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LaughTillYaPuke
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So.....I should win something then right?
Cripes...Sex with Bama perhaps. Too bad he's gone eh?
Top of the page it puts me. Do you believe this shit?
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| Jul 17 @ 10:07 PM |
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bardnsage
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Nothing wrong with being on top,,,depending on who is on the bottom.
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| Jul 17 @ 10:08 PM |
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uab_5
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Iranians speak Farsi.
And I wouldn't wish sex with Bama even on his hands! 
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| Jul 17 @ 10:10 PM |
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pamdemonium
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Big freaking whip. Victoria Secrets is having a bra sale. Beat that.
I see you and raise you one pair of candy underpants.
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| Jul 17 @ 10:11 PM |
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bardnsage
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Melts in your mouth,,,,,not in your hand.
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| Jul 17 @ 10:13 PM |
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pamdemonium
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Sweet Jeezus....  
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| Jul 17 @ 10:14 PM |
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honorcharlie
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Recently, a friend who is very new to the smoking scene was asked to pack a bowl. He did so, and handed it to me. Being the conneseiur that I am, I immediately undid everything that he did and taught him how to do it properly. In the interest of public service, I hereby impart the lessons to you, gentle reader, in the hopes that your smoking sessions will be more enjoyable.
The first question to ask yourself is what kind of weed you have in your possession. If you have what is known in various parts of the country as schwag, mexican brown, or "north carolina's finest", here's what to do: Stop reading this article, go turn your Linkin Park back on, and do some homework so you don't fail out of high school.
Now, assuming that you have some decent bud, the first question to ask is "What form is this in?" There are two major subcategories for this issue: Seed count and packing density.
Most likely if you have kindbud the grower has helpfully picked out the seeds for you, or if you're smoking a cloned plant then there weren't any in the first place. However, if there are seeds, do everyone a favor: Remove them all. That includes breaking apart buds to get at hidden seeds within. Just jamming a bud into the bowl causes it to burn badly, giving poor hits, wasting bud, and damn it looks bad with the chicks when that popping noise occurs.
What you do from here onwards depends on what you're smoking out of. The first thing I will cover is packing bowls and bongs:
Hopefully you've got nice fluffy buds, but it's always possible that you've gotten your bud in brick form, which is unfortunate but survivable. If you've got a bag of shake, scroll back up and read about Linkin Park. Each kind of bud has a different procedure that you need to follow in order to get a decent bowl pack.
If your weed is in brick form, you're going to need to break it up. If you don't, you will end up with a dense wad in your bowl, air will have trouble passing through, and it will be hard to get a decent hit.
Even with nice fluffy buds, you want to do a **little** breaking up. The reason is the same as that listed above - air flow is crucial to a good hit. This is nowhere more true than with a gravity bong - if you don't get good air flow you'll completely waste the bowl pack.
And it's not just about air flow. Broken up shake lights more easily than a whole bud, and the heat generated by the burning shake will aloww the bud to catch fire more easily. If you want to get a nice glowing coal that stays lit as it's passed around, you have to do the same thing you do with a campfire: starter material. Would you try to get a campfire lit by tossing down a couple of big logs and holding a lighter under it until it gets going? Of course not, you've got to use kindling.
For fluffy bud, I reccomend the "orange peel" method. Take your bud, and just pull a little off the sides. Just enough to get nice starter fuel. If you break it apart completely, you'll end up with something that burns super fast and sears your lungs with its high temperature. You will actually get a bigger hit with a nicely burning coal than if you fire the whole thing at once.
The next step is to consider what you're smoking out of. Be aware that hot smoke is passing through the material and if the material has a low enough melting point small bits of it will go into your lungs. For that reason I do not reccommend plastic bongs or wooden hitters, although some people swear by the tokemaster series of bongs. The best material to smoke out of is glass, or metal if you drop stuff a lot. DO NOT EVER smoke out of a soda can. It does heat faster than you'd think, and aluminum intake has been shown to cause alzheimers. If you are in an emergency situation because there is no parephenalia to be had, don't panic: Get a potato and a screwdriver, and use your imagination. Don't forget to drill a carb if you're using a potato, and when buying a piece try to get one that has a carb.
