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EvoPsych
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Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
By Matthew Stabley
NBCWashington.com
updated less than 1 minute ago
LEXINGTON PARK, Md. –– Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.
Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.
The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.
The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.
Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new, the sheriff's office said.
Yes Boys and Girls...There are things far worse out there, than guys with cell phones up their ass. Anybody want to bet on whether or not these brave new world, sexual libertines voted for CHANGE. I'm thinking the Democrats are pretty much the party of Black & Decker, Gorilla Glue, and Latex.
There's got to be a Sexual Darwin Award here somewhere.
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| Mar 11 @ 6:08 PM |
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Brass_Wolf
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Now now, they also could have voted the Socialist party. Wait. . . umm, nevermind.
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| Mar 11 @ 6:13 PM |
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EvoPsych
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Democrats always vote for more and faster "Stimulus".
Adding Sharp and pionty things to Sex = Disaster.
[Edited on 3/11/2009 6:15 PM]
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| Mar 11 @ 6:14 PM |
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SweetNapaGuy
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No, no. Democrats proudly march into adult toy stores and buy their stuff.
It's the Republicans who have to improvise. They're too "decent" to have that sort of thing laying around in the house, so when the bug hits them, they use whatever's handy...
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| Mar 11 @ 6:24 PM |
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EvoPsych
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Well, judging from the article. Someone proudly walked into the sex shop..then proudly went right down the street to Lowe's home Improvement.
Hey, Obama voters are proud of all kinds of stupidity. From Erotic Strangulation to BDSM Knife Play.
A vote for Obama is a vote for making the most dangerous, stupid sex acts ACCEPTABLE. Strange isn't it that their also champions of domestic violence legislation that makes cursing at your wife abuse, But tearing her nether regions apart with a power tool ought to be a protected, consensual and loving sex act.
Ooookay!
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| Mar 11 @ 6:28 PM |
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pomegranate
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What's really mind-boggling is your lumping all Obama voters into one category. First of all, you have no CLUE how that woman voted and, secondly, what she did was stupid as hell, but stupidity is certainly not limited to liberals....nor is immorality. I'm a liberal (primarily) and there's no way I'd ever do, much less condone anyone else doing, anything like that, or anything like the other disgusting, kinky stuff that many PERVERTS (regardless of political persuasion) do.
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| Mar 11 @ 6:30 PM |
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Josuha
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Frankly, somehow I can't see a liberal with a power tool.
They always want someone else or the government to do the work for them..
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| Mar 11 @ 6:53 PM |
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SweetNapaGuy
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And neo-cons are always whining. They've certainly taken the title of "spoiled brat" away from the liberals...
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| Mar 11 @ 7:12 PM |
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Josuha
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And neo-cons are always whining. They've certainly taken the title of "spoiled brat" away from the liberals...
But I still can't see a liberal with power tools.
No matter how hard I try.
More like..
Wanted:
Someone else with a power tool wishing to give free labor and materials.
Mediocre work accepted.
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| Mar 11 @ 7:18 PM |
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SweetNapaGuy
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Ohhhhh. You mean a capitalist!
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| Mar 11 @ 7:18 PM |
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onoudn
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Well this is a first. I've never read a thread before where the Op was off topic.
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| Mar 11 @ 7:19 PM |
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SweetNapaGuy
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What, O? You missed all of MF's and DR's threads?
Heck, I'll even toss in all of Para's...
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| Mar 11 @ 7:40 PM |
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pomegranate
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But I still can't see a liberal with power tools. No matter how hard I try.
More like..Wanted: Someone else with a power tool wishing to give free labor and materials. Mediocre work accepted.
I guess this is your idea of a joke. But, see, thing is, no one's laughing. Well, not me, anyway. I'm, as I said, primarily a liberal and I've always done my own work, and I sure as HELL have never had any republican do it for me. I also am pretty damn handy when it comes to power tools, and I don't ever expect something for nothing. I am highly offended that you categorize all liberals in this way. I've known some extremely lazy CONS in my day who couldn't locate their own butt to wipe it even if you shoved a GPS with a pre-programmed POI up their ass.
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Jankia
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People should really do more research.
She didnt use a sabre saw or vote for Obama...McCain bought her vote with this unit.
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| Mar 11 @ 7:50 PM |
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Laidback742
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I'm not an Obama fan, but this is really stretching it to connect something like this to him, just for the sake of trying to insult the left .... seems lame to me .... very lame ....
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| Mar 11 @ 9:34 PM |
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lefthandedluckie
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What is really strange is the writer of this thread is allowed to use his mothers computer! The parental controls must be broken or he hacked someone's computer!
Just goes to show it takes all kinds to post drivel on MD!
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| Mar 11 @ 9:39 PM |
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robodad
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I'm sure that the guy thought that it was funny.....but....still....
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| Mar 11 @ 10:57 PM |
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Angel54214
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stupid sex acts
How many of those passed the House and Senate Then were signed the next day? 
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musicianfriend
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Well.. I saw this very strange thread...and low and behold...there was my name? I couldnt believe it!!!
Your obsessed Napa...so very weird you are..
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SweetNapaGuy
Posts: 5,197 What, O? You missed all of MF's and DR's threads?
Heck, I'll even toss in all of Para's...
Your a very stranger person...
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| Mar 12 @ 7:35 AM |
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sealacamp
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What's really mind-boggling is your lumping all Obama voters into one category.
Why not since it is clear that all are unable to see the facts, are racist, and have no desire to build up this country. It is destruction all the way with subjective little innuendos that take away decency and morality in any form and subjugate it to an individuals point of view instead of reality.
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