yours IS God given. 
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| Jul 10, 2006 @ 12:26 AM |
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Angel54214
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I just thought about one country that is the same as an animal species. Turkey!! Do you suppose some people there drown when they look up while it's raining?
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| Jul 10, 2006 @ 1:55 AM |
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SunBabe
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Do you suppose the Turks call their idiot birds "Uncle Sam"?
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| Jul 10, 2006 @ 7:46 AM |
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doc65270
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well in all seriousness god gave us the sence of laughter, it is a sign of happiness. i don't feel that god intended us to walk around like munks or something not ever feeling the joy of laughter. i feel that there might be a reason for god giving us the laughter part in our life for spiritual purposes. sometimes when you tell a joke to someone it lightens up any tentsion that might be there. it makes people feel more comfortable in a sourounding. when i am not laughing you better check for a heart beat. i am a firm believer that when you don't have laughter in your life you have very serious problems. just my oppinion. doc
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| Jul 10, 2006 @ 10:40 AM |
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8Knots
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HELL NO!!!!!
He must have done to be listening to this lot!!!!
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