For anyone who may be used to a different term, a carb is a hole somewhere on the piece that connects to the main chamber between the smoke intake and the inhaling point. You cover it with a finger while inhaling, and then right before you finish you let it go. As you remember from physics, air will follow the path of least resistance. Fresh air thus goes through the carb instead of through the place where the bud is, evacuating the smoking chamber and insuring that you get every bit of smoke. It has an additional value - there is no "stale smoke" left in the smoking chamber, one of the biggest party fouls imaginable. It also frees you from risking the mistake of trying to blow the smoke out through the mouthpiece, which can result in what is variously known as "backblow" or "volcano", when the bud and possibly bongwater comes spewing out of the bowlpiece. If that happens, people will never let you forget it. For bongs, I highly reccomend bowlpieces with carbs over the "pull slide" variety - I've seen too many people drop the pull sliders, and tragic events such as breakage can occur with glass... a glass bong is finished if gets broken even a little.
Now, for the final step: The actual packing. It's important to know the answers to these questions: Is there a screen? If not, how big is the entry hole? Nobody wants a bowl to shit in their mouth, so you have to be careful. Where is the hole located? The packing technique is different based on where it is - some have holes on
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| Jul 17 @ 10:14 PM |
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bardnsage
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The phrase is,,,, "OH GOD"
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| Jul 17 @ 10:15 PM |
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LaughTillYaPuke
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I see you and raise you one pair of candy underpants.
With or without the twizzler ties?
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| Jul 17 @ 10:21 PM |
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pamdemonium
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The phrase is,,,, "OH GOD"
How can you even hear me with your head down there?
With or without the twizzler ties? *burp*
What?
[Edited on 7/17/2008 10:22 PM]
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| Jul 17 @ 10:22 PM |
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honorcharlie
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he Klu Klux Klan was basically based in the south of America. Here they targeted those set free after the American Civil War - the African Americans. The KKK had never considered the former slaves as being free and terrorised Africa American families based in the South. America experienced great economic prosperity during the 1920's but not much of it filtered to the South. Racism mixed with anger at their economic plight formed a potent cocktail.
Many different groups had emigrated to America over the years. One group - the Blacks - had been brought there against their will and after the success of the northern states during the Civil War and the freeing of the Blacks from slavery in 1865, a sinister group was established which was designed to spread fear throughout the Black population that still lived in the southern states. This was the KKK. Only WASP’s could belong to it — White Anglo-Saxon Protestants. It is a common myth that the KKK targeted only the Blacks - also hated were the Jews, Catholics, liberals etc but most hatred was directed against the poor black families in the south who were very vulnerable to attack.
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| Jul 17 @ 10:22 PM |
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LaughTillYaPuke
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Fine then...you can come up for air to answer Pam.
But then get RIGHT BACK TO WORK! 
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| Jul 17 @ 10:24 PM |
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pamdemonium
Posts: 13,890
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Charlie...man, I hate to interrupt this rant you're on, but no one reads post that are that long.
Better just blog it. Flog it. I mean blog. Blog it.
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| Jul 17 @ 10:27 PM |
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LaughTillYaPuke
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Or better yet....beat it. Yeah...THAT. Good grief, I'm not going to show you how to do it.
Just grab hold and pretend that you like yourself.
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| Jul 17 @ 10:31 PM |
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bardnsage
Posts: 200
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Charlie,,,, ok someone,,, is this that bamagary guy.......
the harmless guy we were supposed to forget.....
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| Jul 17 @ 10:33 PM |
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LaughTillYaPuke
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Yes honey....it is. Now put that bottle down and go to bed.
Just relax. This will all be over in the morning.
Yes, yes...I love you to. Now sleep tight. 
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| Jul 18 @ 12:18 AM |
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kattsmeow
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Big freaking whip. Victoria Secrets is having a bra sale. Beat that.
I see you and raise you one pair of candy underpants.
I up the ante from Fredricks of Hollywood.
The only bra's are the ones your mother would have fainted looking at. ( well, not mine)
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| Jul 18 @ 8:59 AM |
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LaughTillYaPuke
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Fredricks stuff itches!!! Too much lace and junk.
Subtle sexy...that's what I like 
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| Jul 18 @ 2:11 PM |
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Tunes4u
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Last time I checked....Fredricks of Hollywood did not sell flannel.....
Too bad...I think it is making a come back.
Well....now that I think about it  .....did it ever go out?
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| Jul 18 @ 3:06 PM |
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daisy315
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I prefer Victorias Secrets myself
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