| Apr 1, 2007 @ 11:45 AM |
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MarysPlace
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To become a liberal.
I shall read Karl and Friedrich. Hell, I shall even cherish and memorize every word. I want to recite Vladimir Ilich on Times Square.
I hired double standard therapist that will undo years of logical thinking. He may even be able to prescribe a thing or two so I don't go cold turkey. (In spirit of my newly acquired political correctness, I apologize to all the turkeys I may have offended by saying this).
I'm embracing global warming on this hot April day and all of its 42 degrees. I switched off my heating. Only cold tofu and granola here for breakfast.
From now on I shall profess nothing but love to any and all islamic militants. Never again shall I speak about squishing them like bugs.
And finally, I have ordered a good number of Hillary t-shirts. I want to have one for each day of the week. I especially liked the one I designated for Tuesday. Says "Clinton 08 -- White House needs its silverware back".
I think I'll make a good liberal. After I make amends for all the evil stuff I did as a despicable Republican.
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| Apr 1, 2007 @ 11:47 AM |
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kattsmeow
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Says "Clinton 08 -- White House needs its silverware back".
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| Apr 1, 2007 @ 11:49 AM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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great, just what we need. 
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| Apr 1, 2007 @ 11:51 AM |
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spongebob777
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Now now Mary, let's not be rash.
Here's a video of a recovered liberal explaining his past illness and recovery.
Evan Sayet
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| Apr 1, 2007 @ 11:57 AM |
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kjac
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Insults and lies in the face of reason and facts
Blind following of political leaders
Irrational solutions to problems you know nothing about
Yes Mary, you're almost there. All you have to do is give away all your guns and promise to kill babies. Then you'll be a full fledged liberal.
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| Apr 1, 2007 @ 11:58 AM |
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MarysPlace
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Sorry Spongey, I won't read that. I'm a LIBERAL now!!! 
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| Apr 1, 2007 @ 12:01 PM |
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spongebob777
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Don't worry mary. He has lots of tips on how to reject reality and replace it with one more favorable to your wishes. Call it a how to for dummies. 
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| Apr 1, 2007 @ 12:05 PM |
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MarysPlace
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I'll watch it after the visit with the therapist. I need those prescriptions first.
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| Apr 1, 2007 @ 12:06 PM |
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irish20835
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another one falls to the dark side 
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| Apr 1, 2007 @ 12:30 PM |
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Gone_Feral
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If I can manage to suffer some oxygen deprivation brain damage can I be your ignorance-is-bliss sidekick? 
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| Apr 1, 2007 @ 12:34 PM |
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MarysPlace
Posts: 2,930
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Just hold your breath for 10 mins like I did.
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| Apr 1, 2007 @ 1:17 PM |
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thegoodideaman
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Congratulations...
check with a Cardiologist first... 
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| Apr 1, 2007 @ 1:40 PM |
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raykl
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"Clinton 08 -- White House needs its silverware back".
The staff at the White House would not find this amusing.
There was an article in the paper a few years ago concerning the staff opinion of the First Families that they had served under. They thought Nancy Reagan was a real b!tch until Hillary moved in. They considered her Nancy x 100.
Try and figure who they will not be cheering in the next election.
Their favorite? The Carter Family.
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| Apr 1, 2007 @ 6:20 PM |
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acslim
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how do u unanimoulsy decide with yourself?
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| Apr 1, 2007 @ 7:06 PM |
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MarysPlace
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Eh, being a new liberal I figured that, among other things that don't make sense, I could unanimously decide with myself.
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| Apr 1, 2007 @ 7:14 PM |
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irish20835
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Remember now mary ...you belive AIDS is spread by a lack of public funding
and the virgin mary covered in feces is art but any image of mohammud is offenseive
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| Apr 1, 2007 @ 7:22 PM |
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spongebob777
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I'm kinda curious about how you deaden the sense of right and wrong or is that something that can be controlled with drugs? 
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| Apr 1, 2007 @ 7:32 PM |
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MarysPlace
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I'm kinda curious about how you deaden the sense of right and wrong or is that something that can be controlled with drugs?
Acid, Spongey, acid.
OK, enough of this April Fools nonsense. 
This is what I don't get -- who came up with all that liberal bullshit? I understand the moronic brainwashed masses that follow, you can't expect anything else from mentally challenged folks. But... who is to benefit from all that?
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| Apr 1, 2007 @ 8:48 PM |
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thegoodideaman
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you
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| Apr 2, 2007 @ 3:03 PM |
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daisy315
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geee... in the past week I have found out that I am trailer trash and now I find out that I am mentally challenged.. does that qualify me for disability benefits now? 
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