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jimbo242
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WOMEN SHOULD RULE THE WORLD
While I was never a chauvinist, I am completely comfortable with my maleness. I'm not a woman trapped in a man's body, a gay wannabe, ex-cheerleader or a sissy momma's boy. I think this subject should be approached on logic and values this once great country developed in business as well as sports, which some may argue is really big business.
If a large corporation. small business or sports team isn't successful and the CEO, boss, coach or manager thinks the losing results will change by implementing the same losing strategy, they are fired or replaced.
I'm suggesting that men across the spectrum have everything so completely screwed up, it's long past time for change and that change should be woman. Watch her roar!
There should be women presidents, chairwomen, CEO's, Popes, preachers, University Presidents, congress, etc. I'm talking from Queen to street cleaning foremen....Let femininity reign!
Don't despair men. We will still have blondes to exploit and play with. While the women do the reorganizing and heavy lifting, we can hang out with the blondes, letting them pump up our fragile egos.
I must admit, I do have an ulterior motive. I've decided the most effective way to deal with the long overdue ideology cleansing that this country desparately needs, is to have Hillary Clinton as president. Not that she would necessarily be a good president but just as the neo-cons hated Bill Clinton so much, it must have caused hypertension, stroke and heart attacks. My hunch is, Hillary would produce a mass, legalized self-extermination of neo-cons world wide, thus ridding the planet of that destructive ideology forever.
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| Jan 10 @ 9:50 AM |
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Novalite
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Jimbo Not that she would necessarily be a good president but just as the neo-cons hated Bill Clinton so much, it must have caused hypertension, stroke and heart attacks.
Guess I'm not a Neo-con then. I liked Clinton and think that he was a better president than Bush.
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| Jan 10 @ 9:57 AM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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We will still have blondes to exploit and play with. While the women do the reorganizing and heavy lifting, we can hang out with the blondes, letting them pump up our fragile egos.
Ew! 
There are so many intelligent, capable, and CLASSY blonds on this website that you just insulted by classing them by their hair colour.
BTW- Hillary Clinton's blond 
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| Jan 10 @ 9:59 AM |
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MusicMonster
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Jimbo said:
WOMEN SHOULD RULE THE WORLD
I thought they already did!!! 
At least that's what they tell me!! 
-MM 
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| Jan 10 @ 10:09 AM |
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eastham
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 From this blond!
That said, most other developed countries have had very capable women leaders of a variety of political stripes. Angela Merkel is doing yeoman's work to broker an international consensus on global warming; Thatcher ran Britain with an iron hand during the Falklands war.
If anyone thinks that only men have the gravitas to run a country, I suggest you turn your eyes to France, where Nicholas Sarkozy, once the darling of the political right in this country, is making a fool of himself.
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| Jan 10 @ 11:58 AM |
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MusicMonster
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Oh sure!!
Isn't that what they ALL say?? Hmmm?
-MM
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| Jan 11 @ 11:01 PM |
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Paralegal_at_Law
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So this Blonde walks into a bar, and looks around and all she sees are other Blondes sitting glumly at their tables, staring into their drinks.
So the new Blonde says to all the other Blondes, "Don't be so glum, women are taking over the world!"
There was silence in the bar. Then all the Blondes started to cry. One of the Blondes finally said, "Maybe so, but if women take over the world, does that mean that we Blondes won't be able to watch "Pinky and the Brain" anymore?"
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| Jan 12 @ 2:03 AM |
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MusicMonster
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Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck. They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was about.
The first blonde said, "Easter is a big holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey."
"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in."
The second blonde said, "Easter is the holiday that we celebrate Jesus' being born of the virgin and give gifts to each other."
"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in, either."
The third blonde said, "Well, I know what Easter is all about. Easter is a Christian holiday which coincides with the Jewish Passover. After Jesus celebrated Passover with His disciples, He was betrayed by Judas and turned over to the Romans. They crucified Him on a cross. After He died, they buried him in a tomb and put a huge boulder in front of it."
"Very good!" said St. Peter.
The blonde continued. "Now, every year, the Jews roll the stone away and Jesus comes out. If He sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of basketball."
St. Peter fainted!
  
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| Jan 12 @ 2:20 AM |
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mrobvious444
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| Jan 12 @ 2:21 AM |
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kjac
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| Jan 12 @ 11:20 AM |
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MusicMonster
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Two blonde room-mates went to the pound where each was delighted to adopt a lovable new puppy. Although, the joy of their new best friend was quickly overshadowed when they got home and the first blonde said, "I think we're in trouble, how are we going to tell them apart?"
This lead to lenghty concentration, until finally, the second blonde said, "I've got an idea. We'll tie a red bow around my puppy's neck, and a blue bow around yours."
The next day the first blonde comes running up to the second, when she got home, "Darn! I can't tell whose puppy is whose... they've pulled the ribbons off while they were playing."
"Geeze! OK, we need to find a better way to tell them apart," says the second blonde. After several more hours of intense concentration, they came up with the idea of getting different colored collars. 
Unfortunately, again the next day, the first blonde comes running up to the second, as soon as she gets home, and she's crying, "I can't tell which puppy is which... they've chewed each other's collars off while they were horsing around"
"There's just got to be some way to tell them apart," says the second blonde.
After several more hours of deep thought, the first blonde finally comes up with another idea,
"I know! How about this?? Why don't you take the black one and I'll take the white one!"
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| Jan 12 @ 1:51 PM |
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lefthandedluckie
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I have a feeling this is going to get out into the blog section....then there will be a huge migration of blondes coming over to work over MusicMonster!
I am hearing the faint sound of "Taps" being played in the back ground!
Been nice knowing you, MM! 
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| Jan 12 @ 7:40 PM |
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MusicMonster
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Naahh... No worries!!
I run really, really fast.. Like Zooooooom!! almost..
And besides that, I'm a ditzy blonde myself.. You just can't tell it with this particular hairdo. So these jokes are actually based on personal experiences..
-MM
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| Jan 12 @ 11:20 PM |
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Jankia
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we Blondes won't be able to watch "Pinky and the Brain" anymore?" I'm gonna die over that one!
If women rule the world then we can just sit back,have a few beers and watch the biggest catfight ever fought.I have no problem with that.
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| Jan 13 @ 6:49 AM |
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MusicMonster
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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't figure out a way. .
Finally the one with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath.. Her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up will you! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
-MM 
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| Jan 14 @ 11:12 AM |
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MusicMonster
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Some seem to be taking this thread way too seriously!
Geeze! Lighten up Folks! Tickle your own ribs a bit, and get a jump-start..
This is a funny thread meant to put a grin on your gnarly old mug. Don't get all PC and all huffy about such stuff.. Blondes can take the abuse. They're used to it. Heck, I oughta know. I are one! Can't you tell?
With those like George Bush and Dick Cheney at the helm, L:ike it or not, ya gotta grin once in a while just to keep from cryin'.. 
You don't want your cheeks to crack once you finally do smile do ya? Man, that's gotta be painful..
-MM
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| Jan 14 @ 11:55 AM |
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Paralegal_at_Law
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I'm gonna die over that one!
Q: "What are we doing tonight, Brain?"
A: "Same thing we do everynight, Pinky, we're taking over the world."
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| Jan 14 @ 2:22 PM |
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MotownManiax
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 I wouldn't mind being some powerful woman's play thing, as long as she puts me up in a penthouse and pampers me with a life of luxury.
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| Jan 14 @ 4:05 PM |
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| Jan 14 @ 4:41 PM |
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MotownManiax
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 Katts, you wouldn't happen to have a penthouse free, would ya? 
